chrisp65 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 clearly a warning to people considering voting ukip or tory or it could be an anti gay thing from Satan (yeah, he's way more homophobic than the good guys, nobody ever expects that, keeps his head down to avoid bad PR) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wainy316 Posted April 23, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2015 In the bible God killed 2,476,433. This is only where numbers are given so doesn't include victims of Gomorrah, Sodom or Noah's flood. Satan killed 10. And God told him to. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 In the bible God killed 2,476,433. This is only where numbers are given so doesn't include victims of Gomorrah, Sodom or Noah's flood. Satan killed 10. And God told him to. Yeah but an undisclosed number of those 2,467,433 had been naughty so it's kind of fair enough. He's not made of admin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 OMG WHY ISN'T HE HELPING THAT MAN IN THE WATER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 23, 2015 Author VT Supporter Share Posted April 23, 2015 She who shall not be named just messaged me. "Done my makeup shopping online instead of in store. Saved £71" SAVED £71 How much do women spend on makeup?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Never enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 I swear some women apply make up like how I make plaster, with a drillhammer, paddle and a rubble bucket. Less is more you hags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Whoever persuaded women that they should shave off their eyebrows and then draw them back on, well, genius bit of scamming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Or even tattoo them on in some cases. I was in A&E last Thursday and there was a early 20 something girl there with her daughter and mom (something to do with a bad shoulder). Anyway, she had these stupid shaved off, drawn back on eyebrows and it was pretty hilarious listening to her daughter (about 3 or 4) asking her why she looked like a clown every 10 minutes. I think she actually got pretty embarrassed, which is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 (edited) So I was looking at various job sites last night and saw one for a management trainee for a major rental company. Applied last night on a whim and have an interview on Monday. Phone interview but i didn't expect anything to come this quickly,. Edited April 24, 2015 by StefanAVFC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink! One of my favourite jokes, when I was 10! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 In the bible God killed 2,476,433. This is only where numbers are given so doesn't include victims of Gomorrah, Sodom or Noah's flood. Satan killed 10. And God told him to. I thought God gave him permission ..rather than told him ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 In the bible God killed 2,476,433. This is only where numbers are given so doesn't include victims of Gomorrah, Sodom or Noah's flood. Satan killed 10. And God told him to. I thought God gave him permission ..rather than told him ? Well it was a sick bet where God wagered Satan couldn't turn Job against him by murdering his chikdren, or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 In the bible God killed 2,476,433. This is only where numbers are given so doesn't include victims of Gomorrah, Sodom or Noah's flood. Satan killed 10. And God told him to. I thought God gave him permission ..rather than told him ? Well it was a sick bet where God wagered Satan couldn't turn Job against him by murdering his chikdren, or something like that. interestingly (or not) the passages around Job suggest that God and Satan are one and the same ... a bit like Andy Goram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Just about to head off to a double funeral (my Grandparents). Been dreading it and be glad when its over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Just about to head off to a double funeral (my Grandparents). Been dreading it and be glad when its over Hope it goes well old bean. Try not to shart though, out of respect 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Just about to head off to a double funeral (my Grandparents). Been dreading it and be glad when its over Condolences my good man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted April 24, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted April 24, 2015 (edited) edit: nope, bad timing Edited April 24, 2015 by Tegis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Condolences again Alex and all the best chap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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