wiggyrichard Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Having discover the following man rules... #384 - Always tighten the ketchup bottle lid first if Tony "juvenile" h29 is about #385 - Always shake the ketchup bottle The others are... #1 - It is only acceptable to shag your mates sister if you have every intention of marrying her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zak Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #2 - But always Joke about shagging your mates sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #3 - Do not hug another man unless they have recently had someone close to them die. In that situation, make sure your hips don't touch, you slap them firmly on the back and that it does not last for more than two seconds #4 Do not listen to Queen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #5 Asking directions makes you a weak person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 Agree with #5 not knowing where you are going is part of the fun #3 needs adjusting birthdays and especially Xmas should be allowed in lieu of a present which should be a rule itself - pints are acceptable, cards and presents aren't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #6 If you are considering keeping a diary/journal instantly seek medical consultation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 7-eat cold curry for breakfast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #8 It is only ever acceptable to put sun cream on another man if he lets you have sex with his wife/girlfriend/mum immediately after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #210 Real men hunt in packs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 9-masturbate daily even if you have a missus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockingbird_franklin Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 410- baked beans are to be eaten cold, straight out of the tin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockingbird_franklin Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 81- washing up dishes????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 10- never eat a curry unless it's at least madrass hot 11- if you have a bird in your bed, be sure to Dutch oven her. If you don't then she was never really in your bed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted February 7, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 7, 2012 #43 - never read the instructions, just get on with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted February 7, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 7, 2012 # 57 - do not look at the ingredients on a tin of "food", simply heat it up and scoff it from the can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_c Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #57 - The only soap to be used is Swarfega. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincsVilla Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #10 Being able to parrallel park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 35- own at least 3 films starring Clint eastwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_c Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 35- own at least 3 films starring Clint eastwood #36 But only own Bridges of Madison County, or Paint your Wagon if you own ALL films by Clint Eastwood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_c Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 #27 You must have a favourite, Boxer, Whiskey and Pornstar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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