chrisp65 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 Kirstie's Handmade Christmas no, not the actual programme, the reactions and comments on twitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 28 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: no, not the actual programme, the reactions and comments on twitter Links and examples, Ted. C'mon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted November 29, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted November 29, 2018 Just now, snowychap said: Links and examples, Ted. C'mon. Quote Patrick Bailey @patch_bailes 2h2 hours ago More This programme is not relaxing. Its actually making me angry. Life is too short for two hours of avacado cooking to make urine coloured squares of cloth. Quote #KirstiesHandmadeChristmas is the most Home Counties, upper-middle class programme ever. Basically if you drive an Audi Q7, don’t work and have children called Alfreda, Yellow and Quail. Quote In the next episode, we’re being shown how to knit a scarf using our own arse-hair. Glittered, of course. #KirstiesHandmadeChristmas Quote "Just take a beautiful pebble, polish it and tie with a ribbon, then use it to really wallop the piss out of your child's gaming device like the deranged shit-beast you truly are. Charming." #KirstiesHandmadeChristmas Quote And the most middle-class phrase of the year goes to...... " we're going to dye some napkins with some avocado stones and skins" #KirstiesHandmadeChristmas minimal selecting, just a few off the top of the pile that didn't require me taking out swears 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: minimal selecting, just a few off the top of the pile that didn't require me taking out swears Thanks. The last but one comment is a cracker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 there were lots about making christmas tree baubles out of smashed up ipad screens, I had to google up the reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted November 29, 2018 Share Posted November 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: there were lots about making christmas tree baubles out of smashed up ipad screens, I had to google up the reference Oh, it's very, very funny. Though not for her children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 30, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted November 30, 2018 Would you, though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted November 30, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted November 30, 2018 21 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Would you, though? More of a Sarah Beeny man myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 (edited) 34 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Would you, though? Not even with Phil's. Edited November 30, 2018 by snowychap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 30, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted November 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: More of a Sarah Beeny man myself. Both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 30, 2018 Share Posted November 30, 2018 8 hours ago, mjmooney said: Would you, though? A good few years ago, one of my mates had a wife that imagined she was a bit posher than the rest of us AND she was quite busty AND liked to think she was the centre of our little gang. Quite the posh yummy mummy. Once when the two of us were alone she 'changed tops' right in front of me. She was braless, took off the one top, paused and looked at me. I absolutely completely stayed straight faced, kept eye contact and just deadpan said 'what?'. She put the other top on, and said 'nothing, just changing tops'. Seriously not my type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 1, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted December 1, 2018 Hearing Slade's Dave Hill enthusing about Wordsworth's poetry on Radio 4. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted December 1, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2018 17 hours ago, chrisp65 said: A good few years ago, one of my mates had a wife that imagined she was a bit posher than the rest of us AND she was quite busty AND liked to think she was the centre of our little gang. Quite the posh yummy mummy. Once when the two of us were alone she 'changed tops' right in front of me. She was braless, took off the one top, paused and looked at me. I absolutely completely stayed straight faced, kept eye contact and just deadpan said 'what?'. She put the other top on, and said 'nothing, just changing tops'. Seriously not my type. The stories in Razzle have gone really downhill lately. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HanoiVillan Posted December 1, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 1, 2018 18 hours ago, chrisp65 said: A good few years ago, one of my mates had a wife that imagined she was a bit posher than the rest of us AND she was quite busty AND liked to think she was the centre of our little gang. Quite the posh yummy mummy. Once when the two of us were alone she 'changed tops' right in front of me. She was braless, took off the one top, paused and looked at me. I absolutely completely stayed straight faced, kept eye contact and just deadpan said 'what?'. She put the other top on, and said 'nothing, just changing tops'. Seriously not my type. **** don't stop I'm nearly there 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Just been up the loft to get the tree and that down. Now I’m just sat on sofa watching my missus and the kids sort it all out. It’s traditional as Turkey, me just sat here watching them put the tree up. Xmas songs on tv. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 2, 2018 Moderator Share Posted December 2, 2018 Halfway through Operation Man Cave Rearrangement Phase one complete: Hi-Fi and computer moved and reassembled with no hard done. The computer is now under the desk, The computer Speakers now removed and waiting to be attached to the telly as the other end. Hi-fi repositioned so I'm hearing Stereo properly, not stereo in one ear and nothing in the other and the remotes can now be used from the other end of the room as the units aren't side on any more. The missus says I've got lots more space now, she'd be right but I have plans to fill that space with two new decks and a mixer plus a vinyl cleaning machine (she knows about that bit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 42 minutes ago, bickster said: I have plans to fill that space with two new decks and a mixer plus a vinyl cleaning machine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 (edited) 17 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: She even bends over for you too. DHUTWU Edited December 2, 2018 by Rugeley Villa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted December 2, 2018 Share Posted December 2, 2018 Football, now it doesn't remind me that we're shit. Arsenal Tottenham was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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