Genie Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Taking a number 1, do the twins come out to play too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Never really knew any different than how I was taught at primary school . Trousers around ankles and hands against the wall. I was going to put a pic up showing how kids pee in primary school but I had no idea how to word the google search without being put on another register . But, yeah Villa games and service stations are always strangely awkward. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Just now, Brumerican said: Never really knew any different than how I was taught at primary school . Trousers around ankles and hands against the wall. I was going to put a pic up showing how kids pee in primary school but I had no idea how to word the google search without being put on another register . But, yeah Villa games and service stations are always strangely awkward. I feel certain this is a joke, but I desperately want it to not be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Davkaus said: I feel certain this is a joke, but I desperately want it to not be. Me too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 I do like a sit down every now and then, usually during the night, but definitely balls in having tried the other way yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Is pissing in a sink justified when you're busting , the loos occupado and it's raining outside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 (edited) 2 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Only worry if he demands pics, love. Edited January 9, 2018 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 11 minutes ago, Brumerican said: Is pissing in a sink justified when you're busting? Absolutely but I hate it when some dirty bastards keep leaving tea bags in the sink. What a filthy habit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted January 9, 2018 Moderator Share Posted January 9, 2018 Other ways the poll question could have been phrased - "Do you like getting under-ball sweat on your left thumb?" "Are you 6 years old?" "Do you have little pods?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Balls are too saggy and pubes are too grey to invite the whole crew to club urinal. If I flopped them out in a public loo I'd have people lining up trying to get a selfie with Don King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Only balls out if I have button fly. **** undoing all them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted January 9, 2018 Moderator Share Posted January 9, 2018 20 minutes ago, snowychap said: Only worry if he demands pics, love. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stegzy Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Balls in unless it’s after a lovely old bonk. Then a sit down with a couple of farts to help squeeze past the jizz clot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayls Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 (edited) Did anyone else come into this thread expecting to get some useful facts about Brexit? I don’t know why, but, I did... hmm. Always In though... Edited January 9, 2018 by Tayls 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted January 10, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 10, 2018 (edited) After a few test runs, I feel I'm switching between the two depending on pants and underwear. Annoyed, I want to pick a side here. And I do often sit, especially at night Edited January 10, 2018 by Tegis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 poll seems to be lacking an option for "shake it all about". I'd vote for this one, everyone else in urinals hate me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 10, 2018 Author Share Posted January 10, 2018 I only sit when it’s middle of the night and I don’t want to turn the light on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 @Genie I'm not too impressed you didn't make the poll public. I need to know who my fellow balls out lads are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 10, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted January 10, 2018 I can categorically say I have never sat down with the intention of just having a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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