Seat68 Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Diarrhea, there and everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rjw63 Posted July 31, 2023 Author Share Posted July 31, 2023 On 29/07/2023 at 21:49, trekka said: I'm up in Brum from Monday for the week and a good mate of mine has decided to throw a BBQ for me at his house. At one point he was threatening to order a whole butchered cow. It turns out that he has been creative and said he has like 10 different small plates for us all to nibble through the evening, almost like a tasting menu with different sauces (fish, chicken, pork, beef and lots of different salads etc). I asked what beers would he like me to bring over and he said "no need! I've bought loads!", but then went on to say bring whatever you fancy. He's a good egg that one - it'll only be me, his girlfriend and him for the night. It'll be my birthday and he's obviously spent a fortune on stuff. When he said bring whatever you fancy, I said don't tempt me. Hire a really high class hooker and say it’s your wife 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 31, 2023 Moderator Share Posted July 31, 2023 On 29/07/2023 at 21:56, tonyh29 said: and I’m thinking of a certain poster Love you hun 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 Everybody’s Got Something To Wipe Except For Me and My Monkey Happiness Is A Warm Bum Why Don’t We Do It In The Road Ass Onion I’m So Turd (all from The Brown Album) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bickster Posted July 31, 2023 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted July 31, 2023 5 minutes ago, theboyangel said: Everybody’s Got Something To Wipe Except For Me and My Monkey Happiness Is A Warm Bum Why Don’t We Do It In The Road Ass Onion I’m So Turd (all from The Brown Album) You forgot While My Ringpiece Gently Weeps 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 40 minutes ago, theboyangel said: Happiness Is A Warm Bum this is my favourite so far 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 I have a new pressure sprayer. When you build up the pressure it makes than penny whistle noise that you hear in the Carry On films when a lady's skirt drops down. When you release the pressure it sounds like air brakes on a train. Hours of fun. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 1, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2023 New mattress. Basically just counting down to bedtime now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted August 1, 2023 Author Share Posted August 1, 2023 8 minutes ago, BOF said: New mattress. Basically just counting down to bedtime now. It'll take you at least two weeks to acclimatise unless you're the very lucky type that can sleep anywhere without problems. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 1, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2023 Just now, rjw63 said: It'll take you at least two weeks to acclimatise unless you're the very lucky type that can sleep anywhere without problems. I've been waking up crippled across my upper back (under shoulder blades) in the middle of the night for the past 2 months on my basically-collapsed other mattress. So I'd expect to see an immediate improvement over that I have gone to a fully orthopaedic mattress though, so there'll definitely be acclimatisation involved. I can't bloody wait for it though I tend to count down to bedtime most evenings anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted August 1, 2023 Share Posted August 1, 2023 I am the anus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 1, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 1, 2023 20 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: I am the anus SPlat splat kersplat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 1, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted August 1, 2023 46 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: I am the anus Well I didn't like to say anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted August 4, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2023 I’ve had some house admin to sort today. Needed a cable extended and a new modem box thing from Virgin Media. Booked in for a.m.. Had a British Gas boiler service booked. Had a new Hive Hub delivered so needed to dick about with that, which would only be possible if the internet was working, and would bugger up the boiler service if it wasn’t connected. It’s all worked, Media guy turned up on time and the re route was started and finished in under 30 mins. Swapped out the old hub and got the new Hive Hub talking to all the other kit. British Gas turned up and serviced the boiler. Unprecedented. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 4, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 4, 2023 41 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I’ve had some house admin to sort today. Needed a cable extended and a new modem box thing from Virgin Media. Booked in for a.m.. Had a British Gas boiler service booked. Had a new Hive Hub delivered so needed to dick about with that, which would only be possible if the internet was working, and would bugger up the boiler service if it wasn’t connected. It’s all worked, Media guy turned up on time and the re route was started and finished in under 30 mins. Swapped out the old hub and got the new Hive Hub talking to all the other kit. British Gas turned up and serviced the boiler. Unprecedented. You do realise the will be an equal and opposite reaction to this. It was nice knowing you 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, bickster said: You do realise the will be an equal and opposite reaction to this. It was nice knowing you Gavin and Stacey one off Hanukkah special right outside his house. 10ft polystyrene menorah. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 1 minute ago, bickster said: You do realise the will be an equal and opposite reaction to this. It was nice knowing you Hopefully its been the other way around and this was the counter to my **** up leg. Pulled something in my calf on Saturday, hurt like a bugger on Sunday and still went back for day 2 of GlastonBarry. So it was killing on Monday, but I had to help with a flat move in Cardiff, so I powered through, Tuesday couldn’t wriggle my foot but had to help with a house move in Swansea, so, er, painkillered up and went again. This has been an error, absolutely killing now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 4, 2023 Share Posted August 4, 2023 (edited) 57 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I’ve had some house admin to sort today. Needed a cable extended and a new modem box thing from Virgin Media. Booked in for a.m.. Had a British Gas boiler service booked. Had a new Hive Hub delivered so needed to dick about with that, which would only be possible if the internet was working, and would bugger up the boiler service if it wasn’t connected. It’s all worked, Media guy turned up on time and the re route was started and finished in under 30 mins. Swapped out the old hub and got the new Hive Hub talking to all the other kit. British Gas turned up and serviced the boiler. Unprecedented. I’ve moaned about my VM a few times and tried a few different things to get a nice even coverage across the house. Booster, sockets, routers, all not quite right. I got the hub 5 which did improve things but was still a bit ropey. The problem was that both of the pre-wired VM entry points were in the same corner of the house (one upstairs, 1 down). I ended up running a cat6 cable into the corner of the bay window, up into the loft, across the house and down into the hot water cupboard that was right in the middle of the house. Its been absolutely perfect ever since. It’s actually better than perfect, I get 370-390Mbs all over the house from a 350Mbs connection. Conclusion, the modem is great if located in the middle of the house. Edited August 4, 2023 by Genie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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