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Not sure if this one's been mentioned before but I watched the game at Headingley Stadium and a few other Villa fans were there, A couple of them had a great chant, ridiculous? Sure, and doesn't rhyme, but it made me laugh.

To the tune of Karma Chameleon

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor

He's fast as ****

He's fast as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Genius :lol:

I think rhyming it with score would be better but never mind.

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Not sure if this one's been mentioned before but I watched the game at Headingley Stadium and a few other Villa fans were there, A couple of them had a great chant, ridiculous? Sure, and doesn't rhyme, but it made me laugh.

To the tune of Karma Chameleon

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor

He's fast as ****

He's fast as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Genius :lol:

I think rhyming it with score would be better but never mind.

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor

He's fast as ****

He loves to scoooooooore

Eh?

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Not sure if this one's been mentioned before but I watched the game at Headingley Stadium and a few other Villa fans were there, A couple of them had a great chant, ridiculous? Sure, and doesn't rhyme, but it made me laugh.

To the tune of Karma Chameleon

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor

He's fast as ****

He's fast as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Genius :lol:

I think rhyming it with score would be better but never mind.

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor

He's fast as ****

He loves to scoooooooore

Eh?

Im sure i heard this on Sunday!

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Not sure if this one's been mentioned before but I watched the game at Headingley Stadium and a few other Villa fans were there, A couple of them had a great chant, ridiculous? Sure, and doesn't rhyme, but it made me laugh.

To the tune of Karma Chameleon

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor

He's fast as ****

He's fast as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Genius :lol:

I think rhyming it with score would be better but never mind.

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor

He's fast as ****

He loves to scoooooooore

Eh?

Im sure i heard this on Sunday!

It was heard on the net for sure.

First heard it at Blackburn and it seems to be catching on. Much prefer the version I heard there:

Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor

He's bound to score

He's bound to scoooooooore

especially as it's a play on the old Gary Shaw song, which could have been converted I'm sure

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Randys a magician, he's got a villa tat,

and when he came to villa, he thought these lot are crap,

but then he signed o'neil, young and reo too,

we will shit on city and then we'll beat man u

(tat as in tattoo - cos randys apparently had one done)

Ruined by mentioning the scum.

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How about The Kaiser Chiefs - The Angry Mob

^ skip to 3.20

We are the villa mob

We support them everyday day

We support them when they're good

We support them when they're bad

and we're not so easily swayed

Or if anyone can come up with better lyrics I'm all ears :P

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To the tune of the Fireball XL 5 song (http://www2.wi.net/~rkurer/toontracker/frballcl.html)

I’m proud to be a Villa fan

the best team in the land.

No-one else comes even close

together we will stand (shouted…..or sit)

Up in the Holte forever

laughing at the Sty

Ha ha ha ha ha ha (shouted)

Its great to be a Villa fan, a Villa man and Villa are

the greatest football team.

A song for the all generations to sing

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To the tune of the Fireball XL 5 song (http://www2.wi.net/~rkurer/toontracker/frballcl.html)

I’m proud to be a Villa fan

the best team in the land.

No-one else comes even close

together we will stand (shouted…..or sit)

Up in the Holte forever

laughing at the Sty

Ha ha ha ha ha ha (shouted)

Its great to be a Villa fan, a Villa man and Villa are

the greatest football team.

A song for the all generations to sing

dont think so dude, all the songs when we mention the sty are gay, especially when we arnt even playing them. we have more class than those burberry wearing knuckle draggers.

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You made the sun shine brighter,

You made the blues go away,

We've gotta believe,

We're gonna win the league.

Woh-oh Aston Villa,

Barry, Young and Mellberg,

Holte Enders live forever,

The sun never sets on Aston Villa.

In every town tonight,

There is a wonderful sight,

A believer like me and you,

Wearing the claret and blue.

Woh-oh Aston Villa,

Barry, Young and Mellberg,

Holte Enders live forever,

The sun never sets on Aston Villa.

I remember a Euro night,

We fell on our knees and cried,

The greatest club cup in sight,

For us that night never dies.

Woh-oh Aston Villa,

Barry, Young and Mellberg,

Holte Enders live forever,

The sun never sets, the sun never sets,

The sun never sets on Aston Villa.

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Most the ditties I post I sing at work (when the song comes on the radio) to piss off the noses,

I dont think 40,000 will \ want or even can to sing them at a match,

I post them coz I find them funny,

Barry a player a Villa player

Re'ign's as Villa's golden Son

Mi I've seen him score top shelf

Fa a long long way he'll run

So many in, he'll thread

La a note to follow Vi

Te'am of Barrys should be bread

too bring titles back to

Barry a player a Villa player...

shall I hand out the flyers myself

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