drat01 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 in the UK it is illegal for you to throw a bucket or water over somebody, but it isnt illegal to throw a bucket of human urine!!!!That's just taking the piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 In the Isle of Man it is legal to shoot a Scotsman 10 feet from the beach (many variations to this I think), the death penatly was abolished in 1993 (yes, you read it right) and homosexuality was punished by birching not so long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 In the Isle of Man it is legal to shoot a Scotsman 10 feet from the beach (many variations to this I think), the death penatly was abolished in 1993 (yes, you read it right) and homosexuality was punished by birching not so long ago. Risso, i demand you shoot a Scotsman and test this law in court. Props if you can find a way to make Siralex Ferguson said Scotsman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 In the Isle of Man it is legal to shoot a Scotsman 10 feet from the beach (many variations to this I think) think York still allows you to kill a Scotsman but only if he is armed with a bow and arrow .. such stupid antiquated laws need to be updated to the real world .. say to a Scotsman carrying a set of car keys but did you know that Oliver Cromwell passed a law which hasn't be repelled which still forbid the consumption of mince pies on Christmas Day It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament ..The reason for the ban is that the buildings count as a royal palace anyone who dies there is technically entitled to a state funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 think York still allows you to kill a Scotsman but only if he is armed with a bow and arrow .. such stupid antiquated laws need to be updated to the real world .. say to a Scotsman carrying a set of car keys I think that's Welsh rather than Scottish isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 think York still allows you to kill a Scotsman but only if he is armed with a bow and arrow .. such stupid antiquated laws need to be updated to the real world .. say to a Scotsman carrying a set of car keys I think that's Welsh rather than Scottish isn't it? Welsh is within the grounds of Shrewsbury Cathedral. I can confirm this is true, because i shot Robbie Savage in the chest with a Longbow about eleven months ago and ive heard nothing so far from the police. This also explains how Robbie Savage went from Premiership regular to someone who couldnt get into Derby's team to someone who couldnt even get into Brighton's team in such a short space of time. Its not Robbie Savage, its me in a girls wig pretending to be him and collecting his wages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 12, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted November 12, 2008 If you could find a body of water big enough, Saturn would float. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 In the Isle of Man it is legal to shoot a Scotsman 10 feet from the beach (many variations to this I think), the death penatly was abolished in 1993 (yes, you read it right) and homosexuality was punished by birching not so long ago. Risso, i demand you shoot a Scotsman and test this law in court. Props if you can find a way to make Siralex Ferguson said Scotsman. test all 3 laws? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted November 12, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted November 12, 2008 In Massachusetts it is illegal to wear a goatee in public unless you have obtained (and paid for) a license to publicly display one. All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. It is illegal to transport a gorilla in the back seat of a car. It is illegal to shave while driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 think that's Welsh rather than Scottish isn't it? The killing the Welsh I thought was allowed in Chester there seems to be so many different variations ..Some say the Welshman is Hereford , some say the Scotsman can only be shot WITH a bow and arrow and on on a Sunday ..others say any day except Sunday there are some top laws out there though Florida- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. New York - The penalty for jumping off a building is death. Texas - It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiganvillain Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 OK as a Scotsman who used to live very near York I'll sort that one out. It is legal to shoot a Scotsman with a Bow and Arrow within the city walls after dark (That means you must use the Bow and Arrow, the Scotsman need not be armed) York City council wanted to send a deputation to The Scottish Assembly to repeal it formally but everyone just laughed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 12, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted November 12, 2008 It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted November 12, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted November 12, 2008 Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 It is illegal to shave while driving. And rightly so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 In Massachusetts it is illegal to wear a goatee in public unless you have obtained (and paid for) a license to publicly display one. All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. It is illegal to transport a gorilla in the back seat of a car. It is illegal to shave while driving. What if you're shaving off your goatee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 In Alaska it is illegal to wake up a sleeping bear in order to take it's photograph. In Massachusettes (sp?) it is illegal to eat more than 3 sandwiches at a wake. In Iowa piano players with one hand are not allowed to charge for their performances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 In Iowa piano players with one hand are not allowed to charge for their performances. But those with no hands are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiganvillain Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 In Massachusetts it is illegal to wear a goatee in public unless you have obtained (and paid for) a license to publicly display one. All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. It is illegal to transport a gorilla in the back seat of a car. It is illegal to shave while driving. So - If driving to Church without a rifle, shaving off your Goatee would that count as your 3 strikes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamboMcInally Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 In Iowa piano players with one hand are not allowed to charge for their performances. It would normally cost and arm and a leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 The line "Mr Mojo Risin'" from the Doors "L.A Woman" track, is an anagram of Jim Morrison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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