tonyh29 Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 (edited) Men who take their girlfriend to gigs and stand near the front then kick off whenever anyone bumps into her. Fock off and stand at the back if you don't like it. My mate and I had a game of buckaroo at a James gig last year ... Find a bloke at the front and see how long you can hold on for as you try to get him away from the barrier that he is gripping to as if his life depends on it as he starts doing some weird head and body wild shake to get you off him without using his hands Was also some numpty there with his girlfriend doing exactly as you say .... He started screaming at people and putting his fists up .. Which meant he got bumped even more Edited June 26, 2013 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Men who take their girlfriend to gigs and stand near the front then kick off whenever anyone bumps into her. Fock off and stand at the back if you don't like it. My mate and I had a game of buckaroo at a James gig last year ... Find a bloke at the front and see how long you can hold on for as you try to get him away from the barrier that he is gripping to as if his life depends on it as he starts doing some weird head and body wild shake to get you off him without using his hands Was also some numpty there with his girlfriend doing exactly as you say .... He started screaming at people and putting his fists up .. Which meant he got bumped even more Men who take their girlfriend to gigs and stand near the front then kick off whenever anyone bumps into her. Fock off and stand at the back if you don't like it. My mate and I had a game of buckaroo at a James gig last year ... Find a bloke at the front and see how long you can hold on for as you try to get him away from the barrier that he is gripping to as if his life depends on it as he starts doing some weird head and body wild shake to get you off him without using his hands Was also some numpty there with his girlfriend doing exactly as you say .... He started screaming at people and putting his fists up .. Which meant he got bumped even more You can say that again... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Men who take their girlfriend to gigs and stand near the front then kick off whenever anyone bumps into her. Fock off and stand at the back if you don't like it. I've got a good story about that. We were at a Charlatans gig a few years ago and we were bouncing about in the mosh pit. Somebody took exception to being bounced about and decided to punch my mate Andy hard in the back a couple of times so he threw the elbow at them and got them right on the point of the chin, dropping them. Turns out it was a girl who threw the punches but my mate didn't realise until he turned around and saw her on the deck. He was just about to apologise when her boyfriend decided to go all white knight and was like "whoever did that **** DIES" and tried to square up to Andy. Only then did he realise Andy was 6'5" and could have battered him with one hand behind his back. Never seen a blokes face change so quickly. If you want to go into the mosh pit then don't complain if it's a bit rowdy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 You can say that again... Agreed - when people post that after someone has mistakenly double posted, it's well annoying. Pisses me right off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 That's his catchphrase though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 So I go to the main section and see that there is a 'pessimists thread'. Sums it all up really. Joyless word removed's. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2013 I never - ever - put an x on the end of a text. I do but only when I text my mate Felix Hmmmm. I'm willing to bet that you would hardly ever put an 'x' on the end of such a text. Who puts the recipient's name as the last word? Felix: Coming down the pub 2nite? 8pints: OK Felix Naaaaah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 I never - ever - put an x on the end of a text. I do but only when I text my mate Felix Hmmmm. I'm willing to bet that you would hardly ever put an 'x' on the end of such a text. Who puts the recipient's name as the last word? Felix: Coming down the pub 2nite? 8pints: OK Felix Naaaaah. "Back together with the ex" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Coldplay. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Coldplay. Legov dislikes this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Coldplay. To an extent, yes, but Parachutes is a lovely album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 So I go to the main section and see that there is a 'pessimists thread'. Sums it all up really. Joyless word removed's. If you think of it as the self-deprecation thread, it makes it a bit more palatable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 26, 2013 I was watching a 'Best of Buzzcocks' the other night on BBC2. Apart from being very funny and reminding me that there isn't enough Simon Amstell on our telly, man did they give Coldplay a hard time Noel Fielding being the main protagonist. Oh and Phil Jupitus is another in my 'how the hell is he a comedian' camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Coldplay. Legov dislikes this... Yeah well they're okay, some good tracks, merely tolerable for the most part but there are a lot of worse musicians around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2013 I don't think Phil Jupitus is a comedian as such. He's more a "rent-a-geezer", a sort of poor man's Danny Baker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Coldplay apologist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted June 26, 2013 He does stand-up though. So he puts himself up to be judged. And he's on those shows to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 26, 2013 TBF, I've never seen him doing standup. Can't imagine it would be very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Jupitus' routine on spiders is one of my favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 Simon Amstell's stand up is on youtube and he's excellent. Grandma's House is also a good show. But I agree, he's not on TV enough. Too mean, apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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