Rugeley Villa Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 ok im with you on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 one of my biggest regrets in life was not bedding this woman in town who had one of the hugest pair of hooters ive ever saw, she was an older woman and she used to be in the pubs at weekends. anyway she used to always grab my head and rub my face into her huge breasts which was heaven, i was meant to go home with her on a couple of occasions but it just never happend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Fat people with small tits are essentially just fat blokes with moobs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) Back in my Uni days I was in The Works on Broad Street with some mates, one of whom pulled a girl who had a lonely friend. My mate had almost secured an invite back to his girl's halls of residence but needed someone to "cover the grenade". I fearlessly put myself forward and went and chatted to the friend. She was ok looking, but appeared to be a little heavy, but I was pissed and didn't care. We got back to the halls and all sat around in my girl's room chatting; she then took the unflattering top she had been wearing off, leaving her wearing a tight white T shirt and revealing that what I had thought was fat was, in fact, all tit. I couldn't wipe the grin off my face, while my mate looked disgusted. He went off to his girl's room, returning about half an hour to ask if I would be coming home with him. No chance! VT ladies & gentlemen making my day since 11th May 2008. Edited July 23, 2014 by Folski 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 one of my biggest regrets in life was not bedding this woman in town who had one of the hugest pair of hooters ive ever saw, she was an older woman and she used to be in the pubs at weekends. anyway she used to always grab my head and rub my face into her huge breasts which was heaven, i was meant to go home with her on a couple of occasions but it just never happend Probably because of your personality and appearance 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 did she have big breasts? Yes but all fat girls do. You never see a fat girl who is flat chested. unfortunately not true... bloody bee stings they were! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 It's just wrong if the belly sticks out further than the bewbies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 It's just wrong if the belly sticks out further than the bewbies Dunno, I'm partial to a bit of pregnant porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 one of my biggest regrets in life was not bedding this woman in town who had one of the hugest pair of hooters ive ever saw, she was an older woman and she used to be in the pubs at weekends. anyway she used to always grab my head and rub my face into her huge breasts which was heaven, i was meant to go home with her on a couple of occasions but it just never happend Probably because of your personality and appearance what you mean by that haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted July 24, 2014 Moderator Share Posted July 24, 2014 one of my biggest regrets in life was not bedding this woman in town who had one of the hugest pair of hooters ive ever saw, she was an older woman and she used to be in the pubs at weekends. anyway she used to always grab my head and rub my face into her huge breasts which was heaven, i was meant to go home with her on a couple of occasions but it just never happend Probably because of your personality and appearance I'm guessing you missed the axe post.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Jesus Christ, girls who don't respond at alllllll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 What over text? Don't reply until she does, don't be the needy guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Duuuh, lol Still does my head in though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Yeh that was a bit of a 'no shit sherlock' comment from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 I used to send multiple messages demanding to know what's wrong with me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 A suppurating insect bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Java updates. People who whisper when they read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 My complete inadequecy at Excel. I know what I want, but I'm **** if I understand the language in Excel to get to my goal.. Vectors, arrays, NUMBERS.. OMG DO THEY THINK IM INSTIEN OR WHATEVER HE'S CALLED? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Ironic because I'm on excel right now at work. It gets easier the more you use it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 My complete inadequecy at Excel. I know what I want, but I'm **** if I understand the language in Excel to get to my goal.. Vectors, arrays, NUMBERS.. OMG DO THEY THINK IM INSTIEN OR WHATEVER HE'S CALLED? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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