Gingerlad Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Someones just tried to sell me a wristband "for the victims of the tsunami." Wouldn't they be better off with armbands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 If you watch the tv coverage of the tsunami backwards, it's an exciting story about the mysterious city of Atlantis being discovered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 just when Japan thought things couldn't get any worse... America announces that they are going to help rescue survivors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Dear Japan, please send us some water. Love Ethiopia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 BBC NEWS: Kenya offer condolences to Japan.Trust the Africans to get friendly when water is involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Damn your editing speed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 This earthquake in Japan is sad news. But why do they keep interviewing the same person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 I'm in Japan and they must be massive Newcastle fans. They're all running around shouting 'Toon Army! Toon Army!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanvilla_1994 Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 I'm in Japan and they must be massive Newcastle fans. They're all running around shouting 'Toon Army! Toon Army!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 You have to feel sorry for the foreign bastards. The trauma of losing everything in almost an instant.Oh well, there's always next season Arsenal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 I rang my mate in japan and asked him what he was up to...He said "my neck" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 RIP my Japanese friend, So Kin Vet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 14, 2011 Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the morning and went home. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was more drunk the night before. The first says, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks." The second said, "Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw!" The third says, "I was the most drunk by far. When I got home, I knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!" The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Grim Stevo, grim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 14, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 14, 2011 That's one of my fave jokes. Though it's fair to say Chunks is probably dead by now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 I'm in Japan and they must be massive Newcastle fans. They're all running around shouting 'Toon Army! Toon Army!'Rodney Marsh :notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I don't think it is appropriate to make jokes about recent events. I know it is hard to sympathize because they are foreigners but we have to remember they lost everything in almost an instant. They have been left with nothing... but still, Better luck next year Arsenal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I don't think it is appropriate to make jokes about recent events. I know it is hard to sympathize because they are foreigners but we have to remember they lost everything in almost an instant. They have been left with nothing... but still, Better luck next year Arsenal Nice . Just half inched it for FB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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