The Hung Like a Donkey General Election December 2019 Thread

[Sam-AVFC]

Christ.

I’m half expecting by tomorrow morning someone in here will be be raving about Anne Widdecombe’s carnal appeal.

Edited November 21, 2019 by Sam-AVFC

[Dodgyknees]

10 minutes ago, Sam-AVFC said:

Christ.

I’m half expecting by tomorrow morning someone in here will be be raving about Anne Widdecombe’s carnal appeal.

Been there, done it. 

[choffer]

38 minutes ago, Sid4ever said:

So that’s Priti, Andrea, Liz, a bit of Laura K,  Theresa with Jo watching, is there a little spot left for Rachel Riley, you are all perverts i tell you perverts

I’m just glad nobody else has called Jess Philips. I bagsied her first. 

[Sam-AVFC]

2 minutes ago, avfcDJ said:

Been there, done it. 

For the sake of my sanity I’m going to take that to mean the less off-putting of the two possibilities 

[Dodgyknees]

2 minutes ago, Sam-AVFC said:

For the sake of my sanity I’m going to take that to mean the less off-putting of the two possibilities 

 Brexit sex is the best. 

[HanoiVillan]

 

[Sam-AVFC]

6 minutes ago, avfcDJ said:

 Brexit sex is the best. 

Gives a new meaning to ‘Bollocks to Brexit’. I’m think I’m on the side of Farage here though - you’d be better out.

[Sam-AVFC]

@HanoiVillan by the time the election comes around you’re going to have accidentally read the whole book!

[LondonLax]

8 minutes ago, Sam-AVFC said:

Gives a new meaning to ‘Bollocks to Brexit’. I’m think I’m on the side of Farage here though - you’d be better out.

I hope you respected the withdrawal agreement.

[Sam-AVFC]

1 minute ago, LondonLax said:

I hope you respected the withdrawal agreement.

Way better than my shite effort.

[HanoiVillan]

4 minutes ago, Sam-AVFC said:

@HanoiVillan by the time the election comes around you’re going to have accidentally read the whole book!

It's grim work, but somebody's got to do it.

[peterms]

1 hour ago, Sam-AVFC said:

Christ.

I’m half expecting by tomorrow morning someone in here will be be raving about Anne Widdecombe’s carnal appeal.

I misread that as canal appeal, and I thought, oh that's nice, Anne is organising some kind of cleanup or litterpicking event for our historic waterways.  Time for some reading glasses.

[Sam-AVFC]

1 minute ago, peterms said:

I misread that as canal appeal, and I thought, oh that's nice, Anne is organising some kind of cleanup or litterpicking event for our historic waterways.  Time for some reading glasses.

That works too. Her ‘canal’ has probably seen maintenance and usage drop as dramatically since WW2 as the literal ones.

[Risso]

18 minutes ago, peterms said:

I misread that as canal appeal, and I thought, oh that's nice, Anne is organising some kind of cleanup or litterpicking event for our historic waterways.  Time for some reading glasses.

I'm sure she'd let you take her up the Grand Union if that's your thing.

[Xann]

55 minutes ago, peterms said:

...Anne is organising some kind of cleanup...

[peterms]

Is there some way to undo my post, and what it gave rise to?

I suppose you'll make a meal out of "gave rise to" now.  Utter bastards.

[snowychap]

 

[Chindie]

5 minutes ago, snowychap said:

 

Yeah but the narrative man.

[snowychap]

6 minutes ago, Chindie said:

Yeah but the narrative man.

Indeed.

That doesn't mean that there aren't very legitimate questions to be asked about the spending pledges and the manifesto 'aspirations' (and that includes the points that the IFS have raised, for example) but it could all be conducted in less wild way.

[snowychap]

And on that note: