theunderstudy Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 What goes brown brown brown brown red? A hamster in a blender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Are Reuters novelists from Brum? Wanna kipper tie ? Ar , 2 sugars please . Tinton Abbey. Tis.YSTHM "Tintern". Ahem... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Hawaii has just announced that this years Vans Triple Crown of Surfing has been won by a Mr Yazuki of Okinawa - using what appears to be his kitchen table.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Its OK, I'll take the credit ;-) Piss off beardy bollox!! That's was mine!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Hawaii has just announced that this years Vans Triple Crown of Surfing has been won by a Mr Yazuki of Okinawa - using what appears to be his kitchen table.... Someones changed their tune... How about Yellow Submarine next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Its OK, I'll take the credit ;-) Piss off beardy bollox!! That's was mine!! I actually saw it first, you know, earlier...:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Course..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Now now...behave or I'll come and park across your driveway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Now now...behave or I'll come and park across your driveway HJahahaha, do it! I'll show you my Fffffuuuuuuuuuu face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 11, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 11, 2011 Hawaii has just announced that this years Vans Triple Crown of Surfing has been won by a Mr Yazuki of Okinawa - using what appears to be his kitchen table....It's taken me 5 minutes to get my eyesight back after reading that. Hands down the funniest thing I've read in a long long time. Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Since the last major flood disaster? :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 11, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 11, 2011 I never heard it before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancsVillan Posted March 11, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 11, 2011 Surprise sex is the best way to be woken up............................................ Unless you're in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted March 11, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2011 I had a shock today, I was diagnosed as colour blind. That came right out of the orange!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted March 11, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2011 If they spot an assassin ready to take a pot shot at him, do you think his bodyguards have the bottle to shout 'Gaddafi duck!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted March 11, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 11, 2011 Saw a fat bird walking down the road this morning, she was wearing a T-Shirt which said 'I Love Hip Hop'. I think the letters C & S must have fallen off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Sorry Japanese people, you're not brown enough to get foreign aid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely." To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raises his hand and says: "The sky is definitely blue." The teacher replies: "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy." Another student says: "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies: "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher: "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said: "No. But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So the student replies: "Then I definitely shit my pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of me wife!" And with that he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night. In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said: "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?" So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of my life sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear." The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?" She replied: "Aye, and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Why are the Japanese so worried about their nuclear reactors going into meltdown? Average temperature of a nuclear explosion is 300,000 degrees centigrade.Surely that's gonna help dry stuff out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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