Eames Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 Do you then combine that with your wood-chipper advice Eames? :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted March 5, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 5, 2012 Voinjama women are motivated by money its that simple ignore all the rubbish about they are looking for their prince charming its a load of cack also treat them like a bag of shit as well they enjoy it really ignore them when they say they on the lookout for a nice bloke its never the case The trouble is you need to get rich first Flash the cash and they will come running start buying those lottery tickets My friend said the same thing to me the other day. The men who treat girls like shit get the most sex. Are you advocating a scoop and bag approach to women? Surely you wouldn't fit them in those special red bins would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 5, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 5, 2012 Do you then combine that with your wood-chipper advice Eames? :nod:In that case I wish to subscribe to your weekly newsletter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I thought I was useless with women until I read Voinjama's escapades. Go get 'em, Tiger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I can't stop touching Zebras... Advice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I can't stop touching Zebras... Advice? So has Dante moved from Strippers to 'Stripe-rs'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Wean yourself off gradually. Try to touch zebras 20 times a day, then down to 15, then when you're comfortably at 15, go down to 10 then substitute zebras for horses, then horses for ponies, ponies to sheep, sheep to sheepdogs, sheepdogs to dogs all whilst trying to lower your touches down from 10, to 9 and so on and so forth. Then touch yourself and masturbate furiously as often as you can... ...whilst looking at zebras. Relapse, and start process all over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I thought I was useless with women until I read Voinjama's escapades. Go get 'em, Tiger! You know nothing about my escapades, I have revealed nothing. I will have you know I am a cassanova. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I thought I was useless with women until I read Voinjama's escapades. Go get 'em, Tiger! You know nothing about my escapades, I have revealed nothing. I will have you know I am a har-assanova. How so Romeo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I thought I was useless with women until I read Voinjama's escapades. Go get 'em, Tiger! You know nothing about my escapades, I have revealed nothing. I will have you know I am a har-assanova. I irreverentad am an uneducated prick. I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I thought I was useless with women until I read Voinjama's escapades. Go get 'em, Tiger! You know nothing about my escapades, I have revealed nothing. I will have you know I am a har-assanova. I irreverentad am a uneducated prick. I agree. All you had to do was copy and paste...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted March 5, 2012 Author Share Posted March 5, 2012 Not sure you've quite grasped the point of the game there Voinjama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I thought I was useless with women until I read Voinjama's escapades. Go get 'em, Tiger! You know nothing about my escapades, I have revealed nothing. I will have you know I am a har-assanova. I irreverenentad am a prick.? . I agree. All you had to do was copy and paste...... Thought I would re-post your original attempt :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I thought I was useless with women until I read Voinjama's escapades. Go get 'em, Tiger! You know nothing about my escapades, I have revealed nothing. I will have you know I am a har-assanova. I irreverentad am a uneducated prick. I agree. All you had to do was copy and paste...... Oh your not denying it. Good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 I thought I was useless with women until I read Voinjama's escapades. Go get 'em, Tiger! You know nothing about my escapades, I have revealed nothing. I will have you know I am a har-assanova. I irreverentad am a uneducated prick. I agree. All you had to do was copy and paste...... Oh your not denying it. Good. Have I missed something? Are we cartoon enemies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 5, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 5, 2012 you're Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Irreverererentatad, he demands satisfaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 you're Now you're going to make him really angry......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 5, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 5, 2012 Irreverererentatad, he demands satisfaction.A zebra should provide that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted March 5, 2012 Share Posted March 5, 2012 Irreverererentatad, he demands satisfaction.A zebra should provide that. I always find that one zebra is never enough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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