dont_do_it_doug. Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Has any of you had sex in public and have been caught or close to being caught? I had sex on the number 6 bus once. Didn't get caught but it's probably on camera. Its better when there are people around. Hand job on bus several times under a strategically placed coat. Many times in the cinema. There's something **** wrong with you man. Where did all this come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) Has any of you had sex in public and have been caught or close to being caught? I had sex on the number 6 bus once. Didn't get caught but it's probably on camera. Its better when there are people around. Hand job on bus several times under a strategically placed coat. Many times in the cinema. How could you see the film with a coat on your head? Edited May 11, 2013 by 8pints 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I bent one up an ex girlfriend on the balcony in holiday in Greece a few years ago, it was about 1.00am and we were leaving in the morning so didnt care if anyone caught a glimpse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Has any of you had sex in public and have been caught or close to being caught? I had sex on the number 6 bus once. Didn't get caught but it's probably on camera. and you say you're not ready to know some of us IRL 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Just went up the off licence and got 8 cans of lager and a bottle of lemon hooch The bloke behind the counter took my £10 note off me and gave me £8.70 change, what a result. I did think of telling him about his error but then thought it just makes up for the countless times that they have overcharged me 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted May 11, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2013 Just went up the off licence and got 8 cans of lager and a bottle of lemon hooch The bloke behind the counter took my £10 note off me and gave me £8.70 change, what a result. I did think of telling him about his error but then thought it just makes up for the countless times that they have overcharged me Go and put some money on a Villa win mate - you're having a lucky day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 You having a laugh? If I'm betting on anyone it's Chelsea, I ain't win a villa related bet all season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) It is my firm belief that you should never bet against your own team, even if you don't think they will win. Just bet on some other "supposedly" sure thing. Betting against your own team... it's just not cricket. Edited May 11, 2013 by Ginko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 That is what I was saying, every time I bet on the villa they get beat, hence why I was joking about putting my money on Chelsea because that would have made them lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 No I know, I didn't mean to make that about you. I was just saying betting against your team in general is not the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 They still sell hooch ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Yeah lemon hooch, it's great for when you want a drink but it feels to early to be socially acceptable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 My dad always puts a bet on against us cause he's shit at betting. He bet 2-1 Chelsea today :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Has any of you had sex in public and have been caught or close to being caught? I had sex on the number 6 bus once. Didn't get caught but it's probably on camera. Its better when there are people around. Hand job on bus several times under a strategically placed coat. Many times in the cinema. How could you see the film with a coat on your head? I didn't have a coat in the cinema. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Middle of May. Rain. 10 degrees. **** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Went to a part of the Northern Irish Coast today for a bite to eat and got absolutely soaked. Bloody freezing as well. My fiancee's idea of a birthday treat. Love her really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) Ah, I've had girlfriends that do that. It's time like that I think to myself: "Dammit, I wish I'd just stayed home and had my auntie round for a shagfest." Edited May 12, 2013 by Ginko 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 11, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2013 Has any of you had sex in public and have been caught or close to being caught? I had sex on the number 6 bus once. Didn't get caught but it's probably on camera. and you say you're not ready to know some of us IRL For your own protection... ...unless you fancy a bus ride? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 Went to a part of the Northern Irish Coast today for a bite to eat and got absolutely soaked. Bloody freezing as well. My fiancee's idea of a birthday treat. Love her really. I read this quickly after seeing it was you and imagined some sexual situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 that's because you are a deviant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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