Qwpzxjor1 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. If you did your eyes would fly out of their sockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted October 30, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted October 30, 2008 It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. If you did your eyes would fly out of their sockets. Not true, it can be done. Edit - Your eyes have so many connections, holding them in place or connectiing them to other parts of the body it's simply not possible for it happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 I don't like Mythbusters. It has a continual habit of telling me everything interesting I know is actually wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red5 Posted October 30, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted October 30, 2008 'Charlie Chaplin anonymously entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest -- and lost He came third iirc. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted October 30, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted October 30, 2008 I don't like Mythbusters. It has a continual habit of telling me everything interesting I know is actually wrong. It's one of the few things I miss while I'm at uni. Great show. On topic... er... IIRC, if stranded on a desert island, you should carefully ration underripe coconut milk, as it'll give you diarrohea (undoubtedly spelt wrong) if you have too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Men get hiccups more often than women do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 'Charlie Chaplin anonymously entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest -- and lost He came third iirc. lol Noel Edmunds did it too on Noel's House party. Lost a Noel Edmunds lookalike contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 30, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted October 30, 2008 If you are being burned at the stake, you should piss yourself, as this will create a lot of smoke which will suffocate you relatively painlessly compared to burning to death. Similarly, if you are being hanged you should jump as high as you can as they remove whatever you're standing on as this will break your neck as opposed to choking to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 If you are being burned at the stake, you should piss yourself, as this will create a lot of smoke which will suffocate you relatively painlessly compared to burning to death. Don't know about that but I'd be shitting myself. I'm a little worried that you're preparing for your execution though Stevo, what've you done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 i thought pissing yourself would put out the fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 30, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted October 30, 2008 If you are being burned at the stake, you should piss yourself, as this will create a lot of smoke which will suffocate you relatively painlessly compared to burning to death. Don't know about that but I'd be shitting myself. I'm a little worried that you're preparing for your execution though Stevo, what've you done? Swam in the pond outside the Roger Stevens building Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSufferingVilla Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 America's original five and dime stores starting with Woolworths have matched inflation remarkably well over the last century to become dollar stores. In fact the standard price point for these stores in 1913 was $0.05 adjusted for inflation that equals $1.02 in todays money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qwpzxjor1 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 If you are being burned at the stake, you should piss yourself, as this will create a lot of smoke which will suffocate you relatively painlessly compared to burning to death. So when people say 'haha, that pissed on your bonfire' they are actually saying they want a quick death. Luckily, when people argue that I'm wrong that's what they often get.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Man Utd are now the best football team ever. Last nights win means they have precicely 1337 points since the Premier League was formed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 30, 2008 Moderator Share Posted October 30, 2008 Luckily, when people argue that I'm wrong that's what they often get Unless they're on about breweries in Tennessee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted October 30, 2008 Moderator Share Posted October 30, 2008 Luckily, when people argue that I'm wrong that's what they often get Unless they're on about breweries in Tennessee *cough* distilleries *cough* And JD is distilled in a dry county, the workers there get given their JD as part of their pay to get around the county's bye laws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted October 31, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted October 31, 2008 Pedant!!!!!!!!!!! What I should have said was You can't buy Jack Daniels (or any other alcoholic beverage) in the county Jack Daniels is made in This makes even less sense! Carlsberg is brewed in Northampton but I can buy it quite easily here... Dry county A dry county is a county in the United States whose government forbids the sale of alcoholic beverages. Some prohibit off-premises sale, some prohibit on-premises sale, and some prohibit both. Hundreds of dry counties exist across the United States, although most commonly in the South. A number of smaller jurisdictions also exist, such as cities, towns and townships, which prohibit the sale of alcoholic beverages. These are known as dry towns, dry cities or dry townships. My father grew up in Wellesley, MA when it was a dry town, though the tale at the time was that "the streets were dry but the cellars were flooded"... Interestingly enough regarding the Jack Daniels example, a special law in the state allows the distillery to sell small commemorative bottles, except on Sundays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 Luckily, when people argue that I'm wrong that's what they often get Unless they're on about breweries in Tennessee *cough* distilleries *cough* And JD is distilled in a dry county, the workers there get given their JD as part of their pay to get around the county's bye laws sounds quality haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted October 31, 2008 Share Posted October 31, 2008 If you are being burned at the stake, you should piss yourself, as this will create a lot of smoke which will suffocate you relatively painlessly compared to burning to death. Don't know about that but I'd be shitting myself. I'm a little worried that you're preparing for your execution though Stevo, what've you done? Swam in the pond outside the Roger Stevens building Brilliant, brilliant answer! Though I think that'd probably kill you before you needed execution. Having said that my flat mates did it in first year, then someone ran off with their clothes. They were not happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted October 31, 2008 VT Supporter Share Posted October 31, 2008 If you are being burned at the stake, you should piss yourself, as this will create a lot of smoke which will suffocate you relatively painlessly compared to burning to death. Don't know about that but I'd be shitting myself. I'm a little worried that you're preparing for your execution though Stevo, what've you done? Swam in the pond outside the Roger Stevens building Brilliant, brilliant answer! Though I think that'd probably kill you before you needed execution. Having said that my flat mates did it in first year, then someone ran off with their clothes. They were not happy! I did it in first year too on an otley run. Managed to remove most of the skin from my shin when I jumped in, so wasn't fun at all. Miraculously, i survived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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