Please tell me when to stop laughing at SHA

[Genie]

So we’re in September and the club with undefeated on their shirts have lost 1/3 of their games so far this season  

[StewieGriffin]

Edited and paraphrased highlights of the lovely interchange between two noses on my train this morning;

Nose1: "See the football at the weekend mate?"

Nose2: "Arr. Shame we lost late on, but the red card was a killer. What about the f'king Villa though ay? Jammy bastards."

1: "*sigh*  Yeah, I watched it. Thought Palace had burst their little bubble. Penalty was shit, and then he gave them another 8 minutes to score again!"

2: "I thought the penalty was the 2nd goal? The winner"?

1: "Nah mate, they scored again after that"

2: "So it was 3-1?"

1: "Yeah"

2: "So they've spent all that Arab money, and still needed late goals to beat Crystal Palace?! That Spanish bloke will be gone by Christmas, I'm tellin' ya. All about the money that lot, not a proper team or club"

1: "This Brady bloke's richer than both of them anyway, they had to sell off their kids this summer. We'll catch them up in 3 years. Playoffs this year, finish about 14th next season, then we'll be pushing for that 7th place them jammy bastards got last year"

---

I had to stop reading my book and everything. 

[mottaloo]

@StewieGriffin it's like i always say; if you wanted to know how the (spawny) villa score, just ask a nose.

[Chine]

3 hours ago, StewieGriffin said:

Edited and paraphrased highlights of the lovely interchange between two noses on my train this morning;

Nose1: "See the football at the weekend mate?"

Nose2: "Arr. Shame we lost late on, but the red card was a killer. What about the f'king Villa though ay? Jammy bastards."

1: "*sigh*  Yeah, I watched it. Thought Palace had burst their little bubble. Penalty was shit, and then he gave them another 8 minutes to score again!"

2: "I thought the penalty was the 2nd goal? The winner"?

1: "Nah mate, they scored again after that"

2: "So it was 3-1?"

1: "Yeah"

2: "So they've spent all that Arab money, and still needed late goals to beat Crystal Palace?! That Spanish bloke will be gone by Christmas, I'm tellin' ya. All about the money that lot, not a proper team or club"

1: "This Brady bloke's richer than both of them anyway, they had to sell off their kids this summer. We'll catch them up in 3 years. Playoffs this year, finish about 14th next season, then we'll be pushing for that 7th place them jammy bastards got last year"

---

I had to stop reading my book and everything. 

Love this!! That’s a book in itself ! , SHA deluded at its finest 

[VillaJ100]

I've seen a few comments about these 'late goals' funny that I'm sure I read an article once saying if the clock stopped at 90mins Man U would never have won the league under Ferguson 

[turnbull]

22 hours ago, VillaJ100 said:

I've seen a few comments about these 'late goals' funny that I'm sure I read an article once saying if the clock stopped at 90mins Man U would never have won the league under Ferguson 

They beat Plymouth in the 95th minute, didn't they mention that? 

[imavillan]

by order of the Peaky Blinders 

even there own fas are embarrassed about this, saying 'take it down'

oh, and who the **** is it by the way?

 

 

[VillaJ100]

The peaky blinders thing is bloody tragic. The connections are 

1. The writer is a bloser

2. The first couple of series are around a pub in Small Heath.

3. They mention blues twice throughout the whole run, which is once more than Villa.

[mottaloo]

15 minutes ago, imavillan said:

 

oh, and who the **** is it by the way?

 

 

I believe its Lyle Taylor.

Yeah, me neither 

[Davkaus]

16 minutes ago, imavillan said:

by order of the Peaky Blinders 

even there own fas are embarrassed about this, saying 'take it down'

oh, and who the **** is it by the way?

 

 

Is that the guy from Mr Robot? Didn't know he was a nose.

[Follyfoot]

2 hours ago, VillaJ100 said:

The peaky blinders thing is bloody tragic. The connections are 

1. The writer is a bloser

2. The first couple of series are around a pub in Small Heath.

3. They mention blues twice throughout the whole run, which is once more than Villa.

Zulu Warriors badge to make them double hard

[Follyfoot]

1 minute ago, Follyfoot said:

Zulu Warriors badge to make them double hard

Also needs a ‘drinking  in town since 1875’ badge

[villan95]

2 points from the last 4 matches now.

[mykeyb]

His gorra goo Daz

Edited September 22, 2023 by mykeyb

[rjw63]

Bring in the Granny Shagger

[Hank Scorpio]

That Brady honeymoon is over lads.

They break yer 'eart Tom.

KRO

Bronx hat etc...etc..

[rjw63]

50 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

That Brady honeymoon is over lads.

Would suit them words removed more if it was Ian Brady.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mate.

[Brumstopdogs]

 

[Mantis]

Haha you can't not love Adomah.

[AvfcRigo82]

On 23/09/2023 at 09:39, Brumstopdogs said:

 

That was brilliant from Albert. Good lad. Would have been fantastic if he could have grabbed a goal too.