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Rules of manliness


wiggyrichard

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Having discover the following man rules...

#384 - Always tighten the ketchup bottle lid first if Tony "juvenile" h29 is about

#385 - Always shake the ketchup bottle

The others are...

#1 - It is only acceptable to shag your mates sister if you have every intention of marrying her.

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#3 - Do not hug another man unless they have recently had someone close to them die. In that situation, make sure your hips don't touch, you slap them firmly on the back and that it does not last for more than two seconds

#4 Do not listen to Queen

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