theunderstudy Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Anyone seen the fake Simon Mignolet account? Or the KevinandAndy account, both on Twitter? FAF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 22, 2010 Moderator Share Posted October 22, 2010 A chrome-plated Range Rover. Jesus **** wept. And to top it off, he has a pony-tail. There ain't much to like about this cockend even as footballers go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Loads of things along the lines of "Steed's lost his zippo, and then it fell out of Titus' pocket. Strange." Carroll is a knobjockey. 1) He's a Geordie 2) He plays for Scumcastle 3) He's got a ponytail. Bleurgh, ponytail! *Vomits in bin* 4) He's a c.u.n.t. 5) He broke his own teammates jaw WHEN HE SLEPT WITH HIS TEAMMATES W/G! 6) He beat up his girlfriend. 7) he scored a hat-trick against us. What a jeb-end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNichollsToe Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 A chrome-plated Range Rover. Jesus **** wept. And to top it off, he has a pony-tail. There ain't much to like about this cockend even as footballers go. Reminds of plonker Rodney when he attached a false Rat to the back of his head in Only fools and horses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 If you were Kevin Nolan, would you want this thug living in your house anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNichollsToe Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 If you were Kevin Nolan, would you want this thug living in your house anymore? No, he would of been bin bagged in the bath by now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 As the court has ordered he stays there there is very little Nolan can do about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 22, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted October 22, 2010 As the court has ordered he stays there there is very little Nolan can do about it.I find that very hard to believe. The option would surely be something like "If you can find somebody to take responsibility for you, OK. Otherwise, we'll take you into custody". Nolan must have volunteered - I can't believe the courts can foist an offender on somebody without their permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNichollsToe Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 As the court has ordered he stays there there is very little Nolan can do about it.I find that very hard to believe. The option would surely be something like "If you can find somebody to take responsibility for you, OK. Otherwise, we'll take you into custody". Nolan must have volunteered - I can't believe the courts can foist an offender on somebody without their permission. Thats my experience of the law. If your not happy with the clearing in the woods, you can turf him out. The Police will either find another address to bale him to, or keep them in Custody. In fact, the moron we had, skipped bale. returned to the address he was ordered to stay away from. and the Police did nothing about it, other than tell him off :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted October 25, 2010 Moderator Share Posted October 25, 2010 He's been fined an hour or two's wages - apparently, according to his expensive, skilled defence lawyer he was trying to throw his drink over the man in the nightclub when his glass slipped out of his hand, cutting the man in the face - oops, butterfingers! A hat trick of assaults for the big number number nine now, anyone want to bet that's the end of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gringo Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 As the court has ordered he stays there there is very little Nolan can do about it.I find that very hard to believe. The option would surely be something like "If you can find somebody to take responsibility for you, OK. Otherwise, we'll take you into custody". Nolan must have volunteered - I can't believe the courts can foist an offender on somebody without their permission. Thats my experience of the law. If your not happy with the clearing in the woods, you can turf him out. The Police will either find another address to bale him to, or keep them in Custody.He could have stayed with Barton, much more appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Newcastle United Football Club is an anagram of 'Club of downbeat intellectuals' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 25, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted October 25, 2010 Hughton tips Carroll AND Barton for England call-ups Published 23:00 24/10/10 By Simon Bird Chris Hughton has claimed Andy Carroll and Joey Barton are good enough for England. The 21-year-old centre-forward scored his fifth goal of the season at West Ham despite a traumatic week off the field which will see a second court appearance today. And Barton, who won one cap in 2007, set up both Newcastle goals with right-wing crosses to cap a brilliant display. The Toon have now climbed to ninth place in their first season back in the Premier League. And Hughton, who celebrated his anniversary in permanent charge at St James’ Park with the 2-1 win, said: “It’s for others to make that decision but they’re certainly playing well enough. “Joey at the moment is playing very well. He’s very consistent and he’s a big player for the team. “And it’s a wonderful start for Andy. We asked that of him last season to add goals to his game, but he has to have that type of service. If he does, it makes life a little bit easier for us. “He’s a mobile lad. He’s a tall lad, so for his size it’s always going to be difficult to be the quickest, but once he gets going, certainly he has a power and a pace. I thought that was his best game since the first game against Manchester United. He’s a handful. We need that from him as regularly as we can.” Mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 The only way either of those two would get called up is if we had some kind of international guards vs prisoners tournament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyVillan Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 If Barton get's called up then I'll torch Capello's Ferrari. Barton is a piece of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdabush Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Apparently there's strong rumours Hughton's going. Seems like he may have had a bust-up with Ashley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Newcastle have been without an assistant manager for two weeks or so since former Villa legend Colin Calderwood quit the post to take up the managers job at Hibs. Radio 5 were saying Hughton is not very happy that Newcastle let Calderwood go. Quite frankly I cant see what his problem is, if a #2 wants to leave to take up a #1 job at some other club, he is going to go, isnt he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 hahaha, pasted at home by Arsenal reserves, **** brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 I find it hard to laugh at them, at least until we meet at Villa Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I predict a takeover followed by Mr O'Neills return sometime next January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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