Brumerican Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 minute ago, BOF said: I've trained mine to sniff the last dribble back up, the way you normally would with bogies. King of the Kegels ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 There is a guy at work who wipes his nob post piss with bog paper. I assume that is what he does as he always goes into the cubicle to piss and then I hear the roll being pulled through the dispenser and then a sound akin to tissue paper on gland. Strange man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnkarl Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, Xela said: There is a guy at work who wipes his nob post piss with bog paper. I assume that is what he does as he always goes into the cubicle to piss and then I hear the roll being pulled through the dispenser and then a sound akin to tissue paper on gland. Strange man. Weirdly in Holland all urinals have bog paper hanging next to them. I think it's something to do with the chance of smells if you don't wipe and have had a strong coffee for breakfast. Some Dutch guy also told me that they do it to avoid urinary tract infections which occur if you're wet too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 14 minutes ago, Xela said: There is a guy at work who wipes his nob post piss with bog paper. I assume that is what he does as he always goes into the cubicle to piss and then I hear the roll being pulled through the dispenser and then a sound akin to tissue paper on gland. Strange man. 10,006 likes! I hope you didn't miss that milestone? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnkarl Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, mjmooney said: I refer m'learned colleague to the Mumsnet glass of water thread. What happens when someone gets thirsty during the night? Edited June 16, 2017 by magnkarl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 I could understand it if they were talking about when they were camping and wet wipes hadn't been invented. As it is, just wait a few minutes for your partner to be finished in the bathroom before going all Bear Grylls on a Tommee Tippee cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 hours ago, BOF said: I've trained mine to sniff the last dribble back up, the way you normally would with bogies. Got any kids or is it just too well trained ? (Or can you instruct it on or off ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 16, 2017 Moderator Share Posted June 16, 2017 Just now, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: Got any kids or is it just too well trained ? None that I know of. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 15 minutes ago, BOF said: None that I know of. Back of the net ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Not long came round from general anaesthetic and feeling like a piece shit. Had a number of dates to pick from to have my ear surgery, so I went with today don't miss this feeling one bit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 16, 2017 Moderator Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 minute ago, Rugeley Villa said: Not long came round from general anaesthetic and feeling like a piece shit. Had a number of dates to pick from to have my ear surgery, so I went with today don't miss this feeling one bit. They've done an excellent job Ruge. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 4 hours ago, Paddywhack said: 10,006 likes! I hope you didn't miss that milestone? I celebrated with a footlong subway (steak and cheese FTW) and a banana yazoo drink! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 3 hours ago, Paddywhack said: I could understand it if they were talking about when they were camping and wet wipes hadn't been invented. As it is, just wait a few minutes for your partner to be finished in the bathroom before going all Bear Grylls on a Tommee Tippee cup. Just wipe it on the curtains. Job done. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 Bought my papers this morning, sun and mail per usual. Before I went down to the operating theatre I put them under my chair, but once I'd recovered I noticed one was missing. The sun had gone but the mail was still there. Make of it what you will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 16, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 16, 2017 25 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Bought my papers this morning, sun and mail per usual. Before I went down to the operating theatre I put them under my chair, but once I'd recovered I noticed one was missing. The sun had gone but the mail was still there. Make of it what you will We were in a hospital last week for the wife's routine arthritis checkup. They only had two papers in the shop - the Sun and Mail. You'd think an NHS hospital would know better. (Although, I suppose it could mean that all the Mirrors, Indies and Guardians had sold out, and they were left unwanted). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, mjmooney said: We were in a hospital last week for the wife's routine arthritis checkup. They only had two papers in the shop - the Sun and Mail. You'd think an NHS hospital would know better. (Although, I suppose it could mean that all the Mirrors, Indies and Guardians had sold out, and they were left unwanted). Which one you buy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 16, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 16, 2017 Just now, Rugeley Villa said: Which one you buy? Ha ha. I had a book with me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Ha ha. I had a book with me. Silly question 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 It ain't half hot mum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: It ain't half hot mum. Lovely isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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