leviramsey Posted November 10, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 10, 2011 Hmm, how much trouble could I get into at work for leaving this note in the fridge? ATTENTION To the thieving pikey who stole my black-cherry flavoured Tesco brand yogurt, first of all how freaking cheap are you? What, you can’t afford, like, 25p to buy your own? Whoever the hell you are, don’t do it again. If you’re willing to come downstairs and reimburse me with either funds or an equivalent item to the monetary value of my yogurt, I will gladly accept your apology and that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you. -Liam Neeson I thought it was yoghurt? Or is this just another case of American becoming Standard English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDuck Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Hmm, how much trouble could I get into at work for leaving this note in the fridge? ATTENTION To the thieving pikey who stole my black-cherry flavoured Tesco brand yogurt, first of all how freaking cheap are you? What, you can’t afford, like, 25p to buy your own? Whoever the hell you are, don’t do it again. If you’re willing to come downstairs and reimburse me with either funds or an equivalent item to the monetary value of my yogurt, I will gladly accept your apology and that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you. -Liam Neeson I thought it was yoghurt? Or is this just another case of American becoming Standard English? I wouldn't be complaining about Liam Neeson's spelling if I were you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted November 10, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 10, 2011 He does live near Poughkeepsie nowadays, so perhaps he's gone native with the spelling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jezza Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Is there anything MORE depressing than standing in front of the salad counter wondering what greens to eat for lunch? I tell you - there is nothing more soul-destroying. Tell that to an Ethiopian in a refugee camp Point taken. (I would eat humble pie, but I fear that it might not go down well in an Ethiopian refugee camp). :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Is there anything MORE depressing than standing in front of the salad counter wondering what greens to eat for lunch? I tell you - there is nothing more soul-destroying. Tell that to an Ethiopian in a refugee camp Point taken. (I would eat humble pie, but I fear that it might not go down well in an Ethiopian refugee camp). :oops: Well played... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Just watched The Human Centipede 2. Scarred... for... life... Whoever makes that shit up needs shooting in all honestly. What about the people that WATCH that kind of shit? :winkold: Yeah, shoot them too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Wasn't that bad, nowhere near as bad as A Serbian Film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 **** sake is there anything more annoying than someone who stands in the middle of the pavement takes up all the room and walks at the speed of a slug... Sometimes i think they walk that slow on purpose to piss people off wish i could give them a kick up the arse or punch them in the back of the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 the pavement should be divided into lanes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 10, 2011 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 10, 2011 I agree. This is something I proposed a while back in the things that piss you off thread. Stevo's Britain would have slow lanes on pavements and in shopping centres. There would also be a ban on pushchairs (apart from designated hours) and stopping on the pavement, unless in the designated stopping areas, would be punishable by bitch slap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I'd also create a special underground passage for people too fat to walk on the average pavement. You wouldn't let a lorry occupy two lanes, would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 He does live near Poughkeepsie nowadays, so perhaps he's gone native with the spelling. Don't know the pronounciation, but is Poughkeepsie the place famed for feet picking by Popeye Doyle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 He does live near Poughkeepsie nowadays, so perhaps he's gone native with the spelling. My uncle in NY lives near there and always said Neeson lived up that way, wasn't sure if to believe him though. Apparently so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 VT creeping up on 60,000 members :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I agree. This is something I proposed a while back in the things that piss you off thread. Stevo's Britain would have slow lanes on pavements and in shopping centres. There would also be a ban on pushchairs (apart from designated hours) and stopping on the pavement, unless in the designated stopping areas, would be punishable by bitch slap I agree with all of this but more importantly, you should get a copyright on 'punishable by bitch slap' ...it's a gold mine I tell ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted November 11, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 11, 2011 He does live near Poughkeepsie nowadays, so perhaps he's gone native with the spelling. Don't know the pronounciation, but is Poughkeepsie the place famed for feet picking by Popeye Doyle? "Puh kip see" and yeah. (It's of native american derivation, though it's almost passable as some kind of Anglo-Dutch monstrosity, which is a plausible monstrosity in `echo "Nieuw-Nederland" | sed -e 's/ieu/e/' -e 's/Nederland/York/' -e 's/-/ /' # 1667 baby!`) ((semi-related: it's Dutchess County, which was named for the then Duchess of York; I'm not sure if the 't' gets in there for being the spelling then or if it was a sort of tribute to the Dutch who at that point still accounted for the bulk of the population)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Like it Gareth. Though it is indeed yoghurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 VT creeping up on 60,000 members :shock: Proof we should fill in the North Stand "corners" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 As a British Military veteran I just want to thank everybody who showed their support and respects today . I would prefer hard cash in an envelope mind you . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 11, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 11, 2011 Nigel Slater's TV programme. Deep-fried sprouts in beer batter. :shock: Sounds like the ultimate fart fuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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