Eames Posted February 16, 2012 Author Share Posted February 16, 2012 asked him of his NI number and he took the keys to his Aston Martin out of his pocket and put them on the desk. That's a little hard to believe if I'm honest. I speak only the truth. Spend an afternoon on the Public Gallery in a Magistrates' Court. All sorts of silly **** in there........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I know an expert in archaic & classical Greek poetry if that ever comes up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 East German football Turkist Delight Aberystwyth Chesterfield FC. In no particular order... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one_ian_taylor Posted February 16, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2012 Never pour water on a chip pan fire. It'll take your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 16, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2012 Pythagoras of Samos (b. about 570 – d. about 495 BC) was an Ionian Greek philosopher and mathematician. You probably learned his theorem about squaws and hippopotamuses at school. He founded a religion, of which the main tenets were the transmigration of souls and the sinfulness of eating beans. Some of the rules of the Pythagorean order were: 1. to abstain from beans 2. not to pick up what was fallen 3. not to touch a white cock 4. not to break bread 5. not to step over a crossbar 6. not to stir the fire without iron 7. not to eat from a whole loaf 8. not to pluck a garland 9. not to sit on a quart 10. not to eat the heart 11. not to walk on highways 12. not to let swallows share one's roof 13. when the pot is taken off the fire, not to leave the mark of it in the ashes, but to stir them together 14. do not look in a mirror beside a light 15. when you rise from the bedclothes, roll them together and smooth out the impress of the body. I think we can all learn something from that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 I think we can all learn something from that. His maths was stronger than his theology? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Do I need to be eligible for legal aid to get advice in here? Special Education: yes, Legal Aid: no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emma_villan1 Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Things I have knowledge on is pretty limited, Psychology and the workings of the human mind and the motor trade (specifically commercial vehicles) seem to be the only things that come to mind. Although I do like to think I know a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted February 16, 2012 Share Posted February 16, 2012 Bespoke application development, soon to be web application development. Real ale. Bangor City FC and general North Wales tidbits of information. Moaning about Manchester thinking it's a better city than Birmingham. Odd bits and pieces of techno, electronica and crazy dusty beats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BennettVilla Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Random facts, world capitals, basic mechanical engineering, Star Wars, Pokemon. Latter was my childhood. So I think I need to lie down and drink a camomile tea. WHAT is the capital of Syria? Suppose my area of expertise is in jewellery and gemstones so if anyone was planning on engagement etc i will see what i can do Possibly sailing as well, but i doubt anyone would ask any questions on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Random facts, world capitals, basic mechanical engineering, Star Wars, Pokemon. Latter was my childhood. So I think I need to lie down and drink a camomile tea. WHAT is the capital of Syria? Suppose my area of expertise is in jewellery and gemstones so if anyone was planning on engagement etc i will see what i can do Possibly sailing as well, but i doubt anyone would ask any questions on that Damascus. If you have any other googleable queries, don't hesitate to send me a stamped, addressed envelope, enclosing details of your relevant query. Quick sailing question: I want to go in that direction, towards that palm tree over there. Should I pull the blue rope or the gree....Oh shit. Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 17, 2012 Author Share Posted February 17, 2012 3. not to touch a white cock Hmmm so is my penchant for enormous black schlong still acceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 3. not to touch a white cock Hmmm so is my penchant for enormous black schlong still acceptable? I believe it means this, yes. Can you report back your experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 17, 2012 Author Share Posted February 17, 2012 3. not to touch a white cock Hmmm so is my penchant for enormous black schlong still acceptable? I believe it means this, yes. Can you report back your experience? It was like having my intestines skeward by a bollard....... I'll never be the same again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BennettVilla Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Random facts, world capitals, basic mechanical engineering, Star Wars, Pokemon. Latter was my childhood. So I think I need to lie down and drink a camomile tea. WHAT is the capital of Syria? Suppose my area of expertise is in jewellery and gemstones so if anyone was planning on engagement etc i will see what i can do Possibly sailing as well, but i doubt anyone would ask any questions on that Damascus. If you have any other googleable queries, don't hesitate to send me a stamped, addressed envelope, enclosing details of your relevant query. Quick sailing question: I want to go in that direction, towards that palm tree over there. Should I pull the blue rope or the gree....Oh shit. Never mind. The question in mind is from Dont go towards the palm tree is the answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 That Monty Python reference a new one on me my fellow Monty Python-quoting nerd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 WHAT is the capital of Syria? Isn't it Assyria? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 I know nuffink. Nifty with Google though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 If you have a gunshot wound and you go to the hospital will the police have to be informed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Random facts, world capitals, basic mechanical engineering, Star Wars, Pokemon. Latter was my childhood. So I think I need to lie down and drink a camomile tea. WHAT is the capital of Syria? Suppose my area of expertise is in jewellery and gemstones so if anyone was planning on engagement etc i will see what i can do Possibly sailing as well, but i doubt anyone would ask any questions on that I'm thinking of buying a small yacht Bennett, something around the 24 ft mark for cruising around the coast, and maybe a bit of racing. What would you recommend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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