Gingerlad Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 I've always been led to believe that it was an offence to warn other drivers in such a way. Not sure what offence it would be and it has never stopped me doing it, but I always thought it was something I might get caught for at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 5, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 5, 2011 I've only been caught speeding once. I don't tend to speed really, except on the motorway. Anyway, i was caught by one of these vans. It was sat at the bottom of a long hill, on a huge wide road that is still a 30, and it was parked under a railway bridge behind some parked cars. if anyone knows it, it's the dip between Dovehouse Parade and Olton on the Warwick Road. It's very very hard to stick to 30 down that bit of road. As I said, it's really wide, not that busy (at that time) and downhill for a long way. Add to that I'd just finished work at 1 pm on a Friday afternoon in the middle of summer, there's no surprise I was caught. Anyway, my point is, no coincidence that they parked the van in the darkest part they could find, right at the bottom of the hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Right...blokes who give it the Charlie big potato about how they talk/treat their missus! It drives me up the wall, the asshole opposite me at work is always going on about how his missus does as she's told and how he doesnt have to tell her he's going to the pub after work and how he comes back whenever he please's. How he never tells his missus he loves her an refuses to do the washing up or change his little kids nappy as ''it's her job''. And he's always going on about ''you just need to tell um' how it is...if they dont like it they can **** off, you need to keep a leash on um!'' Its really not big and really not clever and it doesnt impress me, in fact it just makes me think your an even bigger asshole than i first thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 When she divorces him, keeps the house and and gets 50% of all his wages see if he is still so smug living on pot noodles and waitng for the free pr0n websites to update Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claret75 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 rocket polisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 5, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 5, 2011 Bradford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 5, 2011 Author Share Posted January 5, 2011 stfu - S.T.F.U. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 5, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 5, 2011 I think I need to lie down and drink a camomile tea - S.T.F.U. I'm fighting the urge to reply "Shut the **** up, then". How come I didn't get word filtered? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Had this twice today in the office. Blokes phone home and talk to mrs, then talk to babies under 6 months "What are you doing ?"....... Having kids changes blokes. Only in the very worst kind of ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 5, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 5, 2011 Had this twice today in the office. Blokes phone home and talk to mrs, then talk to babies under 6 months "What are you doing ?"....... Having kids changes blokes. Only in the very worst kind of ways.Out of interest, do you have kids yourself, Neil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 5, 2011 Author Share Posted January 5, 2011 Its because it works for the initials s'tfu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 After at least a couple of eyars, Asda have ended their 3 for £4 offer on ales. Now I have to find another store from which to stock up on Hobgoblin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Bradford. They were a great indie band of the 80's. Until Bicks comes along and rubbishes them anyway.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 After at least a couple of eyars, Asda have ended their 3 for £4 offer on ales. Now I have to find another store from which to stock up on Hobgoblin. Lidl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 My father putting the tv on the non hd sky sports when we have hd. It's the TV equivalent of shaving with a mach 3 turbo without turning on the vibrate bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Dancing to a dvd. My step sister has been watching step up 3 and dancing TO the dvd. What the **** is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 5, 2011 Author Share Posted January 5, 2011 Aston. Motherfucking. Villa. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 knowing that at work tomorrow we are the worst out of 4 very shit midlands teams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 The tedious new guy at my running club, and his Facebook status updates: "He who sedulously attends, pointedly asks, calmly speaks, coolly answers and ceases when he has no more to say is in possession of some of the best requisites of man". I'm fighting the urge to reply "Shut the **** up, then". Un-friend job, I think. Please tell him to "shut the **** up!" please please pleaseThing is, he's a big bloke, ex-military, bangs on endlessly about his post-traumatic stress thingy (not belittling this at all, but if you knew him I guarantee you wouldn't be impressed) and I actually think he could be a borderline psycho. Better simply to avoid rather than confront, probably. bloody hell, went to uni with a guy like that, fits the bill to an absolute tee, not called ben is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Had this twice today in the office. Blokes phone home and talk to mrs, then talk to babies under 6 months "What are you doing ?"....... Having kids changes blokes. Only in the very worst kind of ways. Out of interest, do you have kids yourself, Neil? Nope, can you tell . Dunno mate, drives me mental and I know it really shouldn't. It's a combination of those 2 blokes and a 6 month pregnant bird sitting 2 metres in from of me as well with all the scans and huffing and puffing that goes with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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