Shillzz Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Every time someone at work has a birthday, I go and get them some cakes, all be it paid for from petty cash. Today happens to be my birthday, and no fecker has bothered. Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Every time someone at work has a birthday, I go and get them some cakes, all be it paid for from petty cash. Today happens to be my birthday, and no fecker has bothered. Meh. Happy birthday dude!!! I will now scoff an egg custard at lunch time just for you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Every time someone at work has a birthday, I go and get them some cakes, all be it paid for from petty cash. Today happens to be my birthday, and no fecker has bothered. Meh. From me to you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Excellent! Cheers Ad, Wig. I am now happy about life again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 10, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 10, 2012 Hiccy Burpday Shillzz. At least you know not to bother with the selfish assholes next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Happy Birthday Shilzz!! I'd take some money out of petty cash and buy yourself one (nothing for the others). Eating in front of them all too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Happy Birthday Shilzz!! I'd take some money out of petty cash and buy yourself one (nothing for the others). Eating in front of them all too yes yes yes...do it Paul!!! Buy a couple just to throw in the bin also, while singing happy birthday to yourself and declaring how full you are!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b23avfc Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Thinking a concert date, that i've waited 20 years for, clashed and was a no go... then discovering I could .. and the tickets being sold out and only available at hyper fees... FNM? me too mate. I'm hoping that a mate of mine who's 'in the biz' can come through with a couple of tickets for me, but not holding my breath I've found a few in the circle but no cheap... hook. brother. Up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Happy Birthday Shilzz!! I'd take some money out of petty cash and buy yourself one (nothing for the others). Eating in front of them all too Done. A packet of custard doughnuts sat proudly on my desk, to be touched by no man except myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 10, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2012 Next time it's someone's birthday, don't buy them a cake. I bet they'll ask why they didn't get cakes, then you hit the with the guilt bomb. Either that, or just buy them an eclair and replace the real cream, with man cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 I fear it'd be a rather sorry looking eclair, more like a sorry looking version of soggy biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Customers. No, they're not always **** right. I really shouldn't be allowed to talk to customers who have 'problems' because I have no tact at all. If it's their fault I will tell them, don't see why we should have to take the brunt of the loss of goods because they ordered incorrectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 10, 2012 Author Share Posted May 10, 2012 Happy 35th birthday Shillzz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 10, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 10, 2012 Spreadsheets which have massive file sizes because they have 60,000 blank lines. Spreadsheets with 3 tabs of which numbers 2 and 3 are blank. Delete them! I'm with you and it really shouldn't piss me off. The default number of worksheets for a new spreadsheet should be 1, not 3 (I've manually set it to 1). And FTLOG give it a name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Happy 35th birthday Shillzz! Git! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Women chewing gum in the side of the gobs, they think it looks kind of cool I suppose. The sounds that go with it are not good either if you are on the bus close to one. They just look like a dirty old prozzie from the Dam IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Spreadsheets which have massive file sizes because they have 60,000 blank lines. Spreadsheets with 3 tabs of which numbers 2 and 3 are blank. Delete them! I'm with you and it really shouldn't piss me off. The default number of worksheets for a new spreadsheet should be 1, not 3 (I've manually set it to 1). And FTLOG give it a name. Even worse, people emailing me said unnecessarily large Excel files rather than just a link to where they are saved on the public drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Applying screen protectors to your phone/iPod. They're so damn hard to put on without getting air bubbles, fingerprints or bits of dust underneath them! They're so damn fiddly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Facebook. I'm leaving it for about 20 reasons, as much as I need it to update and keep an eye on certain pages and groups I run (such as the ever popular McLeish is a horny ginge) the whole stalking thing has just got me so pissed off (not me stalking, others doing to me). 1) """Friends"""" who think just because they message me on Facebook, I have to log on and chat, the whole "But I messaged you on Facebook" and "Oh you never reply" pisses me off. If I wanted to talk to you, I would ring you. Some of these people are 30+ and are obsessing over contacting me, just get a life. Let me have my space. 1b) The above who invite me out on Facebook and then complain because I don't meet up with them once a week. 1c) Ex Girlfriends actually subscribing to my updates. Pathetic. 1d, section 4.1) Ex girlfriends re-adding me. Erm... 2) **** stupid gaming invites, **** right off. I am expected to have time to reject every single one of these retarded games? CANCEL ALL GAMES... ggrrrrrrrr I do not have time, not do I enjoy fingering an animated sheep. 2a) You have been invited to Barry Chuckles Ballroom party... **** off. 2b) Shit bands. 2c) Religion.. "Like this if this person inspires you through god" **** off. **** Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Facebook. I'm leaving it for about 20 reasons, as much as I need it to update and keep an eye on certain pages and groups I run (such as the ever popular McLeish is a horny ginge) the whole stalking thing has just got me so pissed off (not me stalking, others doing to me). 1) """Friends"""" who think just because they message me on Facebook, I have to log on and chat, the whole "But I messaged you on Facebook" and "Oh you never reply" pisses me off. If I wanted to talk to you, I would ring you. Some of these people are 30+ and are obsessing over contacting me, just get a life. Let me have my space. I 1b) The above who invite me out on Facebook and then complain because I don't meet up with them once a week. 1c) Ex Girlfriends actually subscribing to my updates. Pathetic. 1d, section 4.1) Ex girlfriends re-adding me. Erm... 2) **** stupid gaming invites, **** right off. I am expected to have time to reject every single one of these retarded games? CANCEL ALL GAMES... ggrrrrrrrr I do not have time, not do I enjoy fingering an animated sheep. 2a) You have been invited to Barry Chuckles Ballroom party... **** off. 2b) Shit bands. 2c) Religion.. "Like this if this person inspires you through god" **** off. **** Facebook. Stuart "likes" this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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