CrackpotForeigner Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 ~The fact that this bloke won a "freedom of speech" prize. What an absolute tool! IndyPeople@TheIndyPeople Duck Dynasty star uses graphic rape and torture metaphor to disprove atheism http://ind.pn/1GTl2UI The DD crowd are good reason to boycott the "History" Channel. Their previous channel dropped them for being too bible bashey. Really they belong on the Outdoor channel, where it's perfectly fine to never have owned or seen a passport, and interrupting your televised huntin' and fishin' to do a bit of televised prayin' is perfectly fine too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 How clingy filipinos are. No i am not in a mood with you because it took me two hours to reply to your message when i was asleep. No please dont split up with your filpino boyfriend after us meeting couple of times. Stahpppppp Great in the sack though, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 There are quite a few comedians that I liked before they became huge (famewise, not weightwise). I'm not sure what it is, but as soon as they become household names and they're selling out Wembley, I find them a lot less funny. Probably says more about me rather than them though. Comedy hipster As for Corden i've gone from hating him to just disliking him recently 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 There are quite a few comedians that I liked before they became huge (famewise, not weightwise). I'm not sure what it is, but as soon as they become household names and they're selling out Wembley, I find them a lot less funny. Probably says more about me rather than them though. Comedy hipster As for Corden i've gone from hating him to just disliking him recently Haha, comedy hipster I'll accept. Not music though, my favourite band are the beatles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 my missus. she moans when i leave the toilet seat up, she moans when i piss all over it. i just cant win with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Hot dogs - only available in jars/tins of 8. Hot dog buns sold in packs of 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Hot dogs - only available in jars/tins of 8. Hot dog buns sold in packs of 6. Buy three jars of hotdogs and 4 packs of buns. Now you have equal amounts of hotdogs and buns, high cholesterol and most likely a heart attack. [emoji4] [emoji4] [emoji4] 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 29, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2015 Hot dogs - only available in jars/tins of 8. Hot dog buns sold in packs of 6.Buy three jars of hotdogs and 4 packs of buns. Now you have equal amounts of hotdogs and buns, high cholesterol and most likely a heart attack. [emoji4] [emoji4] [emoji4] Good lad, you were clearly listening in your maths lessons. [emoji3] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Just double down on two of the dogs, has American culture taught you nothing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 Hot dogs - only available in jars/tins of 8. Hot dog buns sold in packs of 6.Buy three jars of hotdogs and 4 packs of buns. Now you have equal amounts of hotdogs and buns, high cholesterol and most likely a heart attack. [emoji4] [emoji4] [emoji4]Good lad, you were clearly listening in your maths lessons. [emoji3] Still am [emoji4] [emoji1] 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 my missus. she moans when i leave the toilet seat up, she moans when i piss all over it. i just cant win with her. I moan at my missus for leaving the toilet seat down. See can be selfish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 20.01 or 40.01 the .01 on the petrol pump .....every **** time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 my missus. she moans when i leave the toilet seat up, she moans when i piss all over it. i just cant win with her. I moan at my missus for leaving the toilet seat down. See can be selfish. Stick your dick in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 This seat up / down thing has always annoyed me. Why does it need to be down? Are women not capable of putting it down themselves? Is it a hygiene thing? In which case, it's OK for men to touch the germ ridden seat, but not women? It's just an utterly pointless thing to moan / argue about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 The argument I always heard from women is that the seat should always be down so that germs and smells from the toilet don't get out into the room. There's a certain logic to it I suppose, but it's not like the UK is plagued by an epidemic of dysentery and cholera just because the lid isn't down, so it's a massive overreaction and I suspect for a lot of women they just don't want to handle the seat and feel we should instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Having my finger chewed by a rodent I was trying to save from the jaws of my cat last night. Next time I'll ignore the squealing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 You're gonna get rat aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 my missus. she moans when i leave the toilet seat up, she moans when i piss all over it. i just cant win with her. I moan at my missus for leaving the toilet seat down. See can be selfish. Stick your dick in it. Why would he stick his dick in the toilet seat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 The argument I always heard from women is that the seat should always be down so that germs and smells from the toilet don't get out into the room. There's a certain logic to it I suppose, but it's not like the UK is plagued by an epidemic of dysentery and cholera just because the lid isn't down, so it's a massive overreaction and I suspect for a lot of women they just don't want to handle the seat and feel we should instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 20.01 or 40.01 the .01 on the petrol pump .....every **** time see i just go with the flow and don't care what the amount is after the decimal point .. that way when you by chance get it to come in at exactly £xx.00 you can strut your way to the pay desk knowing you are a god 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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