wiggyrichard Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Dante...does she get her muff out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 Are. She puts on a good show :winkold: It's only a job at the end of the day, and she's good at it, and gets paid well for it. Right, lets address the ghey bit first shall we? - Over Xmas you were depressed.... feeling suicidal and generally not happy with life at all. End of Jan, a mere 4 weeks later, you are deleriously happy and shagging a stripper...... are you sure you're ok? I mean, thats a bit of a swing wouldn't you say?! Now, the real important stuff - pics/videos or it didn't happen. She might be rubbish at it and need some pointers.... dammit where is Rob when you need him. XD Believe me, I know. Reckon I'm a bit bi-polar >_< All I can tell ya is I feel a lot better about myself since new year. Xmas I was drinking a lot at home, alone, and sinking into a black hole so to speak. Kicked myself up the arse, spoken to a few people, done some CBT and have now found an ace girl who makes me feel good. *shrugs* Yeah, turn around, but for the better and I ain't gonna second guess it. Heh, I might put a pic up in a little while of her in my Ravens jersey from the other night :winkold: Repulsive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Dante...does she get her muff out? During the routine? Yeah. She doesn't shove it in anyones face though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 *checks Dante's facebook* **** well played sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 As for bagging up your man, I have learnt a strange lesson over the past 5 years and that all but 1 of the women I have slept with were prepared to without a condom, all were over 35 so not naive kids. Do I wear one with my current partner? Yes, but for contraception reasons only. Has anybody on here been for a full STD check before? I havent but I know people who have and they have a very effective method in ensuring that if you didnt bag up before you will after whether your results are clear or not I had a STD test about 11 years ago. Negative thankfully. The condom split and a week later my little guy started spewing blood. Very scary time. What the **** was wrong then if you didnt have the clap!?!? :shock: On a related note, ive snapped my banjo before. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 End of Jan, a mere 4 weeks later, you are deleriously happy and shagging a stripper...... are you sure you're ok? You've got such a way with words! I know. My romantic poetry is renowned for its subtle twists of language.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Dante...does she get her muff out? During the routine? Yeah. She doesn't shove it in anyones face though Only yours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Are. She puts on a good show :winkold: It's only a job at the end of the day, and she's good at it, and gets paid well for it. Right, lets address the ghey bit first shall we? - Over Xmas you were depressed.... feeling suicidal and generally not happy with life at all. End of Jan, a mere 4 weeks later, you are deleriously happy and shagging a stripper...... are you sure you're ok? I mean, thats a bit of a swing wouldn't you say?! Now, the real important stuff - pics/videos or it didn't happen. She might be rubbish at it and need some pointers.... dammit where is Rob when you need him. XD Believe me, I know. Reckon I'm a bit bi-polar >_< All I can tell ya is I feel a lot better about myself since new year. Xmas I was drinking a lot at home, alone, and sinking into a black hole so to speak. Kicked myself up the arse, spoken to a few people, done some CBT and have now found an ace girl who makes me feel good. *shrugs* Yeah, turn around, but for the better and I ain't gonna second guess it. Heh, I might put a pic up in a little while of her in my Ravens jersey from the other night :winkold: Well thats what I was getting at.... (the bi-polar stuff - not the picture.) A mate of mine has been blighted by bi-polar for the last 10 years or so and its a tragedy. He could be running RBS or something by now but instead gets his shit together only to keep falling apart. Just be careful mate - thats all I'm saying. Now, again, pics or it didn't happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 As for bagging up your man, I have learnt a strange lesson over the past 5 years and that all but 1 of the women I have slept with were prepared to without a condom, all were over 35 so not naive kids. Do I wear one with my current partner? Yes, but for contraception reasons only. Has anybody on here been for a full STD check before? I havent but I know people who have and they have a very effective method in ensuring that if you didnt bag up before you will after whether your results are clear or not I had a STD test about 11 years ago. Negative thankfully. The condom split and a week later my little guy started spewing blood. Very scary time. What the **** was wrong then if you didnt have the clap!?!? :shock: On a related note, ive snapped my banjo before. True story. It was over use apparantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 As for bagging up your man, I have learnt a strange lesson over the past 5 years and that all but 1 of the women I have slept with were prepared to without a condom, all were over 35 so not naive kids. Do I wear one with my current partner? Yes, but for contraception reasons only. Has anybody on here been for a full STD check before? I havent but I know people who have and they have a very effective method in ensuring that if you didnt bag up before you will after whether your results are clear or not How many women was that out of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 Just had a chat with my girlfriend. She wants to spice things up a bit. She wants me to go round to hers tomorrow night, screw her brains out then leave without saying a word. Apparantly she says she is quite submissive. She says I must not speak though. Seems odd to me. Anyone done anything similar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Yes, I've also gone round to your girlfriend's and done the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinker Posted January 30, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted January 30, 2012 Lost 3-2 from being 2 nil up and and this thread still has the content to amaze me............. :wow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Yes, I've also gone round to your girlfriend's and done the same. Beat me 2 it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Just had a chat with my girlfriend. She wants to spice things up a bit. She wants me to go round to hers tomorrow night, screw her brains out then leave without saying a word. Apparantly she says she is quite submissive. She says I must not speak though. Seems odd to me. Anyone done anything similar? Yes. Its good fun. If she's a bit sub, walk in, say nothing, bend her over...... pot the pink for a while. Then straight in the wrong 'un. (she can't complain - she's a sub) and then finish all over her face. Say nothing and leave. H.E.R.O. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Just had a chat with my girlfriend. She wants to spice things up a bit. She wants me to go round to hers tomorrow night, screw her brains out then leave without saying a word. Apparantly she says she is quite submissive. She says I must not speak though. Seems odd to me. Anyone done anything similar? Yes. Its good fun. If she's a bit sub, walk in, say nothing, bend her over...... pot the pink for a while. Then straight in the wrong 'un. (she can't complain - she's a sub) and then finish all over her face. Say nothing and leave. H.E.R.O. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 Yes, I've also gone round to your girlfriend's and done the same. It doesn't count if she cannot feel it :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted January 30, 2012 Author Share Posted January 30, 2012 Just had a chat with my girlfriend. She wants to spice things up a bit. She wants me to go round to hers tomorrow night, screw her brains out then leave without saying a word. Apparantly she says she is quite submissive. She says I must not speak though. Seems odd to me. Anyone done anything similar? Yes. Its good fun. If she's a bit sub, walk in, say nothing, bend her over...... pot the pink for a while. Then straight in the wrong 'un. (she can't complain - she's a sub) and then finish all over her face. Say nothing and leave. H.E.R.O. Haha. I was a bit put off that she didn't want me to talk, but when you put it like that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Has anybody on here been for a full STD check before? I havent but I know people who have and they have a very effective method in ensuring that if you didnt bag up before you will after whether your results are clear or not I had a sore rash all round my bell last year and got myself checked out. They asked all the usual questions, I told them I hadn't strayed and I was as sure as I possibly could be that my girlfriend of three years hadn't either, I believe they gave me the works, 'just to be sure'. The cotton bud...oh god, the cotton bud. Never going to be able to clean my ears the same way again. I can't even say it put my mind at rest, because I wasn't too fussed in the first place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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