Xela Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Its a wonderful offer but I've just had my sofa steam cleaned. Plus my Henry Hoover is on the blink 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 3 minutes ago, Xela said: Its a wonderful offer but I've just had my sofa steam cleaned. Plus my Henry Hoover is on the blink maybe another time i saw a video today of a bloke nailing an hoover on his bed whilst it was on would love to post it but its a guarantee life ban and i cant have that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 On the margaritas for the last time before my laws move house, coupled with a few bells and gingers. Quarter past 9 and I'm hammered lololololololol. I can't feel my face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Green top milk. Love an ice cold glass of milk, especially with a couple chocolate digestives. The little things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 I was off today so went to th he pub at 3. I'mcreatemy head in lager. Doing a poo in pub just now 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 20, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 20, 2015 I was off today so went to th he pub at 3. I'mcreatemy head in lager. Doing a poo in pub just now You, sir, are drunk. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Im on staight mezcal (tequila with the worm) now. I can't feel my lower body. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Oh, i tried 4 different pizzas too. Formaggio quatro was the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 12 hours ago, troon_villan said: I was off today so went to th he pub at 3. I'mcreatemy head in lager. Doing a poo in pub just now You know its a good night when you have to shit in a pub 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I can remember going to Blackpool with the villa, day before Wigan away last game of the season, in the pub at 6am, in flares at 3pm off my tits, went for a shit No lock on the door...no toilet seat...evil laugh in my head "you won't stop me!" Shame I didn't notice the lack of toilet roll too... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 21, 2015 Moderator Share Posted November 21, 2015 Had my fill of lager and ale this week - few heavy nights. So tonight, I will be drinking this: Yellow card. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 11 minutes ago, villa4europe said: I can remember going to Blackpool with the villa, day before Wigan away last game of the season, in the pub at 6am, in flares at 3pm off my tits, went for a shit No lock on the door...no toilet seat...evil laugh in my head "you won't stop me!" Shame I didn't notice the lack of toilet roll too... I once took a gamble in a packed All Bar One. I lost. I sharted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 I can remember going to Blackpool with the villa, day before Wigan away last game of the season, in the pub at 6am, in flares at 3pm off my tits, went for a shit No lock on the door...no toilet seat...evil laugh in my head "you won't stop me!" Shame I didn't notice the lack of toilet roll too... Unless it's a phantom poop you've no option in those situations other than ripping the pocket out of your jeans and using that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Nah, you use your boxers and then leave them in the sink. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 I shat myself on transfer deadline day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 13 minutes ago, Xela said: Nah, you use your boxers and then leave them in the sink. was the winning option receipts did half the job but i didnt have enough 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 1 hour ago, villa4europe said: I can remember going to Blackpool with the villa, day before Wigan away last game of the season, in the pub at 6am, in flares at 3pm off my tits, went for a shit No lock on the door...no toilet seat...evil laugh in my head "you won't stop me!" Shame I didn't notice the lack of toilet roll too... Should have used your flares. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 3 minutes ago, Brumerican said: Should have used your flares. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom_Wren Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 been drinking a lot of scotch lately. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Far too many of these last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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