BOF Posted August 30, 2013 Moderator Share Posted August 30, 2013 Weight is only your relationship with gravity. Mass is your relationship with cake. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 30, 2013 Moderator Share Posted August 30, 2013 Weight is only your relationship with gravity. Mass is your relationship with your childhood abusers. fixed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 Does getting bummed by the Bishop after Matins count as a "relationship" then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 30, 2013 Moderator Share Posted August 30, 2013 I see what you did there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted August 30, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 30, 2013 Girls posting photos of their feet with the beach in the background on holiday Actually, just girls on Facebook in general, especially those that have to post pictures at the beginning of EVERY night out they have 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 I believe it's called 'fishing' It's a social device for praise, girls like praise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 I think 8pints is a bot, an AI experiment gone horribly wrong. I would love that to be true. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted August 30, 2013 Share Posted August 30, 2013 (edited) I think 8pints is a bot, an AI experiment gone horribly wrong. Blimey, that's Marvin calling Holly a bit of a downer, isn't it? Edited August 30, 2013 by snowychap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 My car just broke down. The last month and a half can "blow me where the pampers is" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted August 31, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 31, 2013 I had the good luck to have my water pump snap my serpentine belt just as I was pulling into my mechanic's lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 I suppose I was fortunate enough that a friend was close by. Finding rides to work and to my grandfathers house to check up on him over the next few days is going to be interesting. And buying a new car..... that will be tons of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Car breaks down, first thing you do, post on VT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 (edited) Girls posting photos of their feet with the beach in the background on holiday Actually, just girls on Facebook in general, especially those that have to post pictures at the beginning of EVERY night out they have There is a twitter / facebook account called Hot Dog or Legs where pep le have to decide if the pic is someone's legs (often on the beach) or in fact hot dog sausages http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/23/hot-dog-legs-hollywood_n_3805869.html Edited August 31, 2013 by drat01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Buy a Ford! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 (edited) "Men" who travel to poor countrys and buy a wife then bring them back home and treat them like shit...and then go around with a big fat smile on thier face cause they are finally getting some pussy. Isn't it usually the other way round, Thai or Russian bride marries desperate uk man and milks him for all his money?! Well it's certainly the case when it comes to some polish girl's, I have a friend who is together with a polish girl and she is milking him on evry euro he got and sending it to her poor mother who is on polish wellfare wich is like 90 euros a month...And not only that, her mother comes over and lives with them for 3-4 months evry year, I would be suicidal if i had it like that. But when it comes to thai girls i think it's more them getting used then vice vers. My cousin is veterinary and she is working alot out in the country side helping old farmers with thier sick animals and she says that alot of these farmers have young thai girls wich they are treating like shit, according to her it's depressing to watch.. Is life really so bad in Thailand that you rather live in the swedish wilderness with an old man who treats you like shit and probably does anything he wants to you ? Edited August 31, 2013 by Ikantcpell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Girls posting photos of their feet with the beach in the background on holiday Actually, just girls on Facebook in general, especially those that have to post pictures at the beginning of EVERY night out they have Hold on a second, those pics can very often prove you with a catalogue of wank material. What I would say is that ugly girls with ugly mates should not be allowed to post pics on facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Car breaks down, first thing you do, post on VT *laughing* Not really. First thing I did was pull over and glare at my engine for half an hour hoping I could figure out what was wrong with it and it would be an easy fix. Then I had a friend help with that. Then that same friend took me home. Then I looked online at cars for half an hour or so.THEN I posted on VT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 That "Nacho Burger" ad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 Kate Middleton on the front page of the Times & Telegraph. At least the 'Mericans get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 31, 2013 Share Posted August 31, 2013 That "Nacho Burger" ad. I'd like to see a new version of that "That's nacho burger" *A deranged gunman breaks through the door and takes everyone out with his trusty revolver* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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