villaajax Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Eye floaters. At some point of the day, every day for the past 3 years I have wanted to rip my own eyes out. And the two best surgeons who specialise in eye floaters are in California and Florida. Incorrect my friend, the best guy in the business is actually based in oxford. http://www.eyeconsultant.info/videos-floater-vitrectomy.htm Do you know anything about him? I've never been able to find out much about him, which is important when you're going to let someone laser away bits of dead vitreous. Its something ive suffered with myself although thankfully never enough to warrant surgery but it didn't stop me looking at options though. If you go to this board theres loads of testimonials of people using patel and i havent seen one complaint yet. Hes definitely the person i would use. http://floatertalk.yuku.com/forums/2/Floaters-Only-Vitrectomy I actually use that forum, do you know whether he does laser surgery? the full FOV sounds a bit too risky to me No he doesn't mate, its a waste of time and money, it really doesnt work. Its full fov or nothing. The American surgeons have had a lot of success with laser. I just don't think I could have FOV, having needles stuck in my eyes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 No i dont blame you, it sounds a bit extreme to me but if you read peoples opinions on laser nearly all of them are unhappy with the results. Laser is only good if you have a weiss ring which is one big circular floater, and even then its iffy at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Rude people in the supermarket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 Going to the supermarket today reminded me of why I like working weekends - it lets me do this sort of thing when most people are stuck at work. Instead of spending ages trying to squeeze past shirtless ugly fat **** who dawdle around like they've nothing to do for the next 4 days except for get in my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 A night out when there's just 2 of you seems pointless. And I don't mean a quiet drink in the pub! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 22, 2011 Share Posted April 22, 2011 I've just seen that Tesco are opening another bloody store near me. That'll be the 13th within 2 miles of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 22, 2011 Moderator Share Posted April 22, 2011 The theme tune from Star Trek - Enterprise. Never has the been such an inappropriate theme tune to a tv series. Here were are watching Star Trek, a sci-fi series and were treated to soft rock MOR wank dribble as a theme tune. Its flipping awful and so out of place it staggers me that anyone could think it was the right move having that as a theme tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briggaman Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 The fact that cancer research gets so much money thrown at it compared to other conditions. I know that cancer is an awful thing, yet it would be nice if people could open their eyes to all of the other illnesses out there and not act as if cancer is the only one that can kill... I'm not against giving money to cancer research so I hope people don't take this the wrong way. It's just annoying that other causes (which can have just as much of an impact on lives) go less noticed. Rant over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 The fact that cancer research gets so much money thrown at it compared to other conditions. I know that cancer is an awful thing, yet it would be nice if people could open their eyes to all of the other illnesses out there and not act as if cancer is the only one that can kill... I'm not against giving money to cancer research so I hope people don't take this the wrong way. It's just annoying that other causes (which can have just as much of an impact on lives) go less noticed. Rant over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 23, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted April 23, 2011 My ex and I both LOVE flight of the cOnchords. Shes just found out her dog is epileptic. I think she's secretly pleased just because of that song! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 ^^^^Everyone should LOVE FOTC!!!!! They actually cheer me up, a lot! Suppose I'm in the wrong thread for that, just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 The kids next door keep kicking their damn balls into my garden, their dad is supposed to be a football coach, maybe he should teach them a little control. That Dora the Explorer ball is just asking for a knife in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 The kids next door keep kicking their damn balls into my garden, their dad is supposed to be a football coach, maybe he should teach them a little control. That Dora the Explorer ball is just asking for a knife in it. Be a good neighbour and throw em back, we were all wee boys once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 I probably will. I might also return the favour by curling a heavy old Mitre ball through their kitchen window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 FOTC are amazing. Back to topic, when your family go all religious. **** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dappadan Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Posting in the wrong thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 That was a quick edit Dappadan ! So quick, it doesn't even show it was an edit . I had my Viz magazine "Skegness is shit " poster ready to go . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dappadan Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Ha ha and the Skegness bit was actually the first edit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 at 2am where you tell the the gobby bloke in the take away to behave because he's giving the staff a hard time but when it comes to your order they treat you like a rocket polisher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 24, 2011 Share Posted April 24, 2011 Takeaways late at night. Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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