irreverentad Posted February 2, 2012 Author Share Posted February 2, 2012 I am not sure I really get the excitement of goind to a strip club. You can't touch them, they dont touch (apart from grinding) me much. So what do we get out of it? I would rather watch porn and keep my cash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Like I say, get the one's who offer a "takeaway" service and it opens up the 4th dimension Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 2, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2012 I am not sure I really get the excitement of goind to a strip club. You can't touch them, they dont touch (apart from grinding) me much. So what do we get out of it? I would rather watch porn and keep my cash! Yeah it's not my cup of tea, I was only there because I was on a Stag do. Although this particular one DID touch, which is why it was good. licking, biting, kissing, nipple in the mouth to name the cleanest things she did! But yeah, ultimately I agree with you. I'd rather go to a club and find a girl who'll do that, and the rest, for free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Imagine how many blokes had been on that nipple before you had a mouthful laverly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 I am not sure I really get the excitement of goind to a strip club. You can't touch them, they dont touch (apart from grinding) me much. So what do we get out of it? I would rather watch porn and keep my cash! Yeah it's not my cup of tea, I was only there because I was on a Stag do. Although this particular one DID touch, which is why it was good. licking, biting, kissing, nipple in the mouth to name the cleanest things she did! But yeah, ultimately I agree with you. I'd rather go to a club and find a girl who'll do that, and the rest, for free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trimandson Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I've tried something along similar (though nowhere near as brutal) lines before.... it failed miserably. I wouldn't live my life by that rule. BUT, if Dante really likes her, and she doesn't want a relationship, then I would absolutely dump her and tell her it's because you want more, you're not happy with it being so casual. Either she agrees and they're serious, or she tells him fair enough and they stay split up. Which is by far the better option. The last thing Dante wants is to be hanging onto this girl with it being casual whilst he gets more and more into her because of the whole wanting what you can't have phenomenon, because when she gets bored he'll be heart broken. If she doesn't want anything, best to end it now. If she does, then breaking it off with the reason being that he wants more will be what causes her to realise it. As much as I'd like to suggest to keep nailing her, if Dante is into this girl then he needs to act Guess I'm hoping that my fun loving and caring nature will show her just how good of a boyfriend I can be I don't want to sound brutal, but this is bullshit. All this will show her is that she can keep it casual and still get treated like a queen. By all means give her some special treatment. BUt if you act like a lapdog she'll treat you like a lapdog. She needs to understand that yeah you're a nice guy, but she doesn't get it for free. It's easier said than done, I know from experience, but you have to break it off. It's the only way it'll work, if that makes any sense. Otherwise you're heading for the friendzone, and that's a horrible place to be. Y'all need to bookmark this and refer to it if ever in this situation in the future. Spot. On. Oh...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
privateer Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I have the popcorn ready, don't let me down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I've tried something along similar (though nowhere near as brutal) lines before.... it failed miserably. I wouldn't live my life by that rule. BUT, if Dante really likes her, and she doesn't want a relationship, then I would absolutely dump her and tell her it's because you want more, you're not happy with it being so casual. Either she agrees and they're serious, or she tells him fair enough and they stay split up. Which is by far the better option. The last thing Dante wants is to be hanging onto this girl with it being casual whilst he gets more and more into her because of the whole wanting what you can't have phenomenon, because when she gets bored he'll be heart broken. If she doesn't want anything, best to end it now. If she does, then breaking it off with the reason being that he wants more will be what causes her to realise it. As much as I'd like to suggest to keep nailing her, if Dante is into this girl then he needs to act Guess I'm hoping that my fun loving and caring nature will show her just how good of a boyfriend I can be I don't want to sound brutal, but this is bullshit. All this will show her is that she can keep it casual and still get treated like a queen. By all means give her some special treatment. BUt if you act like a lapdog she'll treat you like a lapdog. She needs to understand that yeah you're a nice guy, but she doesn't get it for free. It's easier said than done, I know from experience, but you have to break it off. It's the only way it'll work, if that makes any sense. Otherwise you're heading for the friendzone, and that's a horrible place to be. Y'all need to bookmark this and refer to it if ever in this situation in the future. Spot. On. Oh...? Different girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 3, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2012 Stand back everyone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 3, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2012 Imagine how many blokes had been on that nipple before you had a mouthful laverly I could taste the booze and nicotine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Can barely wait for Walter Mitty's next tale Jackanory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Can barely wait for Walter Mitty's next tale Jackanory perhaps a some excessive watching of reality porn is on the go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Yeah, in London today might pop in The Griffin myself and ogle some breasts Not bad for less than £10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 love the fresh prince. carlton arguably a bigger character than will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Not sure if anything will happen but tomorra I am meeting up with "her" again tomorra, just going out for sommet to eat and then who knows... Yes you have all told me to stay away but the forbidden fruit tastes so good, ah well we will see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Not sure if anything will happen but tomorra I am meeting up with "her" again tomorra, just going out for sommet to eat and then who knows... Yes you have all told me to stay away but the forbidden fruit tastes so good, ah well we will see What does "he" say about your relationship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Double. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Yes you have all told me to stay away Not me. I just suggested a few provisos. Or are you ignoring those as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 What's the situation ? Are you smashing your bosses wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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