sidcow Posted January 27, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2021 Felt so low. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted January 27, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2021 I’ve never slept on a plane. Literally impossible. I’ve never been on a motorbike. Or even a scooter come to think of it. I’ve never HAD to change a tyre. I’ve practiced a few times, but not been called on to do so properly. I’ve never been to a funeral that ends in a burial. Just a service at a crem. I’ve never played the board game “Mousetrap”. I sense it looks more fun than it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Agree about the plane, it’s shit, even tried to get bladdered and that didn’t help i have once, pissed in ayia napa as an 18 year old, fell off, never again three times I think, it’s easier than it looks as long as you can get the nuts loose which can be bloody hard did my work experience at a funeral directors so I’ve seen them done but think the ones I’ve been to that I know have all been crem took ages to set up and then could be over really quick, there were better games 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted January 27, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 27, 2021 On the plus side, me mentioning mousetrap led me to reading about it, which led me to Rube Goldberg (whom I was aware of) and then onto W. Heath Robinson (whom I was not aware of). Now enjoying looking at some of his cartoons, a short, successful rabbit hole that’s proved to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Mark Albrighton said: I’ve never slept on a plane. Literally impossible. I can do this sometimes, but there's always the question of whether it's worth the inevitable crick in the neck when I wake up. The only time I slept well on a plane was an overnight flight from Shanghai to Istanbul which was so empty that I had an entire row of four seats to myself, so could lift up the armrests and lie flat. It was glorious! Closest I'll ever come in my life to travelling first class. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Registered on FACEBOOK. Slept in a tent. Been to mainland Spain. Thrown away a toenail clipping. Rode a motorcycle. Not made a debt repayment on time. Been unemployed since aged 16. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 28, 2021 Author Share Posted January 28, 2021 14 minutes ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: Thrown away a toenail clipping. What do you do with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted January 28, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 28, 2021 10 hours ago, snowychap said: Same here - though it's also only twenty or so games over forty odd years. Maybe we should go to more games... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted January 28, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 28, 2021 (edited) 10 hours ago, lapal_fan said: Never done judo Never done a shit in my hand Never done a fight Never done a fight on a kid Never done a sex video Never properly gone out with another woman what isn't my wife Never done a fart at a beefeater Never stood atop of mout Rushmore Never wore a toga Never flew with my own arms, always flew in a plane Never been eaten by a whale and shot out the blow hole Never seen a talking animal Never been a part of a riot in an important building Never thrown a brick at an old person Never been a policeman Never carried a really heavy weight that I can't lift up I've never laid more than 4 bricks in a row I've never been set on fire and left for a bit Never done maccano cranes Never seen lenticular cloud Never seen Stephen Fry or Will Ferrell in real life Never laughed at Miranda I've never had a million in the bank I've never killed anyone I've never dug a hole more than 6ft I've never held enough balloons to lift me into the sky like in Up. I've never really understood how posts like this get made. Are they spur of the moment ramblings or carefully crafted masterpieces? Strangely wonderful either way. Edited January 28, 2021 by Rds1983 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 28, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 28, 2021 (edited) I've never ridden a motorbike or broken a bone. I'm pretty sure I would break both those ducks simultaneously if I tried. I've never slept of a plane but I can rarely sleep anywhere that isn't an actual bed. I have occasionally slept on the sofa but only after alcohol and will need a bed whenever I wake up to get back to sleep again. I've never ridden in an Uber. I've never owned an iPhone. Edited January 28, 2021 by sidcow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 Never left Australia, and have never been to another major city outside of Melbourne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 28, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 28, 2021 (edited) 10 hours ago, sidcow said: Felt so low. Where did those feelings go? But what do expect when you play chance with a lifetimes romance ? Edited January 28, 2021 by Follyfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 28, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 28, 2021 Never watched any of the Godfather films never been to Nando’s never not saluted a magpie never backed down from a fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Rds1983 said: I've never really understood how posts like this get made. Are they spur of the moment ramblings or carefully crafted masterpieces? Strangely wonderful either way. That took about 1 minute to write out But, let's go with carefully crafted masterpieces, yea? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 28, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 hour ago, A'Villan said: Never left Australia, and have never been to another major city outside of Melbourne. Bonza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A'Villan Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 1 minute ago, sidcow said: Bonza I'm out of reactions for today, so imaginary high fives instead. I actually had to google 'bonza' but my Africans friends love it when I put on an ocker accent and say, "fair dinkum!" or "crikey mate!" You don't know how frequently people ask me if I have an American accent. Apparently I'm not from Melbourne even though I've never left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted January 28, 2021 Moderator Share Posted January 28, 2021 12 hours ago, lapal_fan said: Never done judo Never done a shit in my hand Never done a fight Never done a fight on a kid Never done a sex video Never properly gone out with another woman what isn't my wife Never done a fart at a beefeater Never stood atop of mout Rushmore Never wore a toga Never flew with my own arms, always flew in a plane Never been eaten by a whale and shot out the blow hole Never seen a talking animal Never been a part of a riot in an important building Never thrown a brick at an old person Never been a policeman Never carried a really heavy weight that I can't lift up I've never laid more than 4 bricks in a row I've never been set on fire and left for a bit Never done maccano cranes Never seen lenticular cloud Never seen Stephen Fry or Will Ferrell in real life Never laughed at Miranda I've never had a million in the bank I've never killed anyone I've never dug a hole more than 6ft I've never held enough balloons to lift me into the sky like in Up. I see you're not denying that thing with the Gerbil and the Vegemite sandwich. Ha ha - Bang to rights, yeasty Gerbil boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, blandy said: I see you're not denying that thing with the Gerbil and the Vegemite sandwich. Ha ha - Bang to rights, yeasty Gerbil boy! That list was exhaustive. If it's not on there, I DONE IT, SON! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 2 hours ago, Genie said: What do you do with them? Sell them in bulk to Mars who use them to make Bounty Bars. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 28, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted January 28, 2021 (edited) 12 hours ago, sidcow said: Felt so low. Just to clarify I am not depressed. I was quoting All Saints Lyrics. Never ever have I ever felt so low. Don't cry @A'Villan Edited January 28, 2021 by sidcow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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