usvilla Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Et moi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I wonder how many "you bastard" responses I'll get..... I've got FB friends with a fair few Arsenal fans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 15, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 15, 2011 I wonder how many "you bastard" responses I'll get..... I've got FB friends with a fair few Arsenal fans... I have friends living in Japan so there's no chance I'm nicking it. This is when you need to tread with care on a social network. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 15, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 15, 2011 I wonder how many "you bastard" responses I'll get..... I've got FB friends with a fair few Arsenal fans... I have friends living in Japan so there's no chance I'm nicking it. This is when you need to tread with care on a social network. There has to be a joke in there somewhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wedge Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 My Japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day, oh well, you know the saying: There's plenty more in the sea... How can you tell a Japanese prostitute? She's the one in the fishnets I'll get my coat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 My Japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day, oh well, you know the saying: There's plenty more in the sea... best one yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancsVillan Posted March 15, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 15, 2011 I asked my wife, "Do you think your mother would prefer Riverdance or something more Fred Astaireish? "She replied, "I think she'd prefer it if you stayed off her grave all together, you sick bastard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancsVillan Posted March 15, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 15, 2011 I used to have a job crushing coke, pepsi, sprite and fanta cans. Worst job ever - soda pressing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 15, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 15, 2011 My Japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day, oh well, you know the saying: There's plenty more in the sea... best one yet Agreed. Debating whether to grace my FB status with it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 My wife has worked as a magician's assistant for years now. I think she has picked up a few tricks. I came home from work early today and she was in the bedroom. She said, "Abracadabra!" and my mate, Dave, came out of the wardrobe, stark naked. Poor bastard must have wondered what the **** was going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 So, Pokemon Black came out this weekend. Gotta Catch Jamal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 My wife has worked as a magician's assistant for years now. I think she has picked up a few tricks. I came home from work early today and she was in the bedroom. She said, "Abracadabra!" and my mate, Dave, came out of the wardrobe, stark naked. Poor bastard must have wondered what the **** was going on. Ha ha, ace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 someone's been on sickipedia... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 My Japanese girlfriend dumped me the other day, oh well, you know the saying: There's plenty more in the sea... best one yet Agreed. Debating whether to grace my FB status with it... Ah right, you don't want to make a splash then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I don't think it is appropriate to make jokes about recent events. I know it is hard to sympathize because they are foreigners but we have to remember they lost everything in almost an instant. They have been left with nothing... but still, Better luck next year Arsenal The perfect FB status. It says see more just at the Arsenal line, brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I used it earlier. Got a few Arsenal fans commenting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Dear Japan, Bit of a bastard when something sneaks up on you without any warning eh? Love all the lads from Pearl Harbour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NulliSecundus Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Dear Japan, Bit of a bastard when something sneaks up on you without any warning eh? Love all the lads from Pearl Harbour. And the nukes eh! On a serious note, do history teachers in America miss out the bit when America were the only country to hit another country with nukes, in the history of mankind? The amount of idiotic american children on youtube who seem to think Japan has had payback for Pearl Harbour (yes I'm using a "u") is absolutely shocking - and I though people in this country were uneducated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Dear Japan, Bit of a bastard when something sneaks up on you without any warning eh? Love all the lads from Pearl Harbour. And the nukes eh! On a serious note, do history teachers in America miss out the bit when America were the only country to hit another country with nukes, in the history of mankind? The amount of idiotic american children on youtube who seem to think Japan has had payback for Pearl Harbour (yes I'm using a "u") is absolutely shocking - and I though people in this country were uneducated. Yeah i never understand that. Nagasaki and Hiroshima more than made up for Pearl Harbour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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