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Ok, but if fun which i’ll check back on in 12 months time.

1) Who will be Prime Minister?

2) How far will England get in the World Cup?

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL?

4) Who gets relegated from the PL?

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end?

6) What will the BoE base rate be?

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap?

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it?

9) How much is a litre of Diesel?

10) Have sha gone bust?

 

 

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3 minutes ago, Genie said:

1) Who will be Prime Minister?

Rishi Sunak

2) How far will England get in the World Cup?

Quarter final exit on penalties

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL?

12th

4) Who gets relegated from the PL?

Fulham, Bournemouth, Palace

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end?

No, Putin was assassinated.

6) What will the BoE base rate be?

2.75%

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap? 

£1750

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it?

Yes, shed key.

9) How much is a litre of Diesel?

£1.69

10) Have sha gone bust?

Nope, still circling the drain though.

 

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1 hour ago, Genie said:

Ok, but if fun which i’ll check back on in 12 months time.

1) Who will be Prime Minister?

Johnson

2) How far will England get in the World Cup?

winners

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL?

10th

4) Who gets relegated from the PL?

 

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end?

yes, kind of, we remember it every now and again when something significant happens

 

6) What will the BoE base rate be?

2.5%

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap?

£1900

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it?

 

9) How much is a litre of Diesel?

£1.99.9

 

10) Have sha gone bust?

As in dropped to fan owned non league? No.

As in money pit lost cause technically more debts than income why would anyone put money in to this? Yes.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Genie said:

Ok, but if fun which i’ll check back on in 12 months time.

1) Who will be Prime Minister?

2) How far will England get in the World Cup?

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL?

4) Who gets relegated from the PL?

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end?

6) What will the BoE base rate be?

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap?

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it?

9) How much is a litre of Diesel?

10) Have sha gone bust?

 

 

Spoiler

1. Johnson

2. Quarters

3. 8th

4. Everton, Leeds, Forest

5. No, Putin died and there was a palace coup in the aftermath

6. 2.75%

7. £1200

8. No, 2ft platform boots that no one will notice

9. £2.10

10. No but the stadium has a reduced capacity due to structural issues, it doesn’t affect attendance

 

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4 hours ago, Genie said:
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Ok, but if fun which i’ll check back on in 12 months time.

1) Who will be Prime Minister? Priti Patel

2) How far will England get in the World Cup? Who cares??

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL? 8th.

4) Who gets relegated from the PL? Man U; Man City; Everton.

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end? Yes.

6) What will the BoE base rate be? 2.25% or 8%

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap? £2000

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it? No. Something over the edge.

9) How much is a litre of Diesel? Just less than a pint of beer.

10) Have sha gone bust? No.

 

 

 

 

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1) Who will be Prime Minister? Boris :(

2) How far will England get in the World Cup? Quarters

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL? 10th

4) Who gets relegated from the PL? Tough one...Bournemouth, Southampton, Brentford

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end? Yes or if it has ended there will be various internal conflicts in the areas that Ukraine has surrendered

6) What will the BoE base rate be? Surely cant go up again?

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap? As above

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it? Dunno but guarantee he's still a turd

9) How much is a litre of Diesel? £2 minimum

10) Have sha gone bust? No :(

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1) Who will be Prime Minister? Ben Wallace

2) How far will England get in the World Cup? 2nd round 

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL? 7th

4) Who gets relegated from the PL? Brentford , Bournemouth , Leeds

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end? Ukraine accepts armed neutrality status , Russia redraws the border and incorporated Donabss region into Russia 

6) What will the BoE base rate be? 3%

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap? 

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it?  U2 will become deeply unpopular , thus on VT they will finally be accepted and become the band of choice for VT music snobs 

9) How much is a litre of Diesel? £1.50

10) Have sha gone bust? Sadly no

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43 minutes ago, tonyh29 said:

 

1) Who will be Prime Minister? Ben Wallace

2) How far will England get in the World Cup? 2nd round 

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL? 7th

4) Who gets relegated from the PL? Brentford , Bournemouth , Leeds

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end? Ukraine accepts armed neutrality status , Russia redraws the border and incorporated Donabss region into Russia 

6) What will the BoE base rate be? 3%

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap? 

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it?  U2 will become deeply unpopular , thus on VT they will finally be accepted and become the band of choice for VT music snobs 

9) How much is a litre of Diesel? £1.50

10) Have sha gone bust? Sadly no

and the gas/electricity price cap?

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6 hours ago, Genie said:

Ok, but if fun which i’ll check back on in 12 months time.

1) Who will be Prime Minister?

Boris Johnson ☹️

2) How far will England get in the World Cup?

Last 16

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL?

7th

4) Who gets relegated from the PL?

Leeds, Bournemouth, Forest

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end?

It is still going ☹️ Boris is still using Zelensky for crisis deflection

6) What will the BoE base rate be?

2.00%

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap?

£2,300

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it?

Yes. It was the final sticker in his Merlin Premier League 1995 album, Julian Joachim of Leicester City.

