mjmooney Posted March 23, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Straggler said: I've always enjoyed the who would win in a fight chat. Next up shark or hippo? Didn't we have a long running OT thread along those lines? One polar bear versus a hundred ducks, or some such? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straggler Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Seat68 said: He is pure evil though, seems like a word removed that would bring a weapon to a fist fight. He would probably bring the bloody SS with him. Given that I cheated a bit with my answer I can't really argue with that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Billy Whitehurst. A legendary psychopath masquerading as a professional footballer who could atually play a bit. Easily the hardest and most violent player who ever lived. He was bonkers. Even the likes of Vinnie Jones was terrified of him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Dave Mackay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 5 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: None because whoever gets into a fight in a bar is a word removed. Depends. If I was minding my own business in a pub when some punk rockers came in started calling me names and pulling my trousers down and things and I said to them "Stop it now, you've had your fun, can't you see you're upsetting me?", but they still carried on by pointing at my chest, asking "what's that?" and then flicking my nose when I looked down to see what it was...well, let's just say they'd get what they deserved. Karate chops all round I think. With that in mind, I'd choose Alan Smith (footballer, born 1980) and Alan Smith (footballer, born 1962) to get on all fours behind the thugs so I could push them over. They'd be unconscious on the floor and I'd say something witty like, "How'd you like them apples?". You know, as in Granny Smiths? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 7 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Depends. If I was minding my own business in a pub when some punk rockers came in started calling me names and pulling my trousers down and things and I said to them "Stop it now, you've had your fun, can't you see you're upsetting me?", but they still carried on by pointing at my chest, asking "what's that?" and then flicking my nose when I looked down to see what it was...well, let's just say they'd get what they deserved. Karate chops all round I think. With that in mind, I'd choose Alan Smith (footballer, born 1980) and Alan Smith (footballer, born 1962) to get on all fours behind the thugs so I could push them over. They'd be unconscious on the floor and I'd say something witty like, "How'd you like them apples?". You know, as in Granny Smiths? I've told you before about this. If people "start on you", then just piss your pants and smile at them with cum face eyes. It's worked for me countless times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: I've told you before about this. If people "start on you", then just piss your pants and smile at them with cum face eyes. It's worked for me countless times. Yeah it can work a treat, but it doesn't stop them from stealing your pokemon cards does it? In some scenarios you have to take action. You put your hands into the thump shape and scream "You are not having my Jigglypuff, you mean bastard!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Les Sealy + Collymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Big Duncan Ferguson and Nicky Butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 23, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 hour ago, dAVe80 said: Dave Mackay. Exactly what I was going to post. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 17 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Exactly what I was going to post. I love that photo. Especially as the bloke he's got hold of, was supposed to be the hardman (a thug in reality), and the look on his face. "Oh no, what the Hell have I just done?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turvontour Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: Les Sealy + Collymore. Haha, ye Collymore - given that the scenario wasn't gender specific. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted March 23, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 hour ago, dAVe80 said: Dave Mackay. Look at Terry Venables. You can just picture after the game Mackay with a pint of bitter looking on at El Tel with his pina colada. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 hours ago, Risso said: Billy Whitehurst. A legendary psychopath masquerading as a professional footballer who could atually play a bit. Easily the hardest and most violent player who ever lived. He was bonkers. Even the likes of Vinnie Jones was terrified of him. This is a very good shout, however I think Big Dunc was much more of a hard man off the pitch so for that reason he gets my nod. But always good to see Billy Whitehurst get mentioned as he is a genuine footballing psychopath who doesn't get talked about as much in this day and age. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson1 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 Steve Walsh and Terry Hurlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 hours ago, lapal_fan said: None because whoever gets into a fight in a bar is a word removed. What if you were there with your girlfriend and someone walked up to her and started to grab her tits and kissing her,iam sure you would get into a bar fight then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted March 23, 2018 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted March 23, 2018 2 hours ago, dAVe80 said: Dave Mackay. 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: Exactly what I was going to post. 50 minutes ago, dAVe80 said: I love that photo. Especially as the bloke he's got hold of, was supposed to be the hardman (a thug in reality), and the look on his face. "Oh no, what the Hell have I just done?" Why Dave Mackay hated the picture of him confronting Billy Bremner Quote "The famous picture is one that a lot of football fans like. I am into my seventies now and I still get copies of them sent to my house for me to sign, which I do, all of them. While other people like the photograph, I don't because it portrays me as a bully, which I am not and never have been. [Billy Bremner] was a brilliant little player but a dirty little bastard. He kicked me in the leg I’d just come back from breaking twice. If he’d kicked the other one, I could have accepted that. But he kicked the broken one and that really annoyed me. I could’ve killed him that day." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted March 23, 2018 Author Share Posted March 23, 2018 (edited) I would pick Terry Butcher and Dion Dublin, Didn't Dublin play on with a broken neck? Edited March 23, 2018 by Ikantcpell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 23, 2018 Share Posted March 23, 2018 (edited) 3 minutes ago, BOF said: Why Dave Mackay hated the picture of him confronting Billy Bremner That's really interesting that he thought that. To me it actually makes me think the opposite. To me it shows a supposed hardman (Bremner) bighting off more than he could chew, with a man who didn't need to go around kicking people to show he was tough. Edited March 23, 2018 by dAVe80 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 23, 2018 Moderator Share Posted March 23, 2018 1 minute ago, dAVe80 said: That's really interesting that he thought that. To me it actually makes me think the opposite. To me it shows a supposed hardman (Bremner) bighting off more than he could chew, with a man who didn't need to go around kicking people to show he was tough. Because you're aware of the context and the players involved. If you had no idea who was who then you might think he's a meathead picking on a much smaller player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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