sidcow Posted March 23, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, Xela said: It's the 'look how exciting my life is' brigade. I'm the opposite. I'd rather no-one knew what I was up to! I resent people asking me at work what I'm up to when I book a few days off! When I go to Asia later this year with my mates I just won't tell anyone at work... i'll just say i'm having a bit of time at home to decorate. Oh,. Going to. Asia are you? Show off, just because your life is SO much more glamorous than mine. Well I will enjoy my week in Bognor thankyouverymuch! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, sidcow said: Oh,. Going to. Asia are you? Show off, just because your life is SO much more glamorous than mine. Well I will enjoy my week in Bognor thankyouverymuch! Haha well none of you **** know who I am anyway so not got anyway to gain! Not sure how i'll pass off the tan though... and the STDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 23, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, Xela said: Not sure how i'll pass off the tan though... and the STDs If that's a worry for you, just don't blow any of the ladyboys 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, sidcow said: If that's a worry for you, just don't blow any of the ladyboys I'm easily led! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 27 minutes ago, Xela said: It's the 'look how exciting my life is' brigade. I'm the opposite. I'd rather no-one knew what I was up to! I resent people asking me at work what I'm up to when I book a few days off! When I go to Asia later this year with my mates I just won't tell anyone at work... i'll just say i'm having a bit of time at home to decorate. Coming from the bloke who posts pictures of mixed grills!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, lapal_fan said: Coming from the bloke who posts pictures of mixed grills!! Only for @mottaloo! He gets upset if I don't. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 14 hours ago, Xela said: Only for @mottaloo! He gets upset if I don't. Too right ! I need to see what meat @Xela has been stuffing in his gob lately ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 (edited) On 22/03/2018 at 12:01, Rob182 said: On the subject of razors, mine is at least 10 years old. I should probably get a new one, but I only use it for my nads, and they're as tough as a leather boot. I used to take a blade to my spuds but what with my trembling hand, I decided to use this stuff, but mainly as a prep for my operation to treat testicular cancer (no dramas - still in remission !) Stinks like buggery but does the job. Funny how they visually market it as a chest hair removal cream, yet the brand name intimates what it's REALLY used for Edited March 24, 2018 by mottaloo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted March 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted March 24, 2018 Years ago, I sort of hoped equality would mean women could be less hung up about their physical appearance. That as they became more independent and aware they would feel less pressure to conform to a narrow little view of what an acceptable tolerable physical specimen should look like. Years on and all 'equality' has meant is that men watch too much idealised porn and weirdly think their balls have to be baby skin smooth and their eyebrows need to be plucked and their beard needs 'product'. Not how I saw it all panning out. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 24, 2018 Author VT Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2018 18 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Years ago, I sort of hoped equality would mean women could be less hung up about their physical appearance. That as they became more independent and aware they would feel less pressure to conform to a narrow little view of what an acceptable tolerable physical specimen should look like. Years on and all 'equality' has meant is that men watch too much idealised porn and weirdly think their balls have to be baby skin smooth and their eyebrows need to be plucked and their beard needs 'product'. Not how I saw it all panning out. Yes. Absolutely THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 1 hour ago, mottaloo said: Too right ! I need to see what meat @Xela has been stuffing in his gob lately ! Too easy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted March 24, 2018 Share Posted March 24, 2018 20 minutes ago, Xela said: Too easy! I set em up, you knock em in ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Villabitch - I presume she's out of nick now, seeing as she has a new twitter handle of villabitchreturns. Has anyone seen - sorry, heard her back at VP ? I would really hope not & that she keeps a low profile after those frauds she was convicted of ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 4 hours ago, mottaloo said: Villabitch - I presume she's out of nick now, seeing as she has a new twitter handle of villabitchreturns. Has anyone seen - sorry, heard her back at VP ? I would really hope not & that she keeps a low profile after those frauds she was convicted of ! Explain villabitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted March 25, 2018 Moderator Share Posted March 25, 2018 On 23/03/2018 at 09:17, tonyh29 said: What’s weird about coconut and Jam ive tried the green tea flavour kit kat Well coconut tastes like shite in anything other than a curry but that's not the worst of it... Jam isn't a flavour! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 8 hours ago, lapal_fan said: Explain villabitch. I don't know her as such but i believe she had a season ticket in the holte and was I'm told very vociferous in her support for the team, naughty language/behaviour etc., and had been thrown out of the ground at least once. Some folk who sat near her said she was a pain in the hole. Anyway....look up Caroline Nightingale (Stratford upon Avon) and that'll explain her time in the slammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted March 25, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted March 25, 2018 39 minutes ago, mottaloo said: I don't know her as such but i believe she had a season ticket in the holte and was I'm told very vociferous in her support for the team, naughty language/behaviour etc., and had been thrown out of the ground at least once. Some folk who sat near her said she was a pain in the hole. Anyway....look up Caroline Nightingale (Stratford upon Avon) and that'll explain her time in the slammer. Nice lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyp102 Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 On 23/03/2018 at 19:20, Xela said: It's the 'look how exciting my life is' brigade. I'm the opposite. I'd rather no-one knew what I was up to! I resent people asking me at work what I'm up to when I book a few days off! When I go to Asia later this year with my mates I just won't tell anyone at work... i'll just say i'm having a bit of time at home to decorate. That’s surely because you don’t want to tell people what you’re actually doing in Asia. Yet us at VT know your sordid little secrets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 14 hours ago, mottaloo said: Villabitch - I presume she's out of nick now, seeing as she has a new twitter handle of villabitchreturns. Has anyone seen - sorry, heard her back at VP ? I would really hope not & that she keeps a low profile after those frauds she was convicted of ! Never heard of her? Is she (in)famous down VP then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 16 minutes ago, mikeyp102 said: That’s surely because you don’t want to tell people what you’re actually doing in Asia. Yet us at VT know your sordid little secrets... Its all about the temples. Always the temples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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