mjmooney Posted May 16, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 16, 2012 Alexandra Burke (who I'd never heard of until now) on The One Show: "The problem with my first album was that I had to do it in six or seven months, but with this one I was able to take my time over it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted May 17, 2012 Share Posted May 17, 2012 When, on hearing that you are single, people (usually women) respond with "Why?" in that slightly accusatory tone. Maybe they think that such a handsome chap shouldn't be alone? 8) It's a bit like going to a car auction. If a car looks very clean but the price is suspiciously low, then there's something badly wrong underneath. DO NOT BUY. If a decent looking bloke is single then he must have some issues you only find out about afterwards When something seems too good to be true, it usually is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 When your eating your lunch and people want to have a coversation....eating my lunch....**** off, and leave me in peace!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 That some clueless yeti can't interpret my master piece drawings on a simple Facebook game It was Bonjovi ..wasn't it obvious A book of prayers with a man standing on top and a big 1/2 next to it .... I couldn't make it any easier of you. :-) My lad is just as bad , he picked some random person and had to draw the word chimney So he drew a fishtank cause his one has an ornament house in it that has a chimney Got to love the logic of a 7 year old :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 Being trapped in Nanning in the South of China for a day, because they only run trains to Beijing really early in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 21, 2012 Share Posted May 21, 2012 People who say 'touch wood' then scurry around desperately looking for a bit of wood to touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 22, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2012 Waterloo Underground station being inexplicably closed on Saturday night meaning I had to run through London in order to not miss the last train home to Brum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 22, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2012 Also, the guy in my office scoffing Rennies like they're M&Ms because he feels sick. THAT'S NOT WHAT THEY'RE FOR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 22, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 22, 2012 Placebos are very effective Stevo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 22, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2012 Placebos are very effective Stevo Thanks for the tip. I just popped out and bought a packet, for emergencies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 People who say 'touch wood' then scurry around desperately looking for a bit of wood to touch. why dont they just tap their head like a normal person... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 22, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 22, 2012 I'm not superstitious. Touch wood I've never had any bad luck after walking under ladders etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 22, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2012 On a seriou snote, I don't believe in luck or superstition, but find myself almost subconciously being superstitious when it comes to sport. Like if have a particularly good game of football wearing a specific pair of football socks, for the next few games I'll make absolutely sure I'm wearing the same pair of socks. Or if the sun comes out just before we kick off, I take it as a sign that I'm going to have a good game. It's stupid, but I can't help it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa_kie Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 That some clueless yeti can't interpret my master piece drawings on a simple Facebook game It was Bonjovi ..wasn't it obvious A book of prayers with a man standing on top and a big 1/2 next to it .... I couldn't make it any easier of you. :-) My lad is just as bad , he picked some random person and had to draw the word chimney So he drew a fishtank cause his one has an ornament house in it that has a chimney Got to love the logic of a 7 year old :-) This. My mate drew a picture of a window for the word widow on Draw Something. 10 mins il never get back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 22, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2012 I had someone draw a black cricle, with a slightly smaller red circle on top of it. The word was "Wrestler" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 22, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2012 INcidentally, that game got very old, very quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa_kie Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 i only play it when im drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 22, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 22, 2012 I had someone draw a black cricle, with a slightly smaller red circle on top of it. The word was "Wrestler"Bloody, thrown out of the ring. Obvious, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Rashers having 7 in a pack. A **** prime number. Like I'm going to eat 4 the first day and 3 the next. Or 3 the first and 2 for the following 2. I want to have 2 grilled rashers in a toasted sesame bagel with soft cheese. Today I'll be having one rasher. Just cut them slightly thinner and put in 8 you pricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 22, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 22, 2012 Accidentally clicking on the 'What song are you listening to now' thread and reading all the show-offs before quickly realising what you've done. Ach, thpuh, spit, ack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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