The Hung Like a Donkey General Election December 2019 Thread

[snowychap]

8 minutes ago, bickster said:

[Dodgyknees]

38 minutes ago, snowychap said:

I care not

[bickster]

1 hour ago, snowychap said:

 

Shit out because he knows he's no good at them and KG-M would  be a far more effective moderator than whoever it was ITV put up

[choffer]

1 hour ago, avfcDJ said:

I still would.

And I got pelters for saying I would in relation to LauraK 

[Dodgyknees]

1 minute ago, choffer said:

And I got pelters for saying I would in relation to LauraK 

I'd think about that too.

Not fussy.

[Seat68]

People balked at Priti Patel but you know. Liz Truss or Priti Patel. I know where I would lay my hat. 

[Dodgyknees]

Just now, Seat68 said:

People balked at Priti Patel but you know. Liz Truss or Priti Patel. I know where I would lay my hat. 

For me, both. No need for austerity.

[bickster]

Just now, avfcDJ said:

For me, both. No need for austerity.

You always struck me as more of an Andrea Leadsome type

[Dodgyknees]

Just now, bickster said:

You always struck me as more of an Andrea Leadsome type

Oh, I'm there as well. Bring them all. 

[bickster]

1 minute ago, avfcDJ said:

Oh, I'm there as well. Bring them all. 

Denjo and the Tory Orgy. Sounds like  a band

[Dodgyknees]

Just now, bickster said:

Denjo and the Tory Orgy. Sounds like  a band

A **** awful one tbf

[NurembergVillan]

3 hours ago, avfcDJ said:

I still would.

[bannedfromHandV]

1 hour ago, Seat68 said:

People balked at Priti Patel but you know. Liz Truss or Priti Patel. I know where I would lay my hat. 

That would be a banging threesome to be fair.

With Jo Swinson watching.

Who said politics was boring? 

[bickster]

6 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said:

That would be a banging threesome to be fair.

With Jo Swinson watching.

Who said politics was boring? 

That is just borderline bestiality!

[Dodgyknees]

19 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said:

I've got a nice (but small) sausage for her.

[Brumstopdogs]

12 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said:

That would be a banging threesome to be fair.

With Jo Swinson watching.

Who said politics was boring? 

Must be room for one more...

 

[bannedfromHandV]

1 minute ago, Brumstopdogs said:

Must be room for one more...

 

You had to lower the tone didn’t ya, instafloppy right there......the kind of instaflop that Jo Swinson can’t even revive 

[Dodgyknees]

2 minutes ago, Brumstopdogs said:

Must be room for one more...

 

They said robots are the future. 

[Sid4ever]

So that’s Priti, Andrea, Liz, a bit of Laura K,  Theresa with Jo watching, is there a little spot left for Rachel Riley, you are all perverts i tell you perverts

[Chindie]

18 minutes ago, Brumstopdogs said:

Must be room for one more...

 

Well, it seems you're not alone...

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Theresa May, while she was home secretary, and even when she was a candidate in last summer’s leadership election, seemed an unlikely figure to call forth these essentially visceral, irrational responses.

Why unlikely? Because the emotions I am describing are not sensible and she is patently very sensible. The extravagant collection of shoes, and the controversial leather trousers — so often derided by political commentators and fashion editors — could be seen as attempts to dispel, or at best modify, her sensible image, though I think that judgment overlooks something which we are sometimes too delicate to spell out. This is that — in contrast to some of the other women who have dominated British public life in the last half century — she exudes erotic appeal. Sex appeal is not quite the same as the big mythological draw which was summoned up by, say, Golda Meir or Queen Victoria, but the two are in some way connected.

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