mjmooney Posted March 9, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 9, 2012 About 200 books in our bog. You won't be surprised to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 About 200 books in our bog. You won't be surprised to know. Does it have any trouble flushing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 9, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 9, 2012 About 200 books in our bog. You won't be surprised to know. Does it have any trouble flushing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Thank you, thank you very much. Things that cheer me up, early Friday finish woo hoo! Could leave at 12 today but have a few things to take care of so will be out of here by 1pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 when I am at work then I'm normally on the bog at about 4 O'Clock for about 15-20 minutes when I am at home it is normally between 30-45 minutes 3 minutes of pooing and the rest is spent reflecting on the days events Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Browsing eBay for shirts, I came across an auction where the seller's reason for listing the item was: I need to clear my closet to make room for my new baby. Why are you putting your baby in the closet?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Yuck, never read in the toilet I just get it done and over with as quickly as possible. Grimy stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 when I am at work then I'm normally on the bog at about 4 O'Clock for about 15-20 minutes when I am at home it is normally between 30-45 minutes 3 minutes of pooing and the rest is spent reflecting on the days events I always go at work at about 11, even if I don't need to. A free little break, play a bit of angry birds and best of all, get paid for it. 20 minutes to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 The feeling of superiority when you see Charles Darwin's picture on our money rather than some old tripe about trusting God. Stop treating Darwin as some sort of celebrity ffs, I don't think it reflects well on the atheist/agnostic community at all, considering how so many of us often harp on about thinking for yourself and avoiding worship and servility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 9, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 9, 2012 The feeling of superiority when you see Charles Darwin's picture on our money rather than some old tripe about trusting God. Stop treating Darwin as some sort of celebrity ffs, I don't think it reflects well on the atheist/agnostic community at all, considering how so many of us often harp on about thinking for yourself and avoiding worship and servility.To be fair, it was the US Christian fundies who insisted banging on about Darwin in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Personally, I'd rather Schrödinger on the notes. That way I may or may not have to pay for anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Having a poo. One of the most relaxing and satisfying parts of the day . Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. It's why I don't believe in a God. Your missing out legov. You can get a good 45 minutes to yourself with a good bottom emptying session. Just you, a good book, magazine, internet on smartphone etc..... no distractions. Good thinking time as well. You know you've had a good shite when you've been in there long enough to get pins and needles in your legs. I can't believe anyone would spend that long on the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 9, 2012 Author Share Posted March 9, 2012 Having a poo. One of the most relaxing and satisfying parts of the day . Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. It's why I don't believe in a God. Your missing out legov. You can get a good 45 minutes to yourself with a good bottom emptying session. Just you, a good book, magazine, internet on smartphone etc..... no distractions. Good thinking time as well. You know you've had a good shite when you've been in there long enough to get pins and needles in your legs. I can't believe anyone would spend that long on the toilet. Nor me. 2 mins to drop the log, 3 mins to wipe properly. 5 minutes and done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b6bloke Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Being Grateful, as soft as it may seem I find being grateful for what I have makes me feel preety good and at the beginning of the day usually sets my day off well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Free WiFi on Chiltern trains making this journey home a lot more bearable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnsonp Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Having a poo. One of the most relaxing and satisfying parts of the day . Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. It's why I don't believe in a God. Your missing out legov. You can get a good 45 minutes to yourself with a good bottom emptying session. Just you, a good book, magazine, internet on smartphone etc..... no distractions. Good thinking time as well. You know you've had a good shite when you've been in there long enough to get pins and needles in your legs. I can't believe anyone would spend that long on the toilet. Nor me. 2 mins to drop the log, 3 mins to wipe properly. 5 minutes and done Even that is a long time, feel it dropping, get it out, wipe and move on feeling fresh and empty for the day ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 You can't just poo and run , you have to turn that shitter into a fortress of solitude for 20 mins minimum. Maybe light a few candles, get your favourite magazine , put some music on etc. You could also throw in a crafty wank at the end and if you're feeling adventurous do it in work's time whilst leaving the cubicle unlocked. Try and live a little ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 fortress of solitude for 20 mins minimum. Maybe light a few candles, get your favourite magazine , put some music on etc. You could also throw in a crafty sail on the mayonnaise sea at the end and if you're feeling adventurous do it in work's time whilst leaving the cubicle unlocked. Try and live a little ! I can do all that in my own room tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomaszk Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 You can't just poo and run , you have to turn that shitter into a fortress of solitude for 20 mins minimum. Maybe light a few candles, get your favourite magazine , put some music on etc. You could also throw in a crafty sail on the mayonnaise sea at the end and if you're feeling adventurous do it in work's time whilst leaving the cubicle unlocked. Try and live a little !Bloody hell, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomaszk Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Whoops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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