Shillzz Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 #237 Only open letters when they come with red writing on the front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mockingbird_franklin Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 #237 Only open letters when they come with red writing on the front. 237a then ignore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Currrrect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 8, 2012 Author Share Posted February 8, 2012 #168 When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence. #169 Unless he has murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours. #170 A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - BBQ, car, firstborn child - within 12 hrs notice. Women, or anything considered "lucky", are not applicable in this case. #171 Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh. #172 If you leave you stool/chair in the pub for whatever reason, cardiac arrest of a fellow patron etc. The "2 minute rule" comes into play and your stool/chair is up for grabs. #173 Shotgun can be called on anything as long as you are in eyesight of the object. #174 If your buddy is trying to pull a girl, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chances of getting any either. #175 Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a "**** off" then you are absolved from all responsibility. Later on it is ok that you have no idea what his girlfriend is talking about. #176 If a mate has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it. However an appropriate hand gesture may be made to make him aware of it. #177 When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. #178 If you accidentally touch or brush against any part of another man below the waist, it is an understood accident, and NO apologies or any reference to the occurrence is necessary. #179 No man shall spend more than 2 minutes in front of a mirror. If more time is required, a three minute waiting period must be allowed before returning to the mirror. #180 Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 #286 Always purchase the largest size condom on sale, winking is discretionary. #287 If you have to buy a bottle of wine during dinner always choose the bottle that is second cheapest, only choose the cheapest when she's a cert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponky Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 #295 When witnessing another man being struck in the groin by any object, hard or soft, a man must cover his own genitals, double over and groan in sympathy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 You lot are so sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 rule #297 Women are not allowed to post in this thread , even fit ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Nobody can stop me boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b23avfc Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 even fit ones...... haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 yeah though from her response I can't help but feel my best line has kinda let me down :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 8, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 8, 2012 Nobody can stop me boy! Want to bet? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Dang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b23avfc Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 So many new snowboarding fans on vt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 I really doubt that :-) Anyway can i add one i think is applicable? # Never admit to being in pain. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b23avfc Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Once Every month just forgive a girl everything for one whole day. Or go to the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_c Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 #27 You must have a favourite, Boxer, Whiskey and Pornstar. #27b However, if any other man asks who your favourite pornstar is. The only acceptable answer is 'Your Mom.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Ha i actually asked mine the pornstar question. He said "Alexis Texas", instantly without hesitation. So clearly i googled her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_c Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 #39 Always clear your internet history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 9, 2012 Author Share Posted February 9, 2012 #474 If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, and will, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe. #475 Any object thrown with reasonable speed and accuracy, MUST be caught. #476 In an empty room, car, etc., a man can not ask another man if he is mad because he isn't talking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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