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Scott Carson rolls the ball to laursen,

laursen on to ashley young and up to super gabby,

super gabby down the wing,

like a speeding bullet,

jon carew is in the aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

you know he's going to score it

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Gareth Barry's magic,

He wears a magic hat,

He got picked for England,

Cos Lampard is so fat.

He crosses from the left side,

He crosses from the right,

He'll always play for England,

Cos Lampard's **** shite.

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Gareth Barry's magic,

He wears a magic hat,

He got picked for England,

Cos Lampard is so fat.

He crosses from the left side,

He crosses from the right,

He'll always play for England,

Cos Lampard's **** shite.

That is brilliant.

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My-my-my-my DAVIES hits you so hard makes me say oh my Lord

Thank you for blessing him with a mind so fine and two hyped feet

It'll feel good when we send blues down

With a team of super homeboys from the B'town

And we're known as such

And this is a team uh u can't touch

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)

Stop Villa time

(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)

(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)

(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) U cant pass Davies (x3)

(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)

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My-my-my-my DAVIES hits you so hard makes me say oh my Lord

Thank you for blessing him with a mind so fine and two hyped feet

It'll feel good when we send blues down

With a team of super homeboys from the B'town

And we're known as such

And this is a team uh u can't touch

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)

Stop Villa time

(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)

(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)

(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) U cant pass Davies (x3)

(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)

Not only is this brilliant, but the thought of 40,000 fans belting out MC Hammer, perfectly in time, is astonishing. I hope, by some miracle, this happens!

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My-my-my-my DAVIES hits you so hard makes me say oh my Lord

Thank you for blessing him with a mind so fine and two hyped feet

It'll feel good when we send blues down

With a team of super homeboys from the B'town

And we're known as such

And this is a team uh u can't touch

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)

Stop Villa time

(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)

(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)

(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) U cant pass Davies (x3)

(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)

Not only is this brilliant, but the thought of 40,000 fans belting out MC Hammer, perfectly in time, is astonishing. I hope, by some miracle, this happens!

Most of the songs on here are cringeworthy, but that would be hilarious

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We should try this one going between the Holte and the North Stand;

Holte End; we're the Holte End, we're The Holte End, we're The Holte End Villa Park.

North Stand; we're the North Stand, we're The North Stand, we're The North Stand Villa Park.

Holte End; we're the Holte End, we're The Holte End, we're The Holte End Villa Park.

North Stand; we're the North Stand, we're The North Stand, we're The North Stand Villa Park.

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We need songs for Laursen and Barry. 2 of our best players yet we haven't got a song for either of them

I came across this 1 for Barry, which could become a classic in my opinion.

You're my Barry, my only Barry,

You make me happy when skies are grey,

So **** your Lampard or Steven Gerrard,

But please don't take my Barry away.

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We need songs for Laursen and Barry. 2 of our best players yet we haven't got a song for either of them

I came across this 1 for Barry, which could become a classic in my opinion.

You're my Barry, my only Barry,

You make me happy when skies are grey,

So **** your Lampard or Steven Gerrard,

But please don't take my Barry away.

I really like that.

The trouble is starting it, getting people to join in, then having it catch on. The Gabby song caught on well after being started at an away game by a few and thats the way to do it. We haven't got a pub where everyone goes before home games for a sing song which is what we need i think

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We need songs for Laursen and Barry. 2 of our best players yet we haven't got a song for either of them

I came across this 1 for Barry, which could become a classic in my opinion.

You're my Barry, my only Barry,

You make me happy when skies are grey,

So **** your Lampard or Steven Gerrard,

But please don't take my Barry away.

I really like that.

The trouble is starting it, getting people to join in, then having it catch on. The Gabby song caught on well after being started at an away game by a few and thats the way to do it. We haven't got a pub where everyone goes before home games for a sing song which is what we need i think

I think it's easier to get a song going at an away game in the concourse at half time or before the game. I think the wee Maloney chant is a good one as well. Someone tried to start it at Man City away but no-one joined in. Which was a shame really.

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We need songs for Laursen and Barry. 2 of our best players yet we haven't got a song for either of them

I came across this 1 for Barry, which could become a classic in my opinion.

You're my Barry, my only Barry,

You make me happy when skies are grey,

So **** your Lampard or Steven Gerrard,

But please don't take my Barry away.

I really like that.

The trouble is starting it, getting people to join in, then having it catch on. The Gabby song caught on well after being started at an away game by a few and thats the way to do it. We haven't got a pub where everyone goes before home games for a sing song which is what we need i think

I think it's easier to get a song going at an away game in the concourse at half time or before the game. I think the wee Maloney chant is a good one as well. Someone tried to start it at Man City away but no-one joined in. Which was a shame really.

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We need songs for Laursen and Barry. 2 of our best players yet we haven't got a song for either of them

I came across this 1 for Barry, which could become a classic in my opinion.

You're my Barry, my only Barry,

You make me happy when skies are grey,

So **** your Lampard or Steven Gerrard,

But please don't take my Barry away.

I really like that.

The trouble is starting it, getting people to join in, then having it catch on. The Gabby song caught on well after being started at an away game by a few and thats the way to do it. We haven't got a pub where everyone goes before home games for a sing song which is what we need i think

I think it's easier to get a song going at an away game in the concourse at half time or before the game. I think the wee Maloney chant is a good one as well. Someone tried to start it at Man City away but no-one joined in. Which was a shame really.

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Gareth Barry's magic,

He wears a magic hat,

He got picked for England,

Cos Lampard is so fat.

He crosses from the left side,

He crosses from the right,

He'll always play for England,

Cos Lampard's **** shite.

Love it.... :lol:

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