snowychap Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 I write a bit of poetry and when I tell people they often give me a little look as if to say "don't we all". Are you sure it's not 'most of us gave that up when we were about 20'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 I just have absolutely no confidence in myself at all when it comes to this kind of thing. Have a few miniatures before you ask her then Get talking to her about something like bowling, when she asks what you did the weekend tell her some shit about how you went and was so bad she would probably beat you, ask her if she would like to go, (bowling was always a favorite of mine for a first date as it avoids uncomfortable silences but you can have a laugh at the same time) whilst not feeling like a date, you will soon figure out if she likes you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted February 25, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted February 25, 2013 Take her to the Roy Lichtenstein exhibition at the Tate Modern. I hear it's truly marvellous. Then DHUTWU. And the VT gap was bridged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Museums are ace for a first date. That is if both of you can hold a conversation, otherwise it could be a tortuous experience. (Also, if they say "'No, I hate museums, they are boring" then you know to leg it) Problem with going for a drink is that most people can go for a drink and bullshit their way through the evening, and you won't learn much by the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Dorchester. With it's specialist 'chai' shop and specialist cheese vendor and specialist imported tomato's on the vine shop and it's Poundbury eyesore estate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Museums are ace for a first date. That is if both of you can hold a conversation, otherwise it could be a torturous experience. (Also, if they say "'No, I hate museums, they are boring" then you know to just DHUTWU and then leg it) Problem with going for a drink is that most people can go for a drink and bullshit their way through the evening, and you won't learn much by the end. Agree, Fixed, Don't see the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I just have absolutely no confidence in myself at all when it comes to this kind of thing. If you don't buy a ticket you will never win the prize Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 I just have absolutely no confidence in myself at all when it comes to this kind of thing. just relax and try to think of women as nothing more complicated or mysterious than blokes without cocks which they are, usually except that one time in Ibiza learning curve 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Apologies if this has been mentioned before... Clearings in the woods who after filling up with petrol then decide to almost do their week's shopping in the mini store, leaving me queued up behind them, running on fumes. Then they eventually wander out and as they open their door they give you that gormless "huh ??!!" look as if they are totally unaware of your time they wasted. W@nkers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Flash mobs. irritating shits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Apologies if this has been mentioned before... Clearings in the woods who after filling up with petrol then decide to almost do their week's shopping in the mini store, leaving me queued up behind them, running on fumes. Then they eventually wander out and as they open their door they give you that gormless "huh ??!!" look as if they are totally unaware of your time they wasted. W@nkers. Think I mentioned this before but, people who come out of the petrol station their car then spend f**king ages sticking their glasses on, chatting with the passengers doing whatever they're doing for aaaaages before finally pulling away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Apologies if this has been mentioned before... Clearings in the woods who after filling up with petrol then decide to almost do their week's shopping in the mini store, leaving me queued up behind them, running on fumes. Then they eventually wander out and as they open their door they give you that gormless "huh ??!!" look as if they are totally unaware of your time they wasted. W@nkers. It annoys me that garages sell the amount of things that they do to be honest. It should be restricted to Twix bars and bottles of water, if you want anything else then go to the bloody shops you shithouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2013 Pay At The Pump is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Apologies if this has been mentioned before... Clearings in the woods who after filling up with petrol then decide to almost do their week's shopping in the mini store, leaving me queued up behind them, running on fumes. Then they eventually wander out and as they open their door they give you that gormless "huh ??!!" look as if they are totally unaware of your time they wasted. W@nkers. It annoys me that garages sell the amount of things that they do to be honest. It should be restricted to Twix bars and bottles of water, if you want anything else then go to the bloody shops you shithouse. all these concerns will be addressed when I seize power pay at pump will also be implemented - but not some jobless disolving soulless version, oh no, we're talking old school man at pump that fills up for you and proffers a little hand held touch screen card reader. Super advanced stay in your car high tech combined with enhanced employment opportunities for people who couldn't get a job at B&Q the revolution is coming my friends.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 +1 Vote for Chrisp65 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Friends getting sectioned that should know better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Friends getting sectioned that should know better. out of interest Xann, could you see it coming? I've got a friend I used to work with, and we'd see it coming for atleast a few days in advance. You'd try and drop reminders about meds into the conversation, or discuss what it's been like and is he feeling ok and even just straight tell him to get back on the meds if he's stopped. You'd get all the assurances everything was ok, then bang, gone away for a few weeks minimum to get back on an even keel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 That any time I read the title of Bowie's new song 'The Stars (Are Out Tonight)' I get that **** Take That song in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 26, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted February 26, 2013 (edited) That any time I read the title of Bowie's new song 'The Stars (Are Out Tonight)' I get that **** Take That song in my head. Y'see, there's no danger of that for me, as I've never heard (or even heard OF) the Take That song. Then again I've not heard the Bowie one. Not much desire to, either. I still find it fairly amazing how massive Take That were/are. I can only name one song of theirs: "I Want You Back" (or "Back For Good", or whatever it's called - see, I'm not even sure of the title). Genuinely couldn't name another one (although I have a vague idea that they once covered a BeeGees song). Same goes for the Spice Girls - there's that "Really, Really Want" thing, and that's about it. Girls Aloud? Can't name any. Same with Beyonce and all that lot. In my head, nobody has ever had more hit singles than The Beatles, it just isn't possible (and yet I dare say hundreds of acts have, in reality). Ignorance really is bliss. Edited February 26, 2013 by mjmooney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 That any time I read the title of Bowie's new song 'The Stars (Are Out Tonight)' I get that **** Take That song in my head. You light the skies up above meA star so bright you blind me, yeah, yeahDon’t close your eyesDon’t fade away, don’t fade away, ohYeah, you and me we can ride on a starIf you stay with me, girl, we can rule the worldYeah, you and me we can light up the skyIf you stay by my side, we can rule the worldIf walls break down, I will comfort youIf angels cry, oh, I’ll be there for youYou've saved my soulDon’t leave me down, don’t leave me now, ohYeah, you and me we can ride on a starIf you stay with me, girl, we can rule the worldYeah, you and me we can light up the skyIf you stay by my side, we can rule the worldAll the stars are coming out tonightThey're lighting up the sky tonight for you, for youAll the stars are coming out tonightThey’re lighting up the sky tonight for you, for you, ohYeah, you and me we can ride on a starIf you stay with me, girl, we can rule the worldYeah, you and me we can light up the skyIf you stay by my side, we can rule the worldAll the stars are coming out tonightThey’re lighting up the sky tonight for you, for youAll the stars are coming out tonightThey're lighting up the sky tonight for you, for youAll the stars are coming out tonightThey're lighting up the sky tonight for you, for youAll the stars are coming out tonightThey're lighting up the sky tonight for you, for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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