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13 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said:

Yeah that’s the only thing giving me hope. Get an early goal and crowd will turn. 

Striker doesn't score in ages = scores against us

Team doesn't win in ages = win against us

Goalkeeper has been in poor form = saves everything with his flacid penis (Niemi was a clearing in the woods for this)

Team crap at home = easy win 

This is Villa 

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6 minutes ago, avfcDJ said:

Striker doesn't score in ages = scores against us

Team doesn't win in ages = win against us

Goalkeeper has been in poor form = saves everything with his flacid penis (Niemi was a clearing in the woods for this)

Team crap at home = easy win 

This is Villa 

This is Villa fan.

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Villa match day experience:

Wake up. Gonna be a long day. Heavy defeat expected.

Lunchtime. Starting to feel a bit more confident. Solid draw on the way?

2pm. Team looks good on paper. Think we may sneak this one.

3:10pm. Solid start. Fancy a 2/3-0 win.

3:25pm. Concede with their first serious attack. Defensive error. All confidence drains away.

3:45. Massive team talk required. Season defining moment?

4:50pm. I hate football. I hate life. Can’t watch motd. We are going down. Rubbish evening ahead.

5pm. Two hours on VT agreeing with all other posters that we are rubbish.

9pm. Good few drinks in. Hope returns. We will be ok. VTID

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Good team. Barring individual mistakes  we have a good chance here. Glad Drinkwater isn't starting - Hourihane first sub. He is an impact player and if chasing a game can come up with some brilliance. Starting, the game would bypass him.

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13 minutes ago, avfcDJ said:

Striker doesn't score in ages = scores against us

Team doesn't win in ages = win against us

Goalkeeper has been in poor form = saves everything with his flacid penis (Niemi was a clearing in the woods for this)

Team crap at home = easy win 

This is Villa 

No away clean sheet all season = they keep a clean sheet

Worst away record in league = easy win

cant score from corners = they scores 2 from corners 

This is Southampton ;)

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