jon_c Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #34 Only read sports biographies, or novels written by ex-SAS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #15 there is no point adhering to any other man rules if you own an electric mower it must be petrol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockingbird_franklin Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 30 meat should be BBQ'd and served between slices of bread 38 salad is not food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_c Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #7 ALWAYS D.I.Y. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #76 You must drink a can of beer on the train, no matter how short the journey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #349 - You must watch Die Hard, Predator and Aliens at least once a year each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 rule #1 should really be as follows; **** the rules, do your own thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #18. Kill it quickly with a minimum of fuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 17- own a dog but never a cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 # 57 - do not look at the ingredients on a tin of "food", simply heat it up and scoff it from the can. i thought it was sell by dates that were not to be looked at on tins ?? bugger I've failed the brotherhood I'm now concerned I may be female ... I even lost the ability to park the car the other week after 10 pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 CED sort of beat me to it but my take remains: #1 - Be man enough not to worry about what constitutes being a man. There is no #2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockingbird_franklin Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 # 57 - do not look at the ingredients on a tin of "food", simply heat it up and scoff it from the can. i thought it was sell by dates that were not to be looked at on tins ?? bugger I've failed the brotherhood I'm now concerned I may be female ... I even lost the ability to park the car the other week after 10 pints men don't even know what sell by/use by dates are, ne'er mind pay attention to them, if the milk is less than 30% cheese lumps, then whats the problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 CED sort of beat me to it but my take remains: #1 - Be man enough not to worry about what constitutes being a man. There is no #2. Rules of the Rules of Manliness #1 Never spoil other mens childish fun and make up a rule that whilst correct spoils the original concept of the rules of manliness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 # 47 ignore any health issues until patently too late to do anything about it # 48 always go one mile further than last time the petrol tank said empty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 83- always tell everyone possible when you have had a monster shit and go into as much detail as possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 rule #1 should really be as follows; **** the rules, do your own thing. Rule #37 Don't talk in bumper stickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larscapaldi Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 83- always tell everyone possible when you have had a monster shit and go into as much detail as possible seconded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 #16 if you can remember the colour of a girls eyes after the first date ..she's got small tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 #76 You must drink a can of beer on the train, no matter how short the journey. so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 #442 Take pride in your farts, even to the point of bragging about them. #451 A poo is the most relaxing part of the day. Spend at least 30 minutes over it and don't forget some light reading. #74 Do not eat mayonaisse. It is French, ghey, resembles semen and just about every other sauce is superior. Your sandwich deserves better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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