Meath_Villan Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Villa standards dropping on and off the pitch then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 8pints Posted July 20, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 20, 2014 I like big juicy melons. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Went to London today by train today Selfish word removes that take a seat and put all their bags on the one next to them then sit looking at 30 people in the carriage standing up ... Yeah some people do ask them to move them but they shouldn't need to be told common decency ought to be enough 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 All these facebook status updates with I rode xxx km's today or so and so ran xx km's We are not bloody French , we use miles in this country nobody cares about km's ... your just using them cause it looks a bigger number 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Lads who walk around the pub / club, and look like they're carrying rolls of carpet. Often they look like they're no strangers to 'roids, either. Chill out, stop trying so hard, and be a decent ******* human being for once in your life! Yes! What the **** is this? The way they hold the pint aswell, as if it's a stamina test! **** off you fruity muller corners. i remember being in the pub once and there was this lad with another lad i knew, me and my mate had a drink with them and this one lad thought he was the proper bollocks, tight top big bulging muscles and thought he was gods gift. id never met him before but he seemed like a proper poser, anyway after a few drinks i started taking the piss by pinching his arse and blowing him kisses. he didnt like it one bit and in the end gave me some kind of warning which i laughed off, i knew he was just all for show so i said you fancy an arm wrestle mate and he absolutely jumped at the idea, it was like all his birthdays had come at once because there was plenty of women in the pub and he thought it would make him look good. anyway i embarrassed him and absolutely smashed him, he was mortified ha. Did you pull his hair a bit as well? damn right i did, this bitch dont hold back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 They're going to demolish Didcot powerstation's cooling towers between 3am-5am next Sunday. Oh well, getting up that early will be worth it to see a bit of Didcot getting blown up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 (edited) Men who wear too much aftershave. Usually have a similar look - shaved head, denim jeans, t-shirts with something boxing related on them, Nike trainers and an Argos chain or bracelet. Usually walk with that dickhead hard man swagger too. I can smell them downwind, and I'm not even a fox. Edited July 20, 2014 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Men who wear too much aftershave. Usually have a similar look - shaved head, denim jeans, t-shirts with something boxing related on them, Nike trainers and an Argos chain or bracelet. Usually walk with that dickhead hard man swagger too. I can smell them downwind, and I'm not even a fox. So where did you bump into stevo ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 I'm not even a fox. That's right Just chillin' You're with a wolf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 They're going to demolish Didcot powerstation's cooling towers between 3am-5am next Sunday. Oh well, getting up that early will be worth it to see a bit of Didcot getting blown up. If you played your music too loud during those hours someone would call the risers.... And yet they are going to presumably wake half of Didcot by setting off a controlled explosion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted July 21, 2014 Administrator Share Posted July 21, 2014 All these facebook status updates with I rode xxx km's today or so and so ran xx km's We are not bloody French , we use miles in this country nobody cares about km's ... your just using them cause it looks a bigger number You lost me at facebook. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 melon as a starter Did you take a hot tub time machine back to the 80s? Harewood played for us 2007-10 MV, don't remember him starting that much though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 All these facebook status updates with I rode xxx km's today or so and so ran xx km's We are not bloody French , we use miles in this country nobody cares about km's ... your just using them cause it looks a bigger number No one gives a shit how far they've run or rode either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 All these facebook status updates with I rode xxx km's today or so and so ran xx km's We are not bloody French , we use miles in this country nobody cares about km's ... your just using them cause it looks a bigger number I have this with Fahrenheit. Not only do I hate attempting to spell Fahrenheit, I have to do maths in my head in order to understand what temperature is being talked about. Sports (especially footie) are started to only use it, and I didn't come across it once when growing up. I'm not being funny, but does anyone find it more logical to use a system where 0 is freezing point rather than -32? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 All these facebook status updates with I rode xxx km's today or so and so ran xx km's We are not bloody French , we use miles in this country nobody cares about km's ... your just using them cause it looks a bigger number I have this with Fahrenheit. Not only do I hate attempting to spell Fahrenheit, I have to do maths in my head in order to understand what temperature is being talked about. Sports (especially footie) are started to only use it, and I didn't come across it once when growing up. I'm not being funny, but does anyone find it more logical to use a system where 0 is freezing point rather than -32? That is not the worst of it, I nearly got in a punch up once when I tried to convince a bunch of drinking buddies that at a certain point Centigrade and Fahrenheit are exactly the same. They looked at me like I was Puddin'head Wilson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raver50032 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 The amazing difficulty I have with trying to open supermarket plastic bags... (Yeah, I know, I should use a 'bag for life' etc, but plastic bags make an ideal bag to use again for household waste-baskets). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Why do you open them? Someone else usually does it for you. Unless you use those damned self-service machines, and if that is the case you only have yourself to blame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dAVe80 Posted July 21, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2014 Why do you open them? Someone else usually does it for you. Unless you use those damned self-service machines, and if that is the case you only have yourself to blame. Self-service machines mean less interaction with supermarket staff, which is a worth having to open your own bags. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 See, the trick is to look all superior and arrogant and shit so they don't talk to you. If they say something, you shoot them a mean look, or give a weary sigh and respond half-heartedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Why do you open them? Someone else usually does it for you. Not at Tesco and Co-op over here they don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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