9) How much is a litre of Diesel?

£1.69

10) Have sha gone bust?

SHA have become a popular coursework project in GCSE Business Studies, allowing teenagers to learn about all the different ways it is possible to fail commercially and in life. A newly released (Jan 2023) Edexcel syllabus video is presented by Dion Dublin.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Genie said:

and the gas/electricity price cap?

Tbh I don’t really know what it is other than it’s gone up to nearly £2k so I’ll guess on it going down to £1500

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12 hours ago, Genie said:

Ok, but if fun which i’ll check back on in 12 months time.

1) Who will be Prime Minister?

2) How far will England get in the World Cup?

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL?

4) Who gets relegated from the PL?

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end?

6) What will the BoE base rate be?

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap?

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it?

9) How much is a litre of Diesel?

10) Have sha gone bust?

 

 

1. Michael Gove

2. Semis, GS will stay on too after a relatively easy run in but lose immediately once it gets tough 

3. 4th hopefully

4. Forest, Fulham, Everton

5. Sorry yes still on

6. 2.25%

7. 2.5k pa

8. Yes ,his own word removed?

9. £2.20

10. No, same shit they will finish 21st on goal diff, with 2 of the teams below them taking a 30 pts deductions in the same season

 

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13 hours ago, Genie said:

Ok, but if fun which i’ll check back on in 12 months time.

1) Who will be Prime Minister?

2) How far will England get in the World Cup?

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL?

4) Who gets relegated from the PL?

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end?

6) What will the BoE base rate be?

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap?

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it?

9) How much is a litre of Diesel?

10) Have sha gone bust?

 

 

1) BoJo the clown still :(

2) Lose in semi final

3) 6th

4) Watford, Forest, Leeds

5) Still going

6) 9%

7) 2.5k

8.) Bono has finally achieve the largest collection of hatchbacks 🚗 in Europe

9) £2.32.9

10) Not quite, but Troy Deeney (professional ogre) is now interim manager

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15 hours ago, Genie said:

Ok, but if fun which i’ll check back on in 12 months time.

1) Who will be Prime Minister?

BJ

2) How far will England get in the World Cup?

Group stage, winless.

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL?

6th

4) Who gets relegated from the PL?

Bournemouth, Leeds, Watford

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end?

No, Putin dead.

6) What will the BoE base rate be?

3.5%

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap?
 

£1,000

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it?

Yes, another place to turn up and play a gig unwanted

9) How much is a litre of Diesel?

£1.80

10) Have sha gone bust?

No, but relegated.

 

 

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1) Who will be Prime Minister? Liz Truss 😮

2) How far will England get in the World Cup? Second round (barely getting out of the group stage)

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL? 8th

4) Who gets relegated from the PL? Forest, Brentford, Bournemouth 

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end? Yes sadly 

6) What will the BoE base rate be?  2%

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap? £1,200 

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it? Hopefully yes, and it’s something other than producing more music or in the public eye! Hopefully the benefits of being a hermit?

9) How much is a litre of Diesel? £1.79

10) Have sha gone bust? No the eternal turds will still not flush 😥

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1) Who will be Prime Minister? Richer Sunak

2) How far will England get in the World Cup? Out of the group, but then eliminated

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL? 11th

4) Who gets relegated from the PL? It’s usually the bottom 3, so I’ll say them.

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end? Yes, but some sort of ceasefire is not quite holding.

6) What will the BoE base rate be? 2.1%

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap? £2k

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it? His head - it was up his own @r$e

9) How much is a litre of Diesel? approximately 1 flagon, now we have gone back to Middle Ages measures, thanks to leaving the EU. Priced at 1 pound, 16 shillings and tuppence.

10) Have sha gone bust? There’s always hope.

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On 18/06/2022 at 06:45, alreadyexists said:

1) BoJo the clown still :(

2) Lose in semi final

3) 6th

4) Brentford, Forest, Leeds

5) Still going

6) 9%

7) 2.5k

8.) Bono has finally achieve the largest collection of hatchbacks 🚗 in Europe

9) £2.32.9

10) Not quite, but Troy Deeney (professional ogre) is now interim manager

As @tonyh29 pointed out, Watford got relegated this year! 😆 so I’ve updated my prediction above.

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On 17/06/2022 at 16:48, Genie said:

Ok, but if fun which i’ll check back on in 12 months time.

1) Who will be Prime Minister?

2) How far will England get in the World Cup?

3) Where will Villa finish in the PL?

4) Who gets relegated from the PL?

5) Is the war in Ukraine still going? If not how did it end?

6) What will the BoE base rate be?

7) Whats the average household gas/electricity cap?

8 ) Has Bono found what he was looking for? If yes, what was it?

9) How much is a litre of Diesel?

10) Have sha gone bust?

 

 

1) Boris Johnson

2) Semis

3) 11th

4) Forest, Brentford, Bournemouth

5) Yes

6) 2.25%

7) Honestly no idea

8 ) Yes, his own head up his arse

9) 1.95

10) Nope. Hanging on like a drowning rat

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