brommy Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 5 hours ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: "A man-made satellite or similar upper atmospheric craft (Usually unmanned) that is currently in or about to enter "Pre-Order-Stage" or "Early-access-Stage" with all post launch D.L.C actions now completed." OR "A man (or woman) who enthusiastically engages in high level domestic violence whist travelling from room to room within the dwelling making sure to "Mark" each room visit with some sort of abrasion or damage to the furniture and/or partner therein" Two genuine questions: How does the second description even warrant being named and how does it equate to being a 'beta orbiter'? Does the second description fit in Xela's number 3 below? 17 hours ago, Xela said: 1. Go to gym in full make up 2. "Exercise" aka 15 mins on the recliner bike while taking selfies and posting to Instagram/Facebook 3. Go to Starbucks and read the sycophantic comments from beta orbiters on your social media pages 4. Home 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beta orbiter Beta orbiter A guy who is a non-alpha male that hangs around girls, mostly his female friends hoping that some "action" will slip down his way. He is not aggresive nor a real cock block. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Three totally different definitions for 'beta orbiter', a term I'd never heard of. Don't think I will be adding it to my vocabulary! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 Fruit salad. Possibly the most disappointing pudding going. Still, probably makes me feel less guilty for eating my body weight in barbecued meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 What kind of word removed steals a glass recycling box. The council replaces them for free within a couple of days, ffs. Plus it had a crack in it. On the next recycling day, I'm patrolling the area finding out which word removed stole it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 3 hours ago, V01 said: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beta orbiter Beta orbiter A guy who is a non-alpha male that hangs around girls, mostly his female friends hoping that some "action" will slip down his way. He is not aggresive nor a real cock block. I thought it was totally made up so I was having a guess at the possible meaning. Not that far away amazingly enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 31 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: I thought it was totally made up so I was having a guess at the possible meaning. Not that far away amazingly enough. I don't just go around making things up! I save that for work! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 On my little desk calender at work I have lots of letters next to dates to remind me of things, like W for wedding, HM for half marathon etc. For the past week I've been wondering why I've got F's on several Tuesdays over the next few months, I can't remember what they are or. 13th June, 18th July, 22nd August, 26th September, 31st October. All five weeks apart. It's driving me mad. I'd guess it was someone in my office winding me up, but it looks like my writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 12, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2017 10 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: On my little desk calender at work I have lots of letters next to dates to remind me of things, like W for wedding, HM for half marathon etc. For the past week I've been wondering why I've got F's on several Tuesdays over the next few months, I can't remember what they are or. 13th June, 18th July, 22nd August, 26th September, 31st October. All five weeks apart. It's driving me mad. I'd guess it was someone in my office winding me up, but it looks like my writing. Those are the dates we're meeting up aren't they? What do you plan to do to me?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Those are the dates we're meeting up aren't they? What do you plan to do to me?! That took me a few seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 41 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: That took me a few seconds. Don't you mean it'll take you a few seconds? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 2 minutes ago, Rob182 said: Don't you mean it'll take you a few seconds? No way, I'll need at least 15 minutes to eat fish and chips with Stevo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted June 12, 2017 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: On my little desk calender at work I have lots of letters next to dates to remind me of things, like W for wedding, HM for half marathon etc. For the past week I've been wondering why I've got F's on several Tuesdays over the next few months, I can't remember what they are or. 13th June, 18th July, 22nd August, 26th September, 31st October. All five weeks apart. It's driving me mad. I'd guess it was someone in my office winding me up, but it looks like my writing. You may have progressed to actually winding yourself up? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Football? Funerals? Fun runs? Fishing? Family? Felching? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 1 minute ago, Ingram85 said: Football? Funerals? Fun runs? Fishing? Family? Felching? Hmm nope, none of them. Felching is Fridays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Fasting? ****ing? Fellatioing? Fifa? Fitting? Fish & Chips? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 12, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2017 People at work moaning that there isn't enough cutlery. Not in the proper canteen, just in our little office kitchen. Bring your own **** cutlery in then!! Same people moaning about it every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Maybe that's what the Fs stand for: Forks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 4 hours ago, BOF said: You may have progressed to actually winding yourself up? I had my comeuppance the other week. A woman (that I've been throwing grapes at today) left a small square sample of fence spikes on my seat. I didn't see it, but I definitely felt it. Apparently I went bright red. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 I've just found out that Americans call sitting cross-legged on the floor "criss cross apple sauce". For reasons that I can't describe, it makes me incredibly angry. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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