islingtonclaret Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Ah, the things that count, obviously. Come on, even the Nazi was fit if I recall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avfc96 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 You might remember me from such posts as "I bought dinner for a Nazi". Another first date last night, and this time I think I'm knocking it on the head for a bit, there's clearly something wrong with me that makes me attracted to the mentally unstable. Short and sweet, after 2-3 hours, over dinner, she tells me that she had a nightmare the night before we met, that started as a really hot sex dream, then ended in me molesting children. ... Did you wear a tracksuit with a large amount of jewelry, saying how can I fix it for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Seems a bit daft to knock it on the head over that. It was only a dream? Whay Ings said. It's only a dream FFS. Loads of people have really weird dreams, and she was obvs a bit nervous about meeting and how the date would go, and had a weird dream about it. No biggie, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 People say daft things when they're nervous all the time. If you had a nice time before that and this was the only thing, you should definitely give her another chance. Chances are you're never going to find the woman that you click with on every single level the first time you meet them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Nope. Run a mile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Don't listen to CED Give her another chance and if you're still unsure then fair enough but something like that wouldn't scare me. I like kooky birds though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Things were going really well before she came out with that, and we'd already agreed she'd come to mine on Saturday. She just messaged me to let me know she's booked her train tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Well let her come and see how tippy get on. It's really not a huge thing, sounds like nervousness to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM3000 Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Bring the Nazi round at the same time and see what happens. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Gotta give the second date a shot. Like Hogso said people say weird shizz when they nervous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloydxmas Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 This girl could have been saying very similar things to her mates all week? "Like oh my gawwwwd, I was having such a great time, then for some stupid reason I basically accused him of being a Freddy Kruger type kiddy fiddler. He just shrugged his shoulders and got all defensive. The guy still wants to meet me though, Should I run for the hills or at least leave a note with the local police of my whereabouts if I go through with this?" At least if tis relationship does last, you will have a funny 'first date' story to tell people anyway. On my first date with my current partner, I burnt the roof of my mouth on a 1000c stuffed mushroom, not sure what came over me but I offered the resulting skin piece to my g/f as a token of my love. At first she was a bit freaked out, but after some gentle persuasion she decided to eat it. That's true love. Ok the last part is a lie about her eating it (she has it encased in a necklace instead LOL ) but it's still something stupid on my part. Most normal girls would have probably left, Not this one, I like the kooky ones too 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 wat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mozzavfc Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 And they say romance is dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloydxmas Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 It's not the only piece of skin I've offered either, I lost my foreskin during a drunken barbed wire hurdling incident, she now wears this lovingly on her wedding finger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted April 10, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 10, 2015 WE GOT A NEW GUY IN TOWN 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 meh trying too hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 u jelly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 u jelly Ingram mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 It's not the only piece of skin I've offered either, I lost my foreskin during a drunken barbed wire hurdling incident, she now wears this lovingly on her wedding finger. This bounty hunter is my kind of scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloydxmas Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 (edited) Well as you lot are such judgemental bastards, I thought id try and make a bit of effort to start with, just like dating . Don't worry, I don't make my girlfriend wear my body parts. Knew I should have opened with the 'who's Thom Yorke' line Edited April 10, 2015 by simont123 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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