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Of all things in the house you can **** with, never ever **** with Gas.

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(Sorry BOF for replying on your thread but this is an important one - I shall birch myself as pennance.)

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The term uber gay ....is that even possible ?
You can over-do anything MV. You should really sort out your colection of short shorts. Hint : Too much pink.
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or should I pay through the nose for a professional?

Depends if you can afford a wire brush. If the igniter is visible give it a light clean - it's only a spark plug after all. Don't do it with the oven on.

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Dear BOF; my arsehole is really hurting. I can't tell if it's from the bike ride to work or from shitting out two-day old peri-peri chicken this morning. What say you?

Oh that'll be the peri-peri. Unless you don't usually cycle to work. Also check that someone hasn't robbed your saddle. That'd do it too.

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BoF to put this one to bed from another thread ......Did Man ever set foot on the moon ?

And more importantly, why does using scissors on paper make it dull? That also beg the question if in rock-paper-scissors the paper should eventually should beat the scissors?

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BoF to put this one to bed from another thread ......Did Man ever set foot on the moon ?

And more importantly, why does using scissors on paper make it dull? That also beg the question if in rock-paper-scissors the paper should eventually should beat the scissors?

While were at it are black socks indeed not black but just a very very very very very very dark blue

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BoF to put this one to bed from another thread ......Did Man ever set foot on the moon ?

And more importantly, why does using scissors on paper make it dull? That also beg the question if in rock-paper-scissors the paper should eventually should beat the scissors?

While were at it are black socks indeed not black but just a very very very very very very dark blue

Mine are various shades of grey. Perhaps I'll write a porn novel about them.
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