BOF Posted February 1, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 1, 2012 and yet .... you will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I have text the stripper and got a reply, but again it's blatantly just to get me to go back in and spend more money! Ask her if she does "private work" and publish her responses on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 What did she reply? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 Just had a chat with my girlfriend. She wants to spice things up a bit. She wants me to go round to hers tomorrow night, screw her brains out then leave without saying a word. Apparantly she says she is quite submissive. She says I must not speak though. Seems odd to me. Anyone done anything similar? UPDATE: Did this last night even though I was knackered after going straight there after playing squash. Apparantly there is "room for improvement in my performance" and I need to be a lot "meaner". Not sure what I can do short of covering her in honey and tying her up outside a bee hive!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Did you just walk in and screw her though or follow my advice? She wants mean...... carte blanche my friend...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Make a cat o' nine tails out of strawberry bootlaces then whip her arse until she cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 And then eat the bootlaces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 Did you just walk in and screw her though or follow my advice? She wants mean...... carte blanche my friend...... All bar up the wrong'un. I am not joking I was a sweaty mess when I got to hers after playing squash. I thought sex was a trade off. eg Shoes+Cash = Agreement from woman to have sex. I never computed that they might actually like it!!! Mind blowing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 Make a cat o' nine tails out of strawberry bootlaces then whip her arse until she cries. Thanks Gareth! She would probably really like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Did you just walk in and screw her though or follow my advice? She wants mean...... carte blanche my friend...... All bar up the wrong'un. I am not joking I was a sweaty mess when I got to hers after playing squash. I thought sex was a trade off. eg Shoes+Cash = Agreement from woman to have sex. I never computed that they might actually like it!!! Mind blowing! So you went in.... had your wicked way and then finished on her face? Top man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Make a cat o' nine tails out of strawberry bootlaces then whip her arse until she cries. Thanks Gareth! She would probably really like that! A little-known fact: The makers of the original Charlie and the Chocolate factory didn't have enough chocolate for that scene, so they used blood. Human blood. Aaanyhow, back to the topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zak Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Just had a chat with my girlfriend. She wants to spice things up a bit. She wants me to go round to hers tomorrow night, screw her brains out then leave without saying a word. Apparantly she says she is quite submissive. She says I must not speak though. Seems odd to me. Anyone done anything similar? UPDATE: Did this last night even though I was knackered after going straight there after playing squash. Apparantly there is "room for improvement in my performance" and I need to be a lot "meaner". Not sure what I can do short of covering her in honey and tying her up outside a bee hive!!! Shes a keeper! iv dated and then created a few girls like this. god they are alot of fun. All bar up the wrong'un. I am not joking I was a sweaty mess when I got to hers after playing squash. I thought sex was a trade off. eg Shoes+Cash = Agreement from woman to have sex. I never computed that they might actually like it!!! Mind blowing! watch out, because not only does she like it, she will probably soon want it more than you and youll be the one claiming headaches! Enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 1, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 1, 2012 What did she reply? "When are you next in Liverpool? Make sure you pop in and see me x" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 1, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted February 1, 2012 Incidentally, she wasn't that fit, but she gave a bloody brilliant lapdance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 I just wanna update with a 'So happy right now' comment. So happy right now. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 This does sort of put me off the idea of getting a lapdance from her. All the while she'd be shoving her gash in my face I'd just be thinking "Dante's togder's been in that". Actually... I'd pay triple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidlewis Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 you could always look at the wrong-un gareth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Whose to say I wouldn't have the same issue though? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Loads of em do a "takeaway" service nowadays, probably brought on by the austere times we live in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Whose to say I wouldn't have the same issue though? :winkold: >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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