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How about a song for Martin Laursen; to the tune of We're The Monkeys:

Here he comes,

Striding from the back,

It’s Martin Laursen,

Joining the attack.

Wa’hey it’s a set piece

Ashley young (or Gareth Barry) is on the ball,

Nothing you can do about it Laursens gonna score a goal.

And the chorous

Hey, Hey It's Mart Laursen

And he's not messing around

But we're too busy laughing

Cos you've gone 1-0 down.... (apply whatever score)

A tad complex perhaps.

Nope, i'll get me coat ...

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'You are my Barry, My Gareth Barry,

You make me happy when skies are grey,

So **** your Lampard and Steven Gerrard,

And please don't take my Barry away'

Barry for England is stupid now he actually plays.

And not a new song suggestion but after watching the game on tv today 'Holte Enders in the sky' needs to be sang a lot slower, sounds crap when it's sang too quickly

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Fleetwood Mac's Everywhere -

Can you hear me calling, out your name,

You are the Villa and we our the same

Sing a little louder, We'll even shout,

We're so proud, we will just get the words out

Villaaaaaa (oaa ah, Oo ah) Gonna be with you everywhere

Villaaaaaa (oaa ah, Oo ah) Gonna be with you everywhere

Something happ'ning, Hap'ning to me

I can't believe the skill that I have just seen

We will sing out, out from above,

WE WILL NEVER SUPPORT ANY OTHER CLUB

Villaaaaa (oo ahh, ooo ah) Gonna be with you everywhere

Villaaaaa (oo ahh, oo ah) Gonna be with you everywhere

Could be in France, Germany,

could be a tough away game in Italy

Could be Turkey maybe Spain,

Or in Russia, but support'll never wain

Villaaaaaa (oaa ah, Oo ah) Gonna be with you everywhere

Villaaaaaa (oaa ah, Oo ah) Gonna be with you everywhere

Villaaaaaa (oaa ah, Oo ah) Gonna be with you everywhere

Villaaaaaa (oaa ah, Oo ah) Gonna be with you everywhere

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can someone tell me the whole chant that starts off

nigel spinks, rolls the ball............

To Platty, Platty on to Paul McGrath and out to Tony Daley. Tony Daley down the wing like a torpedo, puts the ball into the air............to Tony Cascarino

Thats what ive always sung anyway

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Hi!

sorry for a bit stupid question - but can anyone post the lyrics of this chant, which is on the motive posted on page 38, that is:

"Feed the Hare, my Lord.

Feed the Hare.

Feed the Hare, my Lord.

Feed the Hare.

Feed the Hare, my Lord.

Feed the Hare.

Oh Lord, feed the Hare."

On the same motive there are much longer songs, but I can't get the lyrics when I hear it, cause I'm not native English, but want to join singing!

So can anyone post the lyrics of the song, that fans sing on stadium to this motive?

Thanks a lot!

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I don't know if this link has been posted before, but I've searched around for it for some days now. The song is made by a Roma-supporter, at least thats what the story says, and it's played on a Norwegian radio show on sundays. They've actually noticed that Villa and Carew do well when the song is played, and therefore play it every match sunday.

Guess the song is a bit slow for the stands, but the video is worth watching anyway!

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to the tune of Agga-Do:

'John Carew-rew-rew

He's bigger than me and you

John Carew-rew-rew

He'll score one and then score two,

With his strength with his height he gives defenders a fright

With his left with his right Carew will score all **** night'

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This has probably been mentioned before but i seriously think the 'my old man...' chant should be updated. It doesn't make sense to keep singing it, we gotta move with the times. It's easily enough done. Something like:

'...With Marlon and Gabby, Ashley Young and Barry! They're the boys...' and so on.

what dou you think?

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