Eames Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Any better? www.stdmatch.net http://www.positivesingles.com/ http://datepositive.net/ www.stdsinglesmeet.com www.h-ype.com (purely for the herpes crowd!) You disgust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 I tell you what is worrying....you see some of the profile pics and some of them are really attractive and you definately would on a night out. I don't know why my mind tricked me that they should look ugly but it did! Makes no sense, I know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Im not even going to ask how or why you know they exist!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 Im not even going to ask how or why you know they exist!!! Haha. Just testing a mate who stated "any holes a goal!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Riiiiiight. Is this your idea of a sort of sexual extreme sport? **Whispered commentary a la golf** "Ad has been banging this virus ridden skank bareback for 3 weeks now." LATER: in a lab "What will the blood test result show?" "He's itchin' he's scratchin' and yes, YES GET IN THERE MY SON.... HE'S ONLY GONE AND GOT THE CLAP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 Haha there are plenty of skanks in Bolton! Not for me but I do have a mate who doesnt bag up for 1 night stands and we do rib him that he catch something. Tempted to so a scuba steve on them. Maybe Crabby Colin or Gonorrhea Gordon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Not for me but I do have a mate who doesnt bag up for 1 night stands and we do rib him that he catch something. I know we joke about it on here, but i cant see why some blokes think its clever to not wear a skin with random birds? :? Rule #1 - always bag up the little guy when fooling around with a bird you've known less than 2 months and are not prepared to marry. Im soon to be a happily married man and have been with my missus for 4 years, so obviously this rule no longer applies to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 Not for me but I do have a mate who doesnt bag up for 1 night stands and we do rib him that he catch something. I know we joke about it on here, but i cant see why some blokes think its clever to not wear a skin with random birds? :? Rule #1 - always bag up the little guy when fooling around with a bird you've known less than 2 months and are not prepared to marry. Im soon to be a happily married man and have been with my missus for 4 years, so obviously this rule no longer applies to me. What about her other fellas? :winkold: Yup if I shagged a bird I had known less than 6 months without bagging up. I would worry so much that it wouldn't be worth the shag. And that umbrella thing they use to scrape out the inside of your jap's eye scares the shit out of me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I always did. For some reason this time though I haven't. Now you've got me all :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Same here. Oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 What is wrong with you boys! Did you not worry about it after? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I can feel a couple of new mods titles here..... How about "Burns-when-he-pee's" and "Warts-on-the-helmet" I'll let the two argue over who has what.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 *inserts psychological bug* Have you got any itching lads? Does it burn when you piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 if she loves you she will drink the condom straight after :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 I can feel a couple of new mods titles here..... How about "Burns-when-he-pee's" and "Warts-on-the-helmet" I'll let the two argue over who has what.......... Are they new Kevin Costner films? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 *shrugs* She seems like a nice homely girl who would be checked and cured if she though/did have something. She never asked me if I have had any history of STDs so I just assumed she didn't. Weirdly I don't care. If I do I just go to the GUM clinic and we both get checked and treated. 2011 Dante would be shitting his pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 if she loves you she will drink the condom straight after :winkold: I thought it was ass to mouth which is a sign of true love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 *shrugs* She seems like a nice homely girl who would be checked and cured if she though/did have something. She never asked me if I have had any history of STDs so I just assumed she didn't. Weirdly I don't care. If I do I just go to the GUM clinic and we both get checked and treated. 2011 Dante would be shitting his pants. :shock: You don't have to be a dirty skank bag to have an STD or even something as serious as HIV that cannot be treated. Just look at the profiles on the websites I linked earlier. Am I the only one that had that conversation with my girlfriend? 2012 Dante also should realise that being healthy is very important to being happy too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 27, 2012 Author Share Posted January 27, 2012 if she loves you she will drink the condom straight after :winkold: I thought it was ass to mouth which is a sign of true love? I didn't say where the condom had been :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 if she loves you she will drink the condom straight after :winkold: I thought it was ass to mouth which is a sign of true love? I didn't say where the condom had been :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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