Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Nano technology will mean people will live until about 150 - 200. The poor will rise up throughout the world at some point due to the rising imbalance between the haves and have F-all. Could be driven by health or food issues I suppose. Certain areas of cities will be walled off in the UK to keep the poor people out. Trousers will be a thing of the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 We'll blend... all our food Trousers will disappear. That will be very handie for carrying 2 cups of tea and some donuts ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Men's razors wil have 62 blades. cracked me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 After waiting pateintly for these to become a reality we realised, they "weren't all that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 We'll blend... all our food Trousers will disappear. That will be very handie for carrying 2 cups of tea and some donuts ! You need a "Pocket tie", you know like...erm a tie with pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 10, 2012 Moderator Share Posted August 10, 2012 We will all live in one big country called Dystopia and The Hunger Games will be more akin to a documentary than a film. There will have been one catastrophic natural disaster that will have wiped out a lot of people and all things going well I'll be long dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 10, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted August 10, 2012 In 50 years? Not looking forward to that then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Madonna will have reinvented herself as a space grime junglist plumber. Nobody will give a shit. Ryan Giggs' corpse will sign a 6 month contract extension. The Hangover 44 will be beamed directly into your brain. It will involve the same group of guys doing the same shit, but in The Orkney Isles . Nuts magazine will give it 5 stars and call it the best one yet . Sharon will make another comeback on Eastenders but as a hologram . Imogen Thomas will have a completed Panini sticker album full of ex **** buddies....including a "shiny" of Ryan Giggs' corpse. We will all be working in British call centres for Indian and Chinese multinationals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 10, 2012 Moderator Share Posted August 10, 2012 In 50 years? Not looking forward to that then! The leap forwards (or backwards I should say) towards a police surveillance society that we've taken in even the last 15 years and the level of paranoia and willingness to shop ourselves in on suspected terrorism suggests one outcome. People are willingly curtailing their own liberties in some deluded attempt to be safer. Taking it to it's natural conclusion and using those timescales I can't see any other way it'll turn out. As for the natural disaster guess, that's just cuz I reckon we're overdue a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitsend Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Teenagers will use the term 'that's gonorrhea' to suggest that something is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Gingers will have become extinct. On a similar note, I read that blonde hair will be almost extinct within 3 generations. Find that hard to believe tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Don't know, but I definitely won't be around to see it. You sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 We probably still won't have flying cars. True but most likely more wings added to sanitary towels to enable them to fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sureshot Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Between now and 2062, we have events from the following movies to look forward to: Escape from L.A. - 2013 A Scanner Darkly - 2013 The Postman - 2013 Soldier - 2013–2036 Moon Child - 2014 Memory Run - 2015 End of Evangelion - 2015 Back to the Future Part II - 2015 RoboCop - 2015 The 6th Day - 2015 The Vanguard - 2015 V for Vendetta - 2015-2038 Stealth - 2016 Zombie Strippers - 2016 The Dark Knight Rises - 2016 Fortress 1993 - 2017 Barb Wire 1996 - 2017 Cherry 2000 - 2017 The Running Man - 2017 Surrogates - 2017 Iron Sky - 2018 Rollerball - 2018 Terminator Salvation - 2018 2019, After the Fall of New York - 2019 Akira - 2019 Blade Runner - 2019 Daybreakers - 2019 The New Barbarians - 2019 The Road - 2019 The Island - 2019 Mission to Mars - 2020 G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - 2020 RoboCop 3 - 2020 Thunderbirds - 2020 Voyage to the Prehistoric Planet - 2020 Gattaca - 2020-2047 It's All About Love - 2021 Johnny Mnemonic - 2021 Alien Intruder - 2022 Soylent Green - 2022 No Escape - 2022 Highlander II: The Quickening - 2024 Beyond the Time Barrier - 2024 A Boy and His Dog - 2024 The Thirteenth Floor - 2024 Endgame - 2025 Futuresport - 2025 Chrysalis - 2025 Repo Men - 2025 Metropolis - 2027 Children of Men - 2027 Nemesis - 2027 The Terminator - 2029 Planet of the Apes - 2029–5021 I.K.U. - 2030 Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker - 2030 The Time Machine - 2030–802,701 Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence - 2032 Demolition Man - 2032 Star Crystal - 2032 Automatic - 2033 Death Racers - 2033 Tank Girl - 2033 Gamer - 2034 Der Große Verhau - 2034 I, Robot - 2035 Nightmare City 2035 - 2035 Android - 2036 Mindwarp - 2037 Meet the Robinsons - 2037 Doomsday - 2037 Moon 44 - 2038 Love - 2039 Tekken - 2039 Macross Plus: The Movie - 2040 Event Horizon - 2040–2047 The Book of Eli - 2043 Red Planet - 2045 Doom - 2046 2046 - 2046 Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century - 2049 Love Story 2050 - 2050 Solar Crisis - 2050 Odyssey 2050 The Movie - 2050 Zenon: The Zequel - 2051 City Beneath the Sea - 2053 Minority Report - 2054 Renaissance - 2054 Zenon: Z3 - 2054 A Sound of Thunder - 2055 The Age of Stupid - 2055 Repo! The Genetic Opera - 2057 Sunshine - 2057 WALL-E - 2057 (BnL founded), 2105–2805 Lost In Space - 2058 Babylon A.D. - 2059 Wiki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomaszk Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 People will live even more of their life online than they do now. School children will be taught to type over handwrite. I'll be 73. Urgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stevo985 Posted August 11, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted August 11, 2012 Gingers will have become extinct. On a similar note, I read that blonde hair will be almost extinct within 3 generations. Find that hard to believe tbh. I've read something similar. Blonde hair is dying out. I think they said Scandinavia (predictably) will be where the last natural blondes will be. But yeah, they are "dying out". (of course that won't stop people dying their hair blonde, so we'll still have them all over the place) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Dark Image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 There won't be plugs, that picture is invalid. Sorry, but you failed Tomaszk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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