drat01 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 I paid £600 for 2 weeks in Barbados in 2008. What the jizzles is £630 for Sorrento covering? Golden sheets and Egyptian cotton earbuds? £600 for 2 weeks in Barbados? Did they make you swim there? Little known fact, he was in fact the co-founder of the 1970's top pop combo, Typically Tropical. They are most well known for their one hit wonder status of "Barbados" - later covered much to Hitz's disgust by the Venger Boys (explaining his, albeit misguided, hatred of the North London Association Football team Arsenal). Hitz was allowed cheap passage and 2 per year holidays to the Caribbean luxury island bearing the name of his hit, until the Gvmt of the Island realised that Hitz was actually using these trips to cover for his other business of selling Spires to churches - see his previous work in his "home" town of Chesterfield. He can now be found using another cover name of AVFC Hitz as he runs a prospering tour guide and translation service in the back streets of old Istanbul. Many suspect though that this is also a cover and expect to see bent Mosque Turrets at the Blue Mosque 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 It was all legit! Flew with Virgin. Stayed in the Silver Sands resort for two weeks. Bought two flagons of Mount Gay rum back with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Haha ....... Flagons. /petergriffin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 It was all legit! Flew with Virgin. Stayed in the Silver Sands resort for two weeks. Bought two flagons of Mount Gay rum back with me. They gave that crap away for free in a couple of hotels that i've stayed at in the past. I hope you didn't pay much for it, absolutely disgusting. I swigged a mouthfull, topped it back up with water and gave it to a friend as a present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 (edited) Women are weird aren't they? One sat next to me at work just started crying when she found out that basically all the work she has done today is pointless and so she's had a wasted day. Annoying, I guess, but something to cry over? Worst part about it is, she was sat there for a good few minutes and I was just sat there not knowing what to do. Edited October 10, 2013 by Paddywhack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 It was all legit! Flew with Virgin. Stayed in the Silver Sands resort for two weeks. Bought two flagons of Mount Gay rum back with me. They gave that crap away for free in a couple of hotels that i've stayed at in the past. I hope you didn't pay much for it, absolutely disgusting. I swigged a mouthfull, topped it back up with water and gave it to a friend as a present. Absolutely love the stuff, topped up with Sprite or Canada Dry. I think it worked out at £8 each for the flagons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Women are weird aren't they? One sat next to me at work just started crying when she found out that basically all the work she has done today is pointless and so she's had a wasted day. Annoying, I guess, but something to cry over? Worst part about it is, she was sat there for a good few minutes and I was just sat there not knowing what to do. Haha, I had a colleague crying once and didn't know how to react. I stayed in my seat but did pull this Gary Lineker face to show my concern. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Women are weird aren't they? One sat next to me at work just started crying when she found out that basically all the work she has done today is pointless and so she's had a wasted day. Annoying, I guess, but something to cry over? Worst part about it is, she was sat there for a good few minutes and I was just sat there not knowing what to do. Haha, I had a colleague crying once and didn't know how to react. I stayed in my seat but did pull this Gary Lineker face to show my concern. Classic British face. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 10, 2013 Women are weird aren't they? One sat next to me at work just started crying when she found out that basically all the work she has done today is pointless and so she's had a wasted day. Bloody hell, if that made me cry I'd have been crying every day for the last thirty years. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Well I've had a fantastic day I have sat at my desk all day and listened to my music non stop, its only every now and again that I get the chance to do it so I have made the most of it. Then I'm going to stop off a get myself a drink in tonight, for some reason Thursday's have become my unofficial drink/music night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 maybe she was in her cycle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Women are weird aren't they? One sat next to me at work just started crying when she found out that basically all the work she has done today is pointless and so she's had a wasted day. Annoying, I guess, but something to cry over? Worst part about it is, she was sat there for a good few minutes and I was just sat there not knowing what to do. Haha, I had a colleague crying once and didn't know how to react. I stayed in my seat but did pull this Gary Lineker face to show my concern. I like how he was able to fit Gazza in his shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 (edited) Criers are OK. It's the quiet ones that listen to music all day and vent their disgust to a forum of strangers that you need to watch out for. Edited October 10, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis?pg=1 Do you dunk your penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Only in wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 (edited) http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis?pg=1 Do you dunk your penis? Look at them - all posh with their 'penis beaker'. I spit on my hand and give my cock a wipe down with that. Edited October 10, 2013 by Morley_crosses_to_Withe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 It's my birthday, so I'm going to have a birthday smoke. Happy birthday to me. I am 26 today 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 26? Life's pretty much over. Achieved anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 It's my birthday, so I'm going to have a birthday smoke. Happy birthday to me. I am 26 today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